_Laurie_ Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 Granted...You are now running around in your birthday suit... I wish I owned a boat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Granted. But it springs a leak when you are in the middle of the Pacific and you have nothing but Snoop Dog CD's to listen to and nothing but Whiskas to eat. I wish I was not going to have a hangover tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Granted, you will have it now... I wish I had a philly cheese steak sandwich right now.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Granted. The best before date on the beef is July 28, 1998. I wish I was on a beach in Kauai right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Granted. You have a friend named "Wilson" and all of the Fed-Ex packages you are stranded with contain Celine Dion and 10 days worth of batteries for your Walkman (that outta kill ya!) I wish William Shatner would make a comeback on TV as "TJ Hooker". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Granted....Be prepared for the largest typhoon in history to hit. I wish it wasn't so late, and I wouldn't have to get to bed right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Oh sure Ray...jump right in there before me, why don't ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 it's ok... yours is the first on this page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 I wish it wasn't so late, and I wouldn't have to get to bed right now. I wish William Shatner would make a comeback on TV as "TJ Hooker". Laurie, the day is just beginning. It's the same day and you keep making the same posts over and over rayzor, guess who's Shat's new hot female partner - Celine Dion in her acting debut I wish I weren't so tired from granting two wishes at once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Granted, you've discovered the awesome power of Red Bull and 3 pots of coffee mixed into a maple syrup and brown sugar shake. I wish there were a such thing!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 There is, and you'll receive it through an IV for the next two months straight. I wish I could be on "Cops". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Granted...your grandmother sees you on and calls you up and gives you a stern lecture...you won't be getting that $5 at Christmas now! I wish I could be on "Jeopardy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Granted...you knew every answer, but your buzzer malfunctioned everytime... I wish Marc would give me a ride on his motorcycle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Granted. You go to Sturgis during rally week I wish I had a good breakfast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Granted...liver and onions on toast...it's very good for you.. I wish RonJon would take me to a Mets game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 They lose and your hot dog was raw in the middle, and RJ spills beer on you. Three times I wish Laurie had to eat oatmeal every day three times a day for a year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Granted....now her cholesterol is much better, but it doesn't go very well with salami...yuk I wish Shannon would invite me to her next margarita party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Granted. The margaritas are too salty for Laurie, and the chips and salsa cause her cholestorol to climb I wish I had a big plate of lasagna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Granted...but all I can give you is sushi lasagna topped with raw clams and oysters. I wish Uncle Joe would take me out for lunch to get a Philly Cheese Steak Sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 He does. In Japan. It's sushi covered in cheez whiz. I wish I had a peanut butter malt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Granted, but it's way too thick and stuck to the roof of your mouth for days... I wish Sammy would go to the casino with me to bring me good luck so I can win big! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 You do win big, but Sammy is a crook and picks your pocket of all your winnings. (Just for the record, I haven't been doing so well lately. I got smoked for about $450 on Saturday.) I wish I could keep playing blackjack without ever losing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Granted. However, the IRS discovers your tremendous winning streak and audits your tax returns back to 1987 and hits you with a 10 million dollar tax bill. I wish I would win an all expenses paid vacation to see an Eagles concert in Australia including backstage passes and dinner with the band. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Granted but the pressure built up in the wheel well of the plane and well, your hearing is gone. I wish CanAm had flown cabin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Granted...but the wing fell off on his side... I wish Uncle Joe was a Mets fan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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