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Jane... I forget where you live... but here's what I love to do: throw some fruit and wine in a cooler, take my truck into a desert clearing, throw the air mattress in the back, and just lay there and look at the stars. You'd be amazed at the romantic things that happen. :googly:

Very simple, very inexpensive, and very, very romantic.

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Jane... I forget where you live... but here's what I love to do: throw some fruit and wine in a cooler, take my truck into a desert clearing, throw the air mattress in the back, and just lay there and look at the stars. You'd be amazed at the romantic things that happen. :googly:

Very simple, very inexpensive, and very, very romantic.

Why I'm reminded of this joke I don't know:

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look toward sky. What do you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What's that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute than says, "Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

"It tells me You dumber than s**t. Someone stole our tent."

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