What song will you sing if Bush wins? And if Kerry

[Uncle Joe]

What song will you sing if Bush wins? And if Kerry wins?

What song will be appropriate for each possible outcome?

[Tenacious_Peaches]

Straight to Hell - Drivin' & Cryin'

Applicable for both candidates... ::

[Jugband_Blues]

"Who Are You?" if anyone else wins

[Addictedtoclassic]

Kerry: "Hello Goodbye" - The Beatles

Bush: "Sandman" - America

[miamisammy29]

For Kerry: "(Can You See) The Real Me" - The Who

For Bush: "F***in' Up" - Neil Young

For Nader: "You Must Be Out of Your F***ing Mind" - Fat Joe

[cpride09]

if bush wins-the end-the doors

[Uncle Joe]

Hey, who's this Fat Joe guy, anyway?

[miamisammy29]

Hey, who's this Fat Joe guy, anyway?

Oh, just some fat guy named Joe.

[TheCyberdemon]

Kerry: Highway To Hell - ACDC

[Aunt_Acid]

Kerry- Brain Damage- Pink Floyd

Bush- Hoedown- ELP. Or probably some hymn praising God.

[Batman]

Bush - Queen - I'm Going Slightly Mad (sung by 1/2 of America)

Kerry - Las Ketchup - the Ketchup song

[bluesboy]

here's a Beatles combo -

Bush - Let it Be

Kerry - Taxman

[Elvish]

Kerry - Taxman

Good one, Bluesboy!

For Bush winning: "Another One Bites the Dust"

[Addictedtoclassic]

"The Bitch Is Back"

[edna]

Well, we can sing now...

[Uncle Joe]

Well, we can sing now...

Ad alta voce, per piacere.

En una voz ruidosa, por favor.

Em uma voz alta, por favor.

Dans une voix forte, s'il vous plait.

In einer lauten Stimme bitte, sehr louten.

[Batman]

well, here it goes...

When the outside temperature rises

And the meaning is oh so clear

One thousand and one yellow daffodils

Begin to dance in front of you - oh dear

Are they trying to tell you something

You're missing that one final screw

You're simply not in the pink my dear

To be honest you haven't got a clue

I'm going slightly mad

I'm going slightly mad

It finally happened - happened

It finally happened - ooh oh

It finally happened

I'm slightly mad

Oh dear

I'm one card short of a full deck

I'm not quite the shilling

One wave short of a shipwreck

I'm not my usual top billing

I'm coming down with a fever

I'm really out to sea

This kettle is boiling over

I think I'm a banana tree

Oh dear

I'm going slightly mad

I'm going slightly mad

It finally happened - happened

It finally happened - uh huh

It finally happened

I'm slightly mad

Oh dear

Ooh ooh ah ah

Ooh ooh ah ah

I'm knitting with only one needle

Unravelling fast it's true

I'm driving only three wheels these days

But my dear how about you

I'm going slightly mad

I'm going slightly mad

It finally happened

It finally happened - oh yes

It finally happened

I'm slightly mad

Just very slightly mad

And there you have it

[PSYCHOcatholic]

Bush: Brain Damage!

[Uncle Joe]

Kerry: Brain Salad Surgery

[miamisammy29]

Bush: "Cocaine"

[Aunt_Acid]

Bush: Brain Damage!

That's not really that funny, especially considering that I already said that for Kerry.

[_jr_]

I think I'd write my own called "Thank God it's Over"

[Uncle Joe]

I think I'd write my own called "Thank God it's Over"

Oh man, Jr. Can you help me? I'm Jonesin' for some political ads. All I can find on the networks are dramas, comedies, sports and movies and the usual run of merchandising spots. I need a political ad fix. C'mon man, I know you saved some. Give it up. Pleeeeeeeeeeze!

[edna]

I wonder if I feel like singing... :happybanana: :happybanana: :happybanana:

[Addictedtoclassic]

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