skybluesky Posted October 4, 2007 Report Posted October 4, 2007 What do you call the break-up of Elton & Bernie? Bernie Taupin was NOT gay.
miamisammy29 Posted October 4, 2007 Report Posted October 4, 2007 Bernie Taupin was NOT gay. Maybe not...of course, nobody knows for sure except for Mr. Taupin and/or any men he may or may not have had sex with. However, they DID break up as a collaborating duo. And, as far as I can see, nobody mentioned "gay"? They WERE a great couple, though. Weren't they?
miamisammy29 Posted October 4, 2007 Report Posted October 4, 2007 Like a rhinestone cowboy. ^How did UncleJoe feel after watching "Brokeback Mountain" for the third time? Flaming Lips
bazooka Posted October 5, 2007 Report Posted October 5, 2007 Flaming Lips What was the result of Mick Jagger's freebasing mishap? ------------ Revved up like a Deuce.
bazooka Posted October 6, 2007 Report Posted October 6, 2007 ¡ no comprende ! and where's the new answer ?
bazooka Posted November 8, 2007 Report Posted November 8, 2007 [smallest] Boredom Relief Bump Dept. [/smallest] [smallest] the new answer[/smallest] Creeping Phlox
bazooka Posted November 28, 2007 Report Posted November 28, 2007 [smallest]the obvious question [/smallest] What do they serve with Crawling Phbagels down in Phlorida?
Uncle Joe Posted November 28, 2007 Report Posted November 28, 2007 Answer: Seventy-three men sailed up from the San Francisco Bay.
RonJonSurfer Posted November 28, 2007 Report Posted November 28, 2007 Answer: Seventy-three men sailed up from the San Francisco Bay. Did anybody attend the Liberace convention in Seattle?
RonJonSurfer Posted November 28, 2007 Report Posted November 28, 2007 Answer: I freak out in a moonage daydream.
miamisammy29 Posted November 28, 2007 Report Posted November 28, 2007 What did George Jetson say after dropping three hits of acid at the Bowie concert on the fifth moon of Saturn? Answer: Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine
bazooka Posted November 28, 2007 Report Posted November 28, 2007 What comes after eight, what comes before ten, what's three squared ? answer: It's Twine Time.
RonJonSurfer Posted January 15, 2008 Report Posted January 15, 2008 What I say on newspaper recycling night. Answer: Panic In Detroit.
miamisammy29 Posted January 15, 2008 Report Posted January 15, 2008 (edited) What do the Lions do when there's a home game scheduled? Cracked Actor BTW, good revival, Ronnie. I had forgotten all about this one. Edited January 15, 2008 by Guest
RonJonSurfer Posted January 15, 2008 Report Posted January 15, 2008 What role was Mr. Dumpty born to play? Answer - All The Young Girls Love Alice.
miamisammy29 Posted January 15, 2008 Report Posted January 15, 2008 How did the Lesbian and Gay Alliance describe Linda Lavin's old TV series? Answer --- Kiss my grits!
RonJonSurfer Posted January 15, 2008 Report Posted January 15, 2008 Gene Simmons newest breakfast venture. Answer - Rock and roll all night.
Jenny Posted January 15, 2008 Report Posted January 15, 2008 What happens when you sleep on a boat during a hurricane Answer: Grow some funk of your own
RonJonSurfer Posted January 15, 2008 Report Posted January 15, 2008 What should you do if your bank becomes defunct? Answer - Coconut fudge really blows down those blues.
Super Ry 71 Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 What does Eric Clapton say when he chokes on a truffle? Yeah, but only when the world blows up.
RonJonSurfer Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 Keith Richard when asked if the Stones will stop touring. Answer - Hold me closer tiny dancer.
miamisammy29 Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 What were Johhny Knoxville's last words, after forcing Wee Man to wear a tutu? Answer --- Take me to the river, drop me in the water.
RonJonSurfer Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 What can I expect if I date Senator Ted Kennedy? answer - Day after day, they take some brain away.
miamisammy29 Posted January 16, 2008 Report Posted January 16, 2008 What is the anthem of the Glue Sniffers Club of America? Answer --- Life's been good to me so far.
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