_Laurie_ Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 Lol, oh yeah...forgot! Unless you've seen Jerry Springers "Transvestites That Changed Their Minds" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSYCHOcatholic Posted September 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted September 29, 2005 Report Share Posted September 29, 2005 Elton John - "Your Song." I was quite surprised that Bernie wrote such a heartfelt song to a prostitute.... just kidding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 Strange Thing Mystifying - Jesus Christ Superstar JUDAS It seems to me a strange thing, mystifying That a man like you can waste his time on women of her kind. SIMON Hey, cool it man. JUDAS Yes, I can understand that she amuses, But to let her kiss you, stroke your hair, that's hardly in your line. It's not that I object to her profession, But she doesn't fit in well with what you teach and say. It doesn't help us if you're inconsistent. hey only need a small excuse to put us all away. JESUS Who are you to criticise her? Who are you to despise her? Leave her, leave her, let her be now. Leave her, leave her, she's with me now. If your slate is clean, then you can throw stones. If your slate is not, then leave her alone. I'm amazed that men like you can be so shallow, thick and slow There is not a man among you who know or cares if I come or go. ALL (save Judas and Jesus) No, you're wrong! You're very wrong! No, you're wrong! You're very wrong! No, you're wrong! You're very wrong! No, you're wrong! You're very wrong! How can you say that? How can you say that? How can you say that? How can you say that? JESUS Not one, not one of you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 Kiss Black Diamond Out on the street for a living Picture’s only begun Got you under their thumb Hit it Out on the streets for a living Picture’s only begun Your day is sorrow and madness Got you under their thumb Whoo, black diamond Whoo, black diamond Darkness will fall on the city It seems to follow you too And though you don’t ask for pity There’s nothin’ that you can do, no, no Whoo, black diamond Whoo, black diamond Out on the streets for a living Picture’s only begun Your day is sorrow and madness Got you under their thumb Whoo, black diamond, yeah Whoo, black diamond Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 The Ramones 53rd & 3rd If you think you can, well come on man I was a Green Beret in Vietnam No more of your fairy stories 'Cause I got my other worries 53rd and 3rd Standing on the street 53rd and 3rd I'm tryin' to turn a trick 53rd and 3rd You're the one they never pick 53rd and 3rd Don't it make you feel sick? If you think you can, well come on man I was a Green Beret in Vietnam No more of your fairy stories 'Cause I got my other worries 53rd and 3rd Standing on the street 53rd and 3rd I'm tryin' to turn a trick 53rd and 3rd You're the one they never pick 53rd and 3rd Don't it make you feel sick? Then I took out my razor blade Then I did what God forbade Now the cops are after me But I proved that I'm no sissy 53rd and 3rd Standing on the street 53rd and 3rd I'm tryin' to turn a trick 53rd and 3rd You're the one they never pick 53rd and 3rd Don't it make you feel sick? 53rd & 3rd 53rd & 3rd 53rd & 3rd 53rd & 3rd 53rd & 3rd 53rd & 3rd 53rd & 3rd 53rd & 3rd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 Motörhead - Whorehouse Blues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 "Island Girl" "Japanese Hands" - Elton John & Bernie Taupin "What Do You Do For The Money, Honey?" - ACDC "Lady Of The Night" - Isaac Hayes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted February 19, 2006 Report Share Posted February 19, 2006 "Razor Blade Alley" - Madness "Dark Entries" - Bauhaus "When The Sun Goes Down" - The Arctic Monkeys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy1104 Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 Jane....being an Elton John fan (bigtime) the first song I thought of off of the Goodbye Yellow Brick Road album was Sweet Painted Lady as well. Another EJ song that would fit the category comes off of the Rock Of The Westies album and the song is Island Girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 Walk On The Wild Side ~ Lou Reed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 "Charlotte The Harlot" - Iron Maiden from their self-titled 1980 debut album, Iron Maiden. Lyrics: Giving a swish with your arse in the air, don't you know what they're saying? Charlotte you're so refined when you take all the love that they're giving. Sticking with every man that you find, don't you know what they're after? Charlotte you've got your legs in the air, don't you hear all the laughter? *Chorus*: Charlotte the Harlot show me your legs, Charlotte the Harlot take me to bed. Charlotte the Harlot let me see blood, Charlotte the Harlot let me see love. Taking so many men to your room, don't you feel no remorse? You charge them a "fiver", It's only for starters. And ten for the main course. And you've got no feelings, they died long ago. Don't you care who you let