Steel2Velvet Posted October 28, 2011 Report Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) Top Ten Reasons To Wear A Costume on Halloween 10. Your face looks so much better when it's made up like Frankenstein. 9. To hide the fact that you really are a zombie. 8. So no one recognizes you when you light the bag of dog excrement on fire on their patio. 7. Beats wearing clothes. 6. Three words...Witness Protection Program. 5. Two words...Sexual Predator. 4. Primo wardrobe rehearsal for an "Occupy ......" gig. 3. You can fulfill your dream of being naked outside your home while trick-or-treating and say your costume is a birthday suit! 2. If you're lucky, the wife won't recognize you. 1. Wearing a Sean Connery skullcap to the office Halloween party just may get you an in with the boss's admin assistant. ________________ Top Ten Memorable Jerry Springer Moments 10. The fights, all those wacky fights! 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Edited October 28, 2011 by Guest
Brad_M Posted October 28, 2011 Report Posted October 28, 2011 Top Ten Memorable Jerry Springer Moments 10. The fights, all those wacky fights! 9. When the girl revealed to her boyfriend that she used to be a guy. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
bluesboy Posted October 28, 2011 Report Posted October 28, 2011 Top Ten Memorable Jerry Springer Moments 10. The fights, all those wacky fights! 9. When the girl revealed to her boyfriend that she used to be a guy. 8. When you change the channel. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Shawna Posted October 28, 2011 Report Posted October 28, 2011 Top Ten Memorable Jerry Springer Moments 10. The fights, all those wacky fights! 9. When the girl revealed to her boyfriend that she used to be a guy. 8. When you change the channel. 7. Who is Jerry Springer? 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted October 28, 2011 Report Posted October 28, 2011 Top Ten Memorable Jerry Springer Moments 10. The fights, all those wacky fights! 9. When the girl revealed to her boyfriend that she used to be a guy. 8. When you change the channel. 7. Who is Jerry Springer? 6. That one time when there was somebody on the show that wasn't a complete redneck 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
night2day Posted October 28, 2011 Report Posted October 28, 2011 Top Ten Memorable Jerry Springer Moments 10. The fights, all those wacky fights! 9. When the girl revealed to her boyfriend that she used to be a guy. 8. When you change the channel. 7. Who is Jerry Springer? 6. That one time when there was somebody on the show that wasn't a complete redneck 5. When after a ridiculous hour of stupidity and mayhem Jerry gives a final thought 4. 3. 2. 1.
Brad_M Posted October 28, 2011 Report Posted October 28, 2011 Top Ten Memorable Jerry Springer Moments 10. The fights, all those wacky fights! 9. When the girl revealed to her boyfriend that she used to be a guy. 8. When you change the channel. 7. Who is Jerry Springer? 6. That one time when there was somebody on the show that wasn't a complete redneck 5. When after a ridiculous hour of stupidity and mayhem Jerry gives a final thought 4. When the audience antagonizes a guest until they get up and threaten to fight the audience member. 3. 2. 1.
night2day Posted October 28, 2011 Report Posted October 28, 2011 Top Ten Memorable Jerry Springer Moments 4. When the audience antagonizes a guest until they get up and threaten to fight the audience member.
Brad_M Posted October 31, 2011 Report Posted October 31, 2011 Top Ten Memorable Jerry Springer Moments 10. The fights, all those wacky fights! 9. When the girl revealed to her boyfriend that she used to be a guy. 8. When you change the channel. 7. Who is Jerry Springer? 6. That one time when there was somebody on the show that wasn't a complete redneck 5. When after a ridiculous hour of stupidity and mayhem Jerry gives a final thought 4. When the audience antagonizes a guest until they get up and threaten to fight the audience member. 3. When the girls in the audience earn their Jerry beads. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted October 31, 2011 Author Report Posted October 31, 2011 Top Ten Memorable Jerry Springer Moments 10. The fights, all those wacky fights! 9. When the girl revealed to her boyfriend that she used to be a guy. 8. When you change the channel. 7. Who is Jerry Springer? 6. That one time when there was somebody on the show that wasn't a complete redneck 5. When after a ridiculous hour of stupidity and mayhem Jerry gives a final thought 4. When the audience antagonizes a guest until they get up and threaten to fight the audience member. 3. When the girls in the audience earn their Jerry beads. 2. When Geraldo got hit in the face with a chair. 1.
