Uncle Joe Posted April 29, 2007 Report Posted April 29, 2007 Question: What do you call a STD contracted in a mountain lodge? Answer: " We never dreamed he'd still be here in the fifth round".
bazooka Posted April 29, 2007 Report Posted April 29, 2007 question: What did Simon say about that Sanjaya guy ? answer: Cowgirl in the Sand
miamisammy29 Posted May 2, 2007 Report Posted May 2, 2007 ^ What and where are Anna Nicole Smith? \/ Red Hot Chili Peppers
Uncle Joe Posted May 2, 2007 Report Posted May 2, 2007 ^ What caused Elaine to do her famous dance? V Champagne Music
Rayzor Posted May 15, 2007 Report Posted May 15, 2007 ^ Barry White album with dimmed lights V It now has a stay-fresh seal!
miamisammy29 Posted May 15, 2007 Report Posted May 15, 2007 ^ What is Elmer's Ass Glue? v Psychedelic furs
daslied Posted May 15, 2007 Report Posted May 15, 2007 ^What Hendrix looked for in a woman. v Twisted Sister
phil Posted May 15, 2007 Report Posted May 15, 2007 ^ Who was the crazy nun from my elementary school. v Tiny Tim
miamisammy29 Posted May 15, 2007 Report Posted May 15, 2007 ^ Who does Dr. Leary become when he's on an acid trip? v Long Distance Runaround
RonJonSurfer Posted May 15, 2007 Report Posted May 15, 2007 (edited) ^What you need to do if Rosie O'Donnell is coming straight at you? V Laugh, Laugh. Edited May 15, 2007 by Guest
Crazy Don Posted May 15, 2007 Report Posted May 15, 2007 What do Beavis and Butt-Head like to do, do? Take the Long Way Home
_Laurie_ Posted May 15, 2007 Report Posted May 15, 2007 What OJ told his driver to do... Disney World
Rayzor Posted May 16, 2007 Report Posted May 16, 2007 What is the first thing to be built on that new planet they found? coffee grinds
bazooka Posted May 24, 2007 Report Posted May 24, 2007 What happens when Doughnuts bumps ? --------------- Book 'em, Danno
bazooka Posted September 20, 2007 Report Posted September 20, 2007 [smallest] self-inflicted "bump" [/smallest]: What did McGarrett do with his Green Stamps ? ------------ Twenty-five or six to four.
_Laurie_ Posted September 30, 2007 Report Posted September 30, 2007 Does anybody really know what time it is?.... Love the one you're with
Shawna Posted October 1, 2007 Report Posted October 1, 2007 Doctor, how do you think I contracted this burning itch? The answer is: The Harlem Globetrotters
bazooka Posted October 2, 2007 Report Posted October 2, 2007 Who could never plausibly show up on Gilligan's Island ? ------------ Get along little dogies
johnny Posted October 2, 2007 Report Posted October 2, 2007 I had to say to the leaders of the world.... Darn cheese! I hate you!
bazooka Posted October 3, 2007 Report Posted October 3, 2007 What does a mouse in denial say ? ------------ The Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys
Super Ry 71 Posted October 3, 2007 Report Posted October 3, 2007 What do you call the break-up of Elton & Bernie? ------------------------------------------------ Every Picture Tells A Story.
Uncle Joe Posted October 3, 2007 Report Posted October 3, 2007 ..said the paparazzi. Will it go 'round in circles?
Steel2Velvet Posted October 3, 2007 Report Posted October 3, 2007 What the Indy car driver asked when considering buying a top fuel dragster. __________________________ the wichita lineman
Uncle Joe Posted October 4, 2007 Report Posted October 4, 2007 Who was the MVP in the Kansas vs. Kansas State game? Like a rhinestone cowboy.
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