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Top Ten Things You Wish You Could Have Told Bin Laden Before They Whacked Him

10. Hey, buddy, nice hat!

9. Live and Let Live! Mofo! The world is a better place without YOUR IDIOTIC, RELIGIOUS, FANATICAL VIOLENCE!!!

8. Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

7. If you're Sunni, you ain't Shi'ite.

6. Your porn tapes are overdue...sorry.

5. Paper or plastic?

4. Lights Out!

3. Your grandmother would not have been proud of you.

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Top Ten Things You Wish You Could Have Told Bin Laden Before They Whacked Him

10. Hey, buddy, nice hat!

9. Live and Let Live! Mofo! The world is a better place without YOUR IDIOTIC, RELIGIOUS, FANATICAL VIOLENCE!!!

8. Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

7. If you're Sunni, you ain't Shi'ite.

6. Your porn tapes are overdue...sorry.

5. Paper or plastic?

4. Lights Out!

3. Your grandmother would not have been proud of you.

2. You think the climate is hot there?...don't worry, where you're going it's a dry heat....

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Top Ten Things You Wish You Could Have Told Bin Laden Before They Whacked Him

10. Hey, buddy, nice hat!

9. Live and Let Live! Mofo! The world is a better place without YOUR IDIOTIC, RELIGIOUS, FANATICAL VIOLENCE!!!

8. Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

7. If you're Sunni, you ain't Shi'ite.

6. Your porn tapes are overdue...sorry.

5. Paper or plastic?

4. Lights Out!

3. Your grandmother would not have been proud of you.

2. You think the climate is hot there?...don't worry, where you're going it's a dry heat....

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Top Ten Completely Useless Inventions

10. Inflatable Dartboard

9. Submarine screen door

8. Black highlighter pen

7. A Democrat in Utah

6. An underwater cigarette lighter

5. Ejector seats for Helicopters

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Top Ten Completely Useless Inventions

10. Inflatable Dartboard

9. Submarine screen door

8. Black highlighter pen

7. A Democrat in Utah

6. An underwater cigarette lighter

5. Ejector seats for Helicopters

4. The cat

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Top Ten Completely Useless Inventions

10. Inflatable Dartboard

9. Submarine screen door

8. Black highlighter pen

7. A Democrat in Utah

6. An underwater cigarette lighter

5. Ejector seats for Helicopters

4. The cat

3. The Newt Gingrich moral compass.

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Top Ten Completely Useless Inventions

10. Inflatable Dartboard

9. Submarine screen door

8. Black highlighter pen

7. A Democrat in Utah

6. An underwater cigarette lighter

5. Ejector seats for Helicopters

4. The cat

3. The Newt Gingrich moral compass.

2. Rambler radar detector

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Top Ten Completely Useless Inventions

10. Inflatable Dartboard

9. Submarine screen door

8. Black highlighter pen

7. A Democrat in Utah

6. An underwater cigarette lighter

5. Ejector seats for Helicopters

4. The cat

3. The Newt Gingrich moral compass.

2. Rambler radar detector

1. Solar powered flashlight

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Top 10 things that will occur in 2012

10. Another presidential candidate sex scandal

9. Heard again will be the loud, shrill voices of the Liberal Left, "Those other bastards are spreading hatred and discord!"

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Top 10 things that will occur in 2012

10. Another presidential candidate sex scandal

9. Heard again will be the loud, shrill voices of the Liberal Left, "Those other bastards are spreading hatred and discord!"

8. And the good Christian Right will present us with the likes of Gingrich.

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Top 10 things that will occur in 2012

10. Another presidential candidate sex scandal

9. Heard again will be the loud, shrill voices of the Liberal Left, "Those other bastards are spreading hatred and discord!"

8. And the good Christian Right will present us with the likes of Gingrich.

7. That damn rash finally clears up.

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Top 10 things that will occur in 2012

10. Another presidential candidate sex scandal

9. Heard again will be the loud, shrill voices of the Liberal Left, "Those other bastards are spreading hatred and discord!"

8. And the good Christian Right will present us with the likes of Gingrich.

7. That damn rash finally clears up.

6. Someone will show up a day early for that major appointment on March 1st because they forgot about leap year.

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Top 10 things that will occur in 2012

10. Another presidential candidate sex scandal

9. Heard again will be the loud, shrill voices of the Liberal Left, "Those other bastards are spreading hatred and discord!"

8. And the good Christian Right will present us with the likes of Gingrich.

7. That damn rash finally clears up.

6. Someone will show up a day early for that major appointment on March 1st because they forgot about leap year.

5. And the good Christian Left will accept Mitt over Obama.

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Top 10 things that will occur in 2012

10. Another presidential candidate sex scandal

9. Heard again will be the loud, shrill voices of the Liberal Left, "Those other bastards are spreading hatred and discord!"

8. And the good Christian Right will present us with the likes of Gingrich.

7. That damn rash finally clears up.

6. Someone will show up a day early for that major appointment on March 1st because they forgot about leap year.

5. And the good Christian Left will accept Mitt over Obama.

4. The last Mayan descendant will get heat over that calendar thingie.

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Top 10 things that will occur in 2012

10. Another presidential candidate sex scandal

9. Heard again will be the loud, shrill voices of the Liberal Left, "Those other bastards are spreading hatred and discord!"

8. And the good Christian Right will present us with the likes of Gingrich.

7. That damn rash finally clears up.

6. Someone will show up a day early for that major appointment on March 1st because they forgot about leap year.

5. And the good Christian Left will accept Mitt over Obama.

4. The last Mayan descendant will get heat over that calendar thingie.

3. The "Occupy Paducah" movement accomplishes absolutely nothing.

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Top 10 things that will occur in 2012

10. Another presidential candidate sex scandal

9. Heard again will be the loud, shrill voices of the Liberal Left, "Those other bastards are spreading hatred and discord!"

8. And the good Christian Right will present us with the likes of Gingrich.

7. That damn rash finally clears up.

6. Someone will show up a day early for that major appointment on March 1st because they forgot about leap year.

5. And the good Christian Left will accept Mitt over Obama.

4. The last Mayan descendant will get heat over that calendar thingie.

3. The "Occupy Paducah" movement accomplishes absolutely nothing.

2. Some of the worldwide bad credit will be purged from the global financial system.

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Top 10 things that will occur in 2012

10. Another presidential candidate sex scandal

9. Heard again will be the loud, shrill voices of the Liberal Left, "Those other bastards are spreading hatred and discord!"

8. And the good Christian Right will present us with the likes of Gingrich.

7. That damn rash finally clears up.

6. Someone will show up a day early for that major appointment on March 1st because they forgot about leap year.

5. And the good Christian Left will accept Mitt over Obama.

4. The last Mayan descendant will get heat over that calendar thingie.

3. The "Occupy Paducah" movement accomplishes absolutely nothing.

2. Some of the worldwide bad credit will be purged from the global financial system.

1. People will continue to make idiots of themselves on reality shows.

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Top Ten "Reality" Shows That Might Pop Up This Year

10. The Real Crack-Whores of Atlanta

9. America's Last Biggest Loser Comic Standing's Got Talent To Be On The Marriage Ref

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