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What sweetens your coffee today II

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender say "Why the long face?"

A bear walks into a bar and asks for "A pint of beer and....................

.............a bag of crisps, please."

The bartender says "OK, but why the huge pause?" :sing1:

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A bear walks into a bar and asks for "A pint of beer and....................

.............a bag of crisps, please."

The bartender says "OK, but why the huge pause?" :sing1:

A time traveler walks into a bar for the first time and orders a drink last week. :stars:

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A time traveler walks into a bar for the first time and orders a drink last week. :stars:

A rope walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says "sorry we dont serve ropes here." So the rope disappointedly leaves, but returns later and again orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and repeats that they do not serve ropes there.

So the rope goes outside, ties himself into a knot and beats himself against a wall.

He then goes back into the bar and orders a drink.

The bartender looks at him and says"arent you the rope who came in earlier?", and the rope says"no, I`m a frayed knot"

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someone yesterday gave me a senior discount without my even asking. Jeff noticed it. After he went off to get our drinks, I whispered, "It's because of him, right?" She just laughed and said, "I just thought anyone would appreciate a discount these days."

:crazy: :grin:

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Merry Christmas to each and every SF'er...Here's my little gift...a reminder to listen to the funkiest little Christmas song ever by James Brown. It's hard to listen to it and not feel happy (and to wonder how much James had to drink before recording). The man was wonderful:

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