_Laurie_ Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Watch your mouth Joe!....but granted, Tattoo will do the honors... I wish I owned a motorcycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieBlue Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 You do! But your neighbor just took it out for a "test drive" and you haven't seen either since Saturday. I wish it were Friday 5:00! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Granted. You're now stuck in the middle of rush hour. I wish I had a hamburger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Granted, your right hand is now burger. (oops, I thought you said handburger, sorry). I wish I could throw a ball 90 mph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Granted, but you have the control of Mitch Williams. I wish I could still hit a 90-mph fastball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Grantee, but that's all you can hit. I wish Jr. goes to the Sox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Granted, but then Coco Crisp is traded to the Phillies. I want to catch a world record walleye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Granted, you're in a rowboat on a lake up in Manitoba and that burrito wants out. I want to go back to when I was catching pike, picking blueberries and bird doggin' babes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Granted. But now your passport has expired and Canada won't let you in. I wish I had applied myself more in high school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Congratulations. You now have a G.E.D. in P.E. I wish I could eat lunch two times a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Granted, but now you're fat and Richard Simmons is knocking on your door. I wish ice cream had no calories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Granted. I scream i had no calories. I wish I could visit the moon or mars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 (edited) Here. Eat these mushrooms. I wish Beckham makes soccer as popular as sychronized swimming in the good ol' USA. Edited July 19, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Sorry, Phil, even Allah himself can't make that one happen. I wish soccer would just go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Granted. It is renamed 'Football.' I wish we'd move away from the sports realated stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Granted. We'll now talk about "women's problems". I wish Super Ry and Karhul were the same person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Granted, welcome to the Bizarro World of Songfacts. It'd be so nice to just sleep all afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Granted. We are a two-headed zombie at your front door. I wish stairs didn't have handrails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Granted. Better wear a helmet next time you go up... I wish people would give peace a chance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Granted. Sadly, peace is given too many chances, and people brutally murder it with their bare hands. I wish the Iraq war ends soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Granted. We are now invading Iran instead. I wish I could mow the lawn right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Granted, but there's no gas in the riding mower, you don't have a push mower, so it's snip snip with scissors. I wish I wasn't on a sugar/junk food high right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Granted, you crash hard off that high. Nitey-night dear, see you in 2 weeks... I wish cigarettes were cheaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 (edited) Granted, but the price of a two-four of beer just tripled. I wish reality TV programs would disappear from the airwaves. Edited July 20, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Granted, but they have infested the radio waves now. I wish you were here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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