Tenacious_Peaches Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 The Top Ten OTHER Wonders Of The World That Didn't Quite Make The Finals 10. The men's room at Mugshaw's Chili Barn 9. Ruben Studdard's Boyhood Home 8. Al Capone's Secret Vault 7. Clay Aiken 6. That thing on Gorbachev's head 5. Mickey Rooney 4. Your mother! 3. Alan Thicke's self replenishing can of hair pomade 2. The half inch section of Britney Spears' body that hasn't been shaved, injected or exploited. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 The Top Ten OTHER Wonders Of The World That Didn't Quite Make The Finals 10. The men's room at Mugshaw's Chili Barn 9. Ruben Studdard's Boyhood Home 8. Al Capone's Secret Vault 7. Clay Aiken 6. That thing on Gorbachev's head 5. Mickey Rooney 4. Your mother! 3. Alan Thicke's self replenishing can of hair pomade 2. The half inch section of Britney Spears' body that hasn't been shaved, injected or exploited. 1. Oprah ____________________ Top Ten Ways To Stop A Raging California Wildfire 10. Like talk real real nice to it? 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 Top Ten Ways To Stop A Raging California Wildfire 10. Like talk real real nice to it? 9. Evian tankers 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 Top Ten Ways To Stop A Raging California Wildfire 10. Like talk real real nice to it? 9. Evian tankers 8. one word - Awwnold 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 Top Ten Ways To Stop A Raging California Wildfire 10. Like talk real real nice to it? 9. Evian tankers 8. one word - Awwnold 7. Get Tommy Lee to p*ss on it 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 Top Ten Ways To Stop A Raging California Wildfire 10. Like talk real real nice to it? 9. Evian tankers 8. one word - Awwnold 7. Get Tommy Lee to p*ss on it 6. Stop, drop, and roll over it 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 Top Ten Ways To Stop A Raging California Wildfire 10. Like talk real real nice to it? 9. Evian tankers 8. one word - Awwnold 7. Get Tommy Lee to p*ss on it 6. Stop, drop, and roll over it 5. Go to every home improvement store in the area and hire all the day laborers as firefighters. Dont pay them until the fire is out, though. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 Top Ten Ways To Stop A Raging California Wildfire 10. Like talk real real nice to it? 9. Evian tankers 8. one word - Awwnold 7. Get Tommy Lee to p*ss on it 6. Stop, drop, and roll over it 5. Go to every home improvement store in the area and hire all the day laborers as firefighters. Dont pay them until the fire is out, though. 4. Give the state a few good kicks and it'll fall into the ocean, thus extinguishing the fire. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 Top Ten Ways To Stop A Raging California Wildfire 10. Like talk real real nice to it? 9. Evian tankers 8. one word - Awwnold 7. Get Tommy Lee to p*ss on it 6. Stop, drop, and roll over it 5. Go to every home improvement store in the area and hire all the day laborers as firefighters. Dont pay them until the fire is out, though. 4. Give the state a few good kicks and it'll fall into the ocean, thus extinguishing the fire. 3. Get the Bill Gates Foundation to buy more air tankers for the western states. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 Top Ten Ways To Stop A Raging California Wildfire 10. Like talk real real nice to it? 9. Evian tankers 8. one word - Awwnold 7. Get Tommy Lee to p*ss on it 6. Stop, drop, and roll over it 5. Go to every home improvement store in the area and hire all the day laborers as firefighters. Dont pay them until the fire is out, though. 4. Give the state a few good kicks and it'll fall into the ocean, thus extinguishing the fire. 3. Get the Bill Gates Foundation to buy more air tankers for the western states. 2. Force CNN , FOX and other 24 hour news services to quit lighting them just so they'll always have something to report on . 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 Top Ten Ways To Stop A Raging California Wildfire 10. Like talk real real nice to it? 9. Evian tankers 8. one word - Awwnold 7. Get Tommy Lee to p*ss on it 6. Stop, drop, and roll over it 5. Go to every home improvement store in the area and hire all the day laborers as firefighters. Dont pay them until the fire is out, though. 4. Give the state a few good kicks and it'll fall into the ocean, thus extinguishing the fire. 3. Get the Bill Gates Foundation to buy more air tankers for the western states. 2. Force CNN , FOX and other 24 hour news services to quit lighting them just so they'll always have something to report on . 1. Send Paris Hilton up to the front of the fire. The vacuum created by the inside of her head will deprive the fire of oxygen, thus extinguishing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 Top Ten Reasons a bottle in front of you is better than a frontal lobotomy. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 14, 2007 Report Share Posted July 14, 2007 Top Ten Reasons a bottle in front of you is better than a frontal lobotomy. 10. That's easy ... uh .. well, it's .. uh .. I forget. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 Top Ten Reasons a bottle in front of you is better than a frontal lobotomy. 10. That's easy...uh...well, it's...uh...I forget. 9. Nobody else gets anything on their clothes. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 Top Ten Reasons a bottle in front of you is better than a frontal lobotomy. 10. That's easy...uh...well, it's...uh...I forget. 9. Nobody else gets anything on their clothes. 8. You don't have to stand up. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 Top Ten Reasons a bottle in front of you is better than a frontal lobotomy. 10. That's easy...uh...well, it's...uh...I forget. 9. Nobody else gets anything on their clothes. 8. You don't have to stand up. 7. The feeling of rage suddenly replaced by loving. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 15, 2007 Report Share Posted July 15, 2007 10. That's easy...uh...well, it's...uh...I forget. 9. Nobody else gets anything on their clothes. 8. You don't have to stand up. 7. The feeling of rage suddenly replaced by loving. 6.Telling your friends "I love you guys. I do. I really do man. You, you, you are the best friends ever," then falling off a bar stool 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 The Top Ten Reasons a Bottle in Front of You is Better Than a Frontal Lobotomy. 10. That's easy...uh...well, it's...uh...I forget. 9. Nobody else gets anything on their clothes. 8. You don't have to stand up. 7. The feeling of rage suddenly replaced by loving. 6.Telling your friends "I love you guys. I do. I really do man. You, you, you are the best friends ever," then falling off a bar stool 5. Since when has a lobotomy ever help anyone? 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 The Top Ten Reasons a Bottle in Front of You is Better Than a Frontal Lobotomy. 10. That's easy...uh...well, it's...uh...I forget. 9. Nobody else gets anything on their clothes. 8. You don't have to stand up. 7. The feeling of rage suddenly replaced by loving. 6.Telling your friends "I love you guys. I do. I really do man. You, you, you are the best friends ever," then falling off a bar stool 5. Since when has a lobotomy ever help anyone? 4. I forget 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 The Top Ten Reasons a Bottle in Front of You is Better Than a Frontal Lobotomy. 10. That's easy...uh...well, it's...uh...I forget. 9. Nobody else gets anything on their clothes. 8. You don't have to stand up. 7. The feeling of rage suddenly replaced by loving. 6.Telling your friends "I love you guys. I do. I really do man. You, you, you are the best friends ever," then falling off a bar stool 5. Since when has a lobotomy ever help anyone? 4. I forget 3. Two words - betrunken Peaches. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 The Top Ten Reasons a Bottle in Front of You is Better Than a Frontal Lobotomy. 10. That's easy...uh...well, it's...uh...I forget. 9. Nobody else gets anything on their clothes. 8. You don't have to stand up. 7. The feeling of rage suddenly replaced by loving. 6.Telling your friends "I love you guys. I do. I really do man. You, you, you are the best friends ever," then falling off a bar stool 5. Since when has a lobotomy ever help anyone? 4. I forget 3. Two words - betrunken Peaches. 2. I like beer, it makes me a very nice fellow. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 The Top Ten Reasons a Bottle in Front of You is Better Than a Frontal Lobotomy. 10. That's easy...uh...well, it's...uh...I forget. 9. Nobody else gets anything on their clothes. 8. You don't have to stand up. 7. The feeling of rage suddenly replaced by loving. 6.Telling your friends "I love you guys. I do. I really do man. You, you, you are the best friends ever," then falling off a bar stool 5. Since when has a lobotomy ever help anyone? 4. I forget 3. Two words - betrunken Peaches. 2. I like beer, it makes me a very nice fellow. 1. Beer tastes better from a bottle than from someone's skull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Top Ten Reasons To Post On This List 10-Nothin' better to do. 9- 8- 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 Top Ten Reasons To Post On This List 10-Nothin' better to do. 9-It's Monday morning and I don't feel like working just yet. 8- 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 10-Nothin' better to do. 9-It's Monday morning and I don't feel like working just yet. 8-To increase your post count in a fun way. 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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