Brad_M Posted November 1, 2011 Report Posted November 1, 2011 Top Ten Memorable Jerry Springer Moments 10. The fights, all those wacky fights! 9. When the girl revealed to her boyfriend that she used to be a guy. 8. When you change the channel. 7. Who is Jerry Springer? 6. That one time when there was somebody on the show that wasn't a complete redneck 5. When after a ridiculous hour of stupidity and mayhem Jerry gives a final thought 4. When the audience antagonizes a guest until they get up and threaten to fight the audience member. 3. When the girls in the audience earn their Jerry beads. 2. When Geraldo got hit in the face with a chair. 1. When The entire audience chants, "Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry..."
Brad_M Posted November 1, 2011 Report Posted November 1, 2011 Top Ten "Jelly Belly" flavors. 10. Wild Blackberry 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Zepfan Posted November 1, 2011 Report Posted November 1, 2011 Top Ten "Jelly Belly" flavors. 10. Wild Blackberry 9. Margarita 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
night2day Posted November 1, 2011 Report Posted November 1, 2011 Top Ten "Jelly Belly" flavors. 10. Wild Blackberry 9. Margarita 8.Irukandji 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted November 1, 2011 Author Report Posted November 1, 2011 Top Ten "Jelly Belly" flavors. 10. Wild Blackberry 9. Margarita 8. Irukandji 7. Tabacky and Clam 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
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miamisammy29 Posted November 1, 2011 Author Report Posted November 1, 2011 Top Ten "Jelly Belly" flavors. 10. Wild Blackberry 9. Margarita 8. Irukandji 7. Tabacky and Clam 6. Booger 5. Jalapeño 4. Beer 3. 2. 1.
Brad_M Posted November 3, 2011 Report Posted November 3, 2011 Top Ten "Jelly Belly" flavors. 10. Wild Blackberry 9. Margarita 8. Irukandji 7. Tabacky and Clam 6. Booger 5. Jalapeño 4. Beer 3. Dr. Pepper 2. 1.
night2day Posted November 3, 2011 Report Posted November 3, 2011 Top Ten "Jelly Belly" flavors. 10. Wild Blackberry 9. Margarita 8. Irukandji 7. Tabacky and Clam 6. Booger 5. Jalapeño 4. Beer 3. Dr. Pepper 2. Navel Lint 1.
miamisammy29 Posted November 3, 2011 Author Report Posted November 3, 2011 Top Ten "Jelly Belly" flavors. 10. Wild Blackberry 9. Margarita 8. Irukandji 7. Tabacky and Clam 6. Booger 5. Jalapeño 4. Beer 3. Dr. Pepper 2. Navel Lint 1. Green ================================================ Top Ten Things That Are Even More Fun Than A Barrel of Monkeys 10. A crate of armadillos 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
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Uncle Joe Posted November 3, 2011 Report Posted November 3, 2011 Top Ten Things That Are Even More Fun Than A Barrel of Monkeys 10. A crate of armadillos 9. A pocket of kangaroos 8. A chorus of Songfactors 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Zabadak Posted November 3, 2011 Report Posted November 3, 2011 Top Ten Things That Are Even More Fun Than A Barrel of Monkeys 10. A crate of armadillos 9. A pocket of kangaroos 8. A chorus of Songfactors 7. A gaggle of gooney birds 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted November 3, 2011 Author Report Posted November 3, 2011 Top Ten Things That Are Even More Fun Than A Barrel of Monkeys 10. A crate of armadillos 9. A pocket of kangaroos 8. A chorus of Songfactors 7. A gaggle of gooney birds 6. A bag of wet gerbils 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
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