OLD 55 Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 b-f, from now on you will be known (respectfully) as "Animal". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 Cooool! I was initially flattered when a former girlfriend compared me to an agent from the SAS. "What, you mean 'rugged and fearless'?" I asked, hopefully. "No" she replied, with a hint of scorn, "You can slip in and out again without being noticed..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 OMG! What's the SAS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 Blind-Fitter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 (edited) OMG! What's the SAS? The SAS Its operatives are famed for their ability to penetrate the most secure of buildings in the business of gathering secret information, retrieving hostages, etc. without leaving a trace of evidence... Motto: "Who Dares Wins" Edited April 26, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 "You can slip in and out again without being noticed..." Now that is truly funny and I think shirts should be printed up with that saying!! Love it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 and he doesn't leave a trace of evidence... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 oh god.....I should know by now not to read threads....just to post on the relevent topic and move on.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted April 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 See what naughty mayhem you've inspired? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 All in good fun.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 I keep coming back to this thread for the naughty mayhem!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 You gotta pay good money for that on other sites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 (edited) Oh I know, well I don't know, I have heard, and here is has its own little special spin to it. One of a kind so to speak! Edited April 26, 2007 by Guest typo due to maughty mayhem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 I have a question for the guys... Why does it burn so much when I pee? And what can I do to stop it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted April 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 Stop it? Have you tried using a tiny, tiny piece of cork? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 Sammy you should be asking the chick you were with some questions?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 One word, Sammy: Penicillin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLD 55 Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 Or - seriously - get your prostate checked Mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 Or - seriously - get your prostate checked Mate. He means by a doctor.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLD 55 Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 Yes. Don't have your Best Friend do it - unless he's a Doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLD 55 Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 What do you think of this HOW TO BE A GOOD WIFE (excerpt from a 1950’s high school home economics textbook) Some don’ts: Don’t greet him with problems or complaints. Don’t complain if he’s late for dinner. Count this minor compared with what he might have gone through that day. Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax and unwind. Listen to him: You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 Listen to him: You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first. They rarely talk... do we have to wait that long? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLD 55 Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 Are you trying to get me killed edna ? I didn't say it. It's an "excerpt from a 1950’s high school home economics textbook". Anyway, I talk lots. It's listening I have a problem with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 Are you trying to get me killed edna? Me?? Never. I talk lots. It's listening I have a problem with. Yes, that too... men don´t like to listen... and we love to talk...!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 I don't mind listening, just talking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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