miamisammy29 Posted December 8, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Top Ten Positive Things That Will Happen Now That The NBA Lockout Is Over 10. One of the Kardashians can find a new husband. 9. The Miami Heat will not win the title... again 8. The number of arrests of NBA players should be lower now that they're off the streets and have a job. 7. Sales of Basketball Bobblehead Dolls will increase two-fold. 6. Charles Barkley will once again be able to comment on a sport that he at least knows something about. 5. A tick upward on the employment front. 4. Less gun violence. 3. You can dig those goofy, baggy shorts out of your closet. It's on. 2. Cheerleaders will resume cheering. 1. Even less people will watch the NBA. ================================================ Top Ten Advantages Of Having A Name Like "Mitt" 10. People automatically think you excel at sports. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted December 8, 2011 Report Share Posted December 8, 2011 Top Ten Advantages Of Having A Name Like "Mitt" 10. People automatically think you excel at sports. 9. It's a good porn star name, in case you lose the election. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Top Ten Advantages Of Having A Name Like "Mitt" 10. People automatically think you excel at sports. 9. It's a good porn star name, in case you lose the election. 8. It's a better name than Newt. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Top Ten Advantages Of Having A Name Like "Mitt" 10. People automatically think you excel at sports. 9. It's a good porn star name, in case you lose the election. 8. It's a better name than Newt. 7. It's a whole lot better name than Barack. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Top Ten Advantages Of Having A Name Like "Mitt" 10. People automatically think you excel at sports. 9. It's a good porn star name, in case you lose the election. 8. It's a better name than Newt. 7. It's a whole lot better name than Barack. 6. Stutterers will never say your name wrong. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Top Ten Advantages Of Having A Name Like "Mitt" 10. People automatically think you excel at sports. 9. It's a good porn star name, in case you lose the election. 8. It's a better name than Newt. 7. It's a whole lot better name than Barack. 6. Stutterers will never say your name wrong. 5. Through a common thread, you'll never be separated from your mate. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 Top Ten Advantages Of Having A Name Like "Mitt" 10. People automatically think you excel at sports. 9. It's a good porn star name, in case you lose the election. 8. It's a better name than Newt. 7. It's a whole lot better name than Barack. 6. Stutterers will never say your name wrong. 5. Through a common thread, you'll never be separated from your mate. 4. It rhymes with dimwit, nitwit and misfit. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2011 Top Ten Advantages Of Having A Name Like "Mitt" 10. People automatically think you excel at sports. 9. It's a good porn star name, in case you lose the election. 8. It's a better name than Newt. 7. It's a whole lot better name than Barack. 6. Stutterers will never say your name wrong. 5. Through a common thread, you'll never be separated from your mate. 4. It rhymes with dimwit, nitwit and misfit. 3. You can catch a 95-mph fastball....with your face! 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted December 12, 2011 Report Share Posted December 12, 2011 Top Ten Advantages Of Having A Name Like "Mitt" 10. People automatically think you excel at sports. 9. It's a good porn star name, in case you lose the election. 8. It's a better name than Newt. 7. It's a whole lot better name than Barack. 6. Stutterers will never say your name wrong. 5. Through a common thread, you'll never be separated from your mate. 4. It rhymes with dimwit, nitwit and misfit. 3. You can catch a 95-mph fastball....with your face! 2. You can put the president's balls in the palm of your hand and tell him, "YOU'RRRE OUT!" 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Top Ten Advantages Of Having A Name Like "Mitt" 10. People automatically think you excel at sports. 9. It's a good porn star name, in case you lose the election. 8. It's a better name than Newt. 7. It's a whole lot better name than Barack. 6. Stutterers will never say your name wrong. 5. Through a common thread, you'll never be separated from your mate. 4. It rhymes with dimwit, nitwit and misfit. 3. You can catch a 95-mph fastball....with your face! 2. You can put the president's balls in the palm of your hand and tell him, "YOU'RRRE OUT!" 1. It'll be a BIG advantage when you're running for office against someone named "Newt". ================================================= Top Ten Highlights In The Life of Kim Jong-Il 10. His 70-yard touchdown run in the 1963 Rose Bowl game. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Top Ten Highlights In The Life of Kim Jong-Il 10. His 70-yard touchdown run in the 1963 Rose Bowl game. 9. When he shared in the invention of mahjong. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Top Ten Highlights In The Life of Kim Jong-Il 10. His 70-yard touchdown run in the 1963 Rose Bowl game. 9. When he shared in the invention of mahjong. 8. The birth of his son, Ross Perot. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted December 22, 2011 Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 Top Ten Highlights In The Life of Kim Jong-Il 10. His 70-yard touchdown run in the 1963 Rose Bowl game. 9. When he shared in the invention of mahjong. 8. The birth of his son, Ross Perot. 7. Tried to become a ladies man in the 1990's by hanging with MiamiSammy for a wild weekend of orgies and swing clubs. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted December 22, 2011 Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 Top Ten Highlights In The Life of Kim Jong-Il 10. His 70-yard touchdown run in the 1963 Rose Bowl game. 9. When he shared in the invention of mahjong. 