Give me the answer, I'll give you the question

[skybluesky 0]

What do you call the break-up of Elton & Bernie?

Bernie Taupin was NOT gay.

[miamisammy29 4]

Bernie Taupin was NOT gay.

Maybe not...of course, nobody knows for sure except for Mr. Taupin and/or any men he may or may not have had sex with. However, they DID break up as a collaborating duo. And, as far as I can see, nobody mentioned "gay"?

They WERE a great couple, though. Weren't they?

[miamisammy29 4]

Like a rhinestone cowboy.

^How did UncleJoe feel after watching "Brokeback Mountain" for the third time?

Flaming Lips

[bazooka 0]

Flaming Lips

What was the result of Mick Jagger's freebasing mishap?

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Revved up like a Deuce.

[Floydaholic 0]

Yes, you have gained weight.

[bazooka 0]

¡ no comprende !

and where's the new answer ?

[bazooka 0]

[smallest] Boredom Relief Bump Dept. [/smallest]

[smallest] the new answer[/smallest]

Creeping Phlox

[bazooka 0]

[smallest]the obvious question [/smallest]

What do they serve with Crawling Phbagels down in Phlorida?

[Uncle Joe 0]

Answer: Seventy-three men sailed up from the San Francisco Bay.

[RonJonSurfer 15]

Answer: Seventy-three men sailed up from the San Francisco Bay.

Did anybody attend the Liberace convention in Seattle?

[RonJonSurfer 15]

Answer: I freak out in a moonage daydream.

[miamisammy29 4]

What did George Jetson say after dropping three hits of acid at the Bowie concert on the fifth moon of Saturn?

Answer: Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine

[bazooka 0]

What comes after eight, what comes before ten, what's three squared ?

answer: It's Twine Time.

[RonJonSurfer 15]

What I say on newspaper recycling night.

Answer: Panic In Detroit.

[miamisammy29 4]

What do the Lions do when there's a home game scheduled?

Cracked Actor

BTW, good revival, Ronnie. I had forgotten all about this one.

Edited January 15, 2008 by Guest

[RonJonSurfer 15]

What role was Mr. Dumpty born to play?

Answer - All The Young Girls Love Alice.

[miamisammy29 4]

How did the Lesbian and Gay Alliance describe Linda Lavin's old TV series?

Answer --- Kiss my grits!

[RonJonSurfer 15]

Gene Simmons newest breakfast venture.

Answer - Rock and roll all night.

[Jenny 2]

What happens when you sleep on a boat during a hurricane

Answer: Grow some funk of your own

[RonJonSurfer 15]

What should you do if your bank becomes defunct?

Answer - Coconut fudge really blows down those blues.

[Super Ry 71 0]

What does Eric Clapton say when he chokes on a truffle?

Yeah, but only when the world blows up.

[RonJonSurfer 15]

Keith Richard when asked if the Stones will stop touring.

Answer - Hold me closer tiny dancer.

[miamisammy29 4]

What were Johhny Knoxville's last words, after forcing Wee Man to wear a tutu?

Answer --- Take me to the river, drop me in the water.

[RonJonSurfer 15]

What can I expect if I date Senator Ted Kennedy?

answer - Day after day, they take some brain away.

[miamisammy29 4]

What is the anthem of the Glue Sniffers Club of America?

Answer --- Life's been good to me so far.