in? And don't you know you're breaking the law with the service you're giving. *Chorus* There was a time when you left me standing there, Picking up pieces of love off the floor. Well Charlotte you left me alone in there, To make your ends as a bloody whore. Well Charlotte you told me you love me true, Picking up pieces of love yesterday. Well Charlotte you're draws are off color too 'Cause you're making love all day. Giving a swish with your arse in the air, don't you know what they're saying? Charlotte you're so refined when you take all the love that they're giving. Sticking with every man that you find, don't you know what they're after? Charlotte you've got your legs in the air, don't you hear all the laughter? *Chorus* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 ...and also: "22, Acacia Avenue" - Iron Maiden from their 1982 album release, The Number Of The Beast. This is the continuing saga of Charlotte The Harlot. Lyrics: If you're feeling down depressed and lonely I know a place where we can go 22 Acacia Avenue meet a lady that I know So if you're looking for a good time And you're prepared to pay the price Fifteen quid is all she asks for Everybody's got their vice If you're waiting for a long time for the rest to do their piece You can tell her that you know me and you might even get it free So any time you're down the East End don't you hesitate to go You can take my honest word for it she'll teach you more than you can know Charlotte can't you get out from all this madness Can't you see it only brings you sadness When you entertain your men don't know the risk of getting disease Some day when you're reaching the age of forty I bet you'll regret the days when you were laying Nobody then will want to know You won't have any beautiful wares to show any more 22, the avenue that's the place where we all go You will find it's warm inside the red light's burning bright tonight Charlotte isn't it time you stopped this mad life Don't you ever think about the bad times Why do you have to live this way Do you enjoy your lay or is it the pay Sometimes when your strolling down the avenue The way you walk it make men think of having you When you're walking down the street Everybody stops and turns to stare at you Beat her mistreat her do anything that you please Bite her excite her make her get down on her knees Abuse her misuse her she can take all that you've got Caress her molest her she always does what you want You're running away don't you know what you're doing Can't you see it'll lead you to ruin Charlotte you've taken your life and you've thrown it away You believe that because what you're earning Your life's good don't you know that you're hurting All the people that love you don't cast them aside All the men that are constantly drooling It's no life for you stop all that screwing You're packing your bags and you're coming with me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 P.S. Iron Maiden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 On the country side... "Fancy" - Reba McEntire This song was originally released in 1970 by Bobbie Gentry. Lyrics: I remember it all very well lookin' back It was the summer I turned eighteen We lived in a one room, rundown shack On the outskirts of New Orleans We didn't have money for food or rent To say the least we were hard pressed Then Mama spent every last penny we had To buy me a dancin' dress Mama washed and combed and curled my hair And she painted my eyes and lips then I stepped into a satin dancin' dress that had a split from the side clean up to my hip It was red velvet trimmin' and it fit me good Standin' back from the lookin' glass There stood a woman where a half grown kid had stood She said here's your one chance Fancy don't let me down Here's your one chance Fancy don't let me down Mama dabbed a little bit of perfume on my neck And she kissed my cheek Then I saw the tears wellin' up in her troubled eyes as she started to speak She looked at our pitiful shack And then she looked at me and took a ragged breath She said your Pa's run'd off and I'm real sick And the baby's gonna starve to death She handed me a heart shaped locket that said "To thine own self be true" And I shivered as I watched a roach crawl across The toe of my high heel shoe It sounded like somebody else that was talkin' Askin' Mama what do I do She said just be nice to the gentlemen Fancy And they'll be nice to you She said here's your chance Fancy don't let me down Here's your one chance Fancy don't let me down Lord forgive me for what I do, but if you want out Well it's up to you Now don't let me down now your Mama's gonna move you uptown. Well, that was the last time I saw my Ma The night I left that rickety shack The welfare people came and took the baby Mama died and I ain't been back But the wheels of fate had started to turn And for me there was no way out And it wasn't long 'til I knew exactly What my Mama'd been talkin' about I knew what I had to do and I made myself this solemn vow That I's gonna be a lady someday Though I didn't know when or how I couldn't see spending the