Give me the answer, I'll give you the question

[Uncle Joe 0]

Question: What do you call a STD contracted in a mountain lodge?

Answer: " We never dreamed he'd still be here in the fifth round".

[bazooka 0]

question: What did Simon say about that Sanjaya guy ?

answer: Cowgirl in the Sand

[miamisammy29 4]

^ What and where are Anna Nicole Smith?

\/ Red Hot Chili Peppers

[Uncle Joe 0]

^ What caused Elaine to do her famous dance?

V Champagne Music

[Rayzor 1]

^ Barry White album with dimmed lights

V It now has a stay-fresh seal!

[miamisammy29 4]

^ What is Elmer's Ass Glue?

v Psychedelic furs

[daslied 1]

^What Hendrix looked for in a woman.

v Twisted Sister

[phil 7]

^ Who was the crazy nun from my elementary school.

v Tiny Tim

[miamisammy29 4]

^ Who does Dr. Leary become when he's on an acid trip?

v Long Distance Runaround

[RonJonSurfer 15]

^What you need to do if Rosie O'Donnell is coming straight at you?

V Laugh, Laugh.

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[Crazy Don 0]

What do Beavis and Butt-Head like to do, do?

Take the Long Way Home

[_Laurie_ 9]

What OJ told his driver to do...

Disney World

[Rayzor 1]

What is the first thing to be built on that new planet they found?

coffee grinds

[bazooka 0]

What happens when Doughnuts bumps ?

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Book 'em, Danno

[bazooka 0]

[smallest] self-inflicted "bump" [/smallest]:

What did McGarrett do with his Green Stamps ?

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Twenty-five or six to four.

[bazooka 0]

Twenty-five or six to four.

[_Laurie_ 9]

Does anybody really know what time it is?....

Love the one you're with

[Shawna 1]

Doctor, how do you think I contracted this burning itch?

The answer is: The Harlem Globetrotters

[bazooka 0]

Who could never plausibly show up on Gilligan's Island ?

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Get along little dogies

[johnny 1]

I had to say to the leaders of the world....

Darn cheese! I hate you!

[bazooka 0]

What does a mouse in denial say ?

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The Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys

[Super Ry 71 0]

What do you call the break-up of Elton & Bernie?

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Every Picture Tells A Story.

[Uncle Joe 0]

..said the paparazzi.

Will it go 'round in circles?

[Steel2Velvet 0]

What the Indy car driver asked when considering buying a top fuel dragster.

__________________________

the wichita lineman

[Uncle Joe 0]

Who was the MVP in the Kansas vs. Kansas State game?

Like a rhinestone cowboy.