skybluesky 0 Report post Posted October 4, 2007 What do you call the break-up of Elton & Bernie? Bernie Taupin was NOT gay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted October 4, 2007 Bernie Taupin was NOT gay. Maybe not...of course, nobody knows for sure except for Mr. Taupin and/or any men he may or may not have had sex with. However, they DID break up as a collaborating duo. And, as far as I can see, nobody mentioned "gay"? They WERE a great couple, though. Weren't they? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted October 4, 2007 Like a rhinestone cowboy. ^How did UncleJoe feel after watching "Brokeback Mountain" for the third time? Flaming Lips Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazooka 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2007 Flaming Lips What was the result of Mick Jagger's freebasing mishap? ------------ Revved up like a Deuce. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Floydaholic 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2007 Yes, you have gained weight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazooka 0 Report post Posted October 6, 2007 ¡ no comprende ! and where's the new answer ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazooka 0 Report post Posted November 8, 2007 [smallest] Boredom Relief Bump Dept. [/smallest] [smallest] the new answer[/smallest] Creeping Phlox Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazooka 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2007 [smallest]the obvious question [/smallest] What do they serve with Crawling Phbagels down in Phlorida? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2007 Answer: Seventy-three men sailed up from the San Francisco Bay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonJonSurfer 15 Report post Posted November 28, 2007 Answer: Seventy-three men sailed up from the San Francisco Bay. Did anybody attend the Liberace convention in Seattle? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonJonSurfer 15 Report post Posted November 28, 2007 Answer: I freak out in a moonage daydream. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted November 28, 2007 What did George Jetson say after dropping three hits of acid at the Bowie concert on the fifth moon of Saturn? Answer: Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazooka 0 Report post Posted November 28, 2007 What comes after eight, what comes before ten, what's three squared ? answer: It's Twine Time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonJonSurfer 15 Report post Posted January 15, 2008 What I say on newspaper recycling night. Answer: Panic In Detroit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted January 15, 2008 (edited) What do the Lions do when there's a home game scheduled? Cracked Actor BTW, good revival, Ronnie. I had forgotten all about this one. Edited January 15, 2008 by Guest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonJonSurfer 15 Report post Posted January 15, 2008 What role was Mr. Dumpty born to play? Answer - All The Young Girls Love Alice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted January 15, 2008 How did the Lesbian and Gay Alliance describe Linda Lavin's old TV series? Answer --- Kiss my grits! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonJonSurfer 15 Report post Posted January 15, 2008 Gene Simmons newest breakfast venture. Answer - Rock and roll all night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jenny 2 Report post Posted January 15, 2008 What happens when you sleep on a boat during a hurricane Answer: Grow some funk of your own Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonJonSurfer 15 Report post Posted January 15, 2008 What should you do if your bank becomes defunct? Answer - Coconut fudge really blows down those blues. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Super Ry 71 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 What does Eric Clapton say when he chokes on a truffle? Yeah, but only when the world blows up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonJonSurfer 15 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 Keith Richard when asked if the Stones will stop touring. Answer - Hold me closer tiny dancer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 What were Johhny Knoxville's last words, after forcing Wee Man to wear a tutu? Answer --- Take me to the river, drop me in the water. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonJonSurfer 15 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 What can I expect if I date Senator Ted Kennedy? answer - Day after day, they take some brain away. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted January 16, 2008 What is the anthem of the Glue Sniffers Club of America? Answer --- Life's been good to me so far. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