rest of my life With my head hung down in shame you know I might have been born just plain white trash But Fancy was my name Here's your one chance Fancy don't let me down Here's your one chance Fancy don't let me down It wasn't long after a benevolent man Took me in off the street And one week later I was pourin' his tea In a five room hotel suite I charmed a king, a congressman And an occasional aristocrat Then I got me a Georgia mansion In an elegant New York townhouse flat And I ain't done bad Now in this world there's a lot of self-righteous hippocrits That would call me bad And criticize Mama for turning me out No matter how little we had But though I ain't had to worry 'bout nothin' For high on fifteen years I can still hear the desperation in my poor Mama's voice ringin' in my ears She said, here's your one chance Fancy don't let me down Here's your one chance Fancy don't let me down Lord, forgive me for what I do But if you want out well it's up to you Now don't let me down, hon Your Mama's gonna move you uptown Oh, and I guess she did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 This song isn't about a hooker, but it is about prostitution of self identity Manic Street Preachers - Yes For sale? dumb c*nt's same dumb questions Oh virgins? listen, all virgins are liars honey And I don't know what I'm scared of or what I even enjoy Dulling, get money, but nothing turns out like you want it to And in these plagued streets of pity you can buy anything For $200 anyone can conceive a God on video He's a boy, you want a girl so tear off his c*ck Tie his hair in bunches, f*ck him, call him Rita if you want I eat and I dress and I wash and I still can say thank you Puking - shaking - sinking I still stand for old ladies Can't shout, can't scream, hurt myself to get pain out I 'T' them, 24:7, all year long Purgatory's circle, drowning here, someone will always say yes Funny place for the social, for the insects to start caring Just an ambulance at the bottom of a cliff In these plagued streets of pity you can by anything For $200 anyone can conceive a God on video He's a boy, you want a girl so tear off his c*ck Tie his hair in bunches, f*ck him, call him Rita if you want, if you want I eat and I dress and I wash and I can still say thank you Puking - shaking - sinking I still stand for old ladies Can't shout, can't scream, I hurt myself to get pain out Power produces desire, the weak have none There's no lust in this coma even for a fifty Solitude, solitude, the 11th commandment The only certain thing that is left about me There is no part of my body that has not been used Pity or pain, to show displeasure's shame Everyone I've loved or hated always seems to leave And in these plagued streets of pity you can buy anything For $200 anyone can conceive a God on video He's a boy, you want a girl so tear off his c*ck Tie his hair in bunches, f*ck him, call him Rita if you want, if you want Power produces desire, the weak have none There's no lust in this coma even for a fifty Solitude, solitude, the 11th commandment Don't hurt, just obey, lie down, do as they say May as well be heaven this hell, smells the same These sunless afternoons I can't find myself (quote read by pimp)Two dollars you rub her t*ts. Three dollars you rub her *ss. Five dollars you can play with her p*ssy, or you can lick her t*ts. Choice is yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 P.S. Iron Maiden Brad, I love "Fancy". Country music may be a lot of things, but it certainly has a way of painting a vivid description. This is a great lyric: "I might have been born just plain white trash But Fancy was my name." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 Roxanne - Police How about, "She's A Beauty" The Tubes. Is that the topic there?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 20, 2006 Report Share Posted February 20, 2006 Norwegian Wood, is about John's night with a prostitute. I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me. She showed me her room, isn’t it good, norwegian wood? She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere, So I looked around and I noticed there wasn’t a chair. I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine. We talked until two and then she said, it’s time for bed. She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh. I told her I didn’t and crawled off to sleep in the bath. And when I awoke I was alone, this bird had flown. So I lit a fire, isn’t it good, norwegian wood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 Peaches wrote: "I might have been born just plain white trash But Fancy was my name." I thought it was Peaches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share Posted February 21, 2006 House of the Rising Sun - the Animals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 Trick of the Light -- The Who Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endymion1977 Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 La Grange - ZZ Top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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