Super Ry 71 Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 Granted, you are now a heroin addict and have liver problems. I wish my sorrow and despair vanish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 Granted. You are now a Mormon. I wish I could have access to the computer whenever I felt like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 Granted. It is now super-glued to your chest. I wish A-Rod could get some support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 granted. he now has a cup. I wish I had a bottomless case of beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 Granted, now you can't sleep. I wish my hearing aid was turned off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 Granted....the bottles are all empty, all the beer fell right through... I wish I owned my own deli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 Granted, you've been dubbed The Salami Queen of NY. I wish I could buy a hoagie at Laurie's Deli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 Granted. However, you don't have enough money and get hauled to jail. I wish I knew what capitial punishment was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 Granted...see Sweet Jane about that... I wish I would get a raise at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 Granted. You have been moved from the eighth floor to the twelfth floor. I wish Marc would stop typing in all caps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 Granted, he will now post in secret code I wish I had a whole new summer wardrobe.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 Mumus and flip flops for Laurie! I wish I had a smaller butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 Granted, but now your stomach is bigger... I wish I had my own wine cellar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 Granted. You are now the manager of a daycare center. I wish you'd stop doing that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Granted. You wet yourself. I wish that I could star in Home and Away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Sorry, we can't do that. I wish he'd stop that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Granted. She's in shock now. I wish that I had Jessie's girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Granted. She was runner up in "America's Ugliest Woman 2006" I wish Marc would keep typing in caps so I can tell who he is (that new avatar throws me off!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 GRANTED, BUT IT MAKES YOU THINK i ALWAYS AM YELLING AT YOU. i WISH RETIRMENT WAS ONLY 1 YEAR AWAY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieBlue Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Granted, but there's not one red cent left in social security, and you are forced to live off of canned cat food forever. Wish my job would install a margarita machine in the break room! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Granted, but the machine keeps eating your money and you never get a drink. I want to play guitar for Pearl Jam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Granted. Everyone stares at you while you preform for a jar of perseverates. I wish I knew how to eat a Reese's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 You eat so many trying to learn the perfect method, you puke for three days I wish I knew if super ry meant to type PRESERVATIVES, or if he's making up a new word with perseverates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Granted, you now know he meant perverts. I wish I could go to Hawaii. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Granted, but don't get angry if they call you Laurie Ho. I wouldn't mind getting leid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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