8. The birth of his son, Ross Perot. 7. Tried to become a ladies man in the 1990's by hanging with MiamiSammy for a wild weekend of orgies and swing clubs. 6. Sitting in the Dunk Tank at South Korea's World Fair in 2010. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 22, 2011 Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 Top Ten Highlights In The Life of Kim Jong-Il 10. His 70-yard touchdown run in the 1963 Rose Bowl game. 9. When he shared in the invention of mahjong. 8. The birth of his son, Ross Perot. 7. Tried to become a ladies man in the 1990's by hanging with MiamiSammy for a wild weekend of orgies and swing clubs. 6. Sitting in the Dunk Tank at South Korea's World Fair in 2010. 5. Deeming the virgin birth of his son, old What's-His-Name. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted December 22, 2011 Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 Top Ten Highlights In The Life of Kim Jong-Il 10. His 70-yard touchdown run in the 1963 Rose Bowl game. 9. When he shared in the invention of mahjong. 8. The birth of his son, Ross Perot. 7. Tried to become a ladies man in the 1990's by hanging with MiamiSammy for a wild weekend of orgies and swing clubs. 6. Sitting in the Dunk Tank at South Korea's World Fair in 2010. 5. Deeming the virgin birth of his son, old What's-His-Name. 4. Raising his Health guru son, Kim Jong Not-Ill 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 Top Ten Highlights In The Life of Kim Jong-Il 10. His 70-yard touchdown run in the 1963 Rose Bowl game. 9. When he shared in the invention of mahjong. 8. The birth of his son, Ross Perot. 7. Tried to become a ladies man in the 1990's by hanging with MiamiSammy for a wild weekend of orgies and swing clubs. 6. Sitting in the Dunk Tank at South Korea's World Fair in 2010. 5. Deeming the virgin birth of his son, old What's-His-Name. 4. Raising his Health guru son, Kim Jong Not-Ill 3. That one time he almost got to nail Lucy Liu. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted December 22, 2011 Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 Top Ten Highlights In The Life of Kim Jong-Il 10. His 70-yard touchdown run in the 1963 Rose Bowl game. 9. When he shared in the invention of mahjong. 8. The birth of his son, Ross Perot. 7. Tried to become a ladies man in the 1990's by hanging with MiamiSammy for a wild weekend of orgies and swing clubs. 6. Sitting in the Dunk Tank at South Korea's World Fair in 2010. 5. Deeming the virgin birth of his son, old What's-His-Name. 4. Raising his Health guru son, Kim Jong Not-Ill 3. That one time he almost got to nail Lucy Liu. 2.That one final screaming train ride. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 Top Ten Highlights In The Life of Kim Jong-Il 10. His 70-yard touchdown run in the 1963 Rose Bowl game. 9. When he shared in the invention of mahjong. 8. The birth of his son, Ross Perot. 7. Tried to become a ladies man in the 1990's by hanging with MiamiSammy for a wild weekend of orgies and swing clubs. 6. Sitting in the Dunk Tank at South Korea's World Fair in 2010. 5. Deeming the virgin birth of his son, old What's-His-Name. 4. Raising his Health guru son, Kim Jong Not-Ill 3. That one time he almost got to nail Lucy Liu. 2.That one final screaming train ride. 1. Getting his picture taken with Mickey and Goofy at Disneyland back in '92. ================================================ Top Ten Things You Wish You Could Have Told Bin Laden Before They Whacked Him 10. Hey, buddy, nice hat! 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted December 22, 2011 Report Share Posted December 22, 2011 Top Ten Things You Wish You Could Have Told Bin Laden Before They Whacked Him 10. Hey, buddy, nice hat! 9. Live and Let Live! Mofo! The world is a better place without YOUR IDIOTIC, RELIGIOUS, FANATICAL VIOLENCE!!! 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted December 23, 2011 Report Share Posted December 23, 2011 Top Ten Things You Wish You Could Have Told Bin Laden Before They Whacked Him 10. Hey, buddy, nice hat! 9. Live and Let Live! Mofo! The world is a better place without YOUR IDIOTIC, RELIGIOUS, FANATICAL VIOLENCE!!! 8. Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 23, 2011 Report Share Posted December 23, 2011 Top Ten Things You Wish You Could Have Told Bin Laden Before They Whacked Him 10. Hey, buddy, nice hat! 9. Live and Let Live! Mofo! The world is a better place without YOUR IDIOTIC, RELIGIOUS, FANATICAL VIOLENCE!!! 8. Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? 7. If you're Sunni, you ain't Shi'ite. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted December 23, 2011 Report Share Posted December 23, 2011 Top Ten Things You Wish You Could Have Told Bin Laden Before They Whacked Him 10. Hey, buddy, nice hat! 9. Live and Let Live! Mofo! The world is a better place without YOUR IDIOTIC, RELIGIOUS, FANATICAL VIOLENCE!!! 8. Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? 7. If you're Sunni, you ain't Shi'ite. 6. Your porn tapes are overdue...sorry. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted December 23, 2011 Report Share Posted December 23, 2011 Top Ten Things You Wish You Could Have Told Bin Laden Before They Whacked Him 10. Hey, buddy, nice hat! 9. Live and Let Live! Mofo! The world is a better place without YOUR IDIOTIC, RELIGIOUS, FANATICAL VIOLENCE!!! 8. Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? 7. If you're Sunni, you ain't Shi'ite. 6. Your porn tapes are overdue...sorry. 5. Paper or plastic? 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 Top Ten Things You Wish You Could Have Told Bin Laden Before They Whacked Him 10. Hey, buddy, nice hat! 9. Live and Let Live! Mofo! The world is a better place without YOUR IDIOTIC, RELIGIOUS, FANATICAL VIOLENCE!!! 8. Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? 7. If you're Sunni, you ain't Shi'ite. 6. Your porn tapes are overdue...sorry. 5. Paper or plastic? 4. Lights Out! 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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