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Top Ten Signs You May Have Just Run Over A Redneck

10. His Bag O' Vittles is still lying in the road.

9. A gratifying sense of euphoria

8. The body laying in the road is still clutching a six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer in his hand.

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Top Ten Signs You May Have Just Run Over A Redneck

10. His Bag O' Vittles is still lying in the road.

9. A gratifying sense of euphoria

8. The body laying in the road is still clutching a six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer in his hand.

7. The buzzards are afraid to peck at it.

6. There are no teeth to identify the body.

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Top Ten Signs You May Have Just Run Over A Redneck

10. His Bag O' Vittles is still lying in the road.

9. A gratifying sense of euphoria

8. The body laying in the road is still clutching a six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer in his hand.

7. The buzzards are afraid to peck at it.

6. There are no teeth to identify the body.

5. That aint blood. It's terbacky juice.

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Top Ten Signs You May Have Just Run Over A Redneck

10. His Bag O' Vittles is still lying in the road.

9. A gratifying sense of euphoria

8. The body laying in the road is still clutching a six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer in his hand.

7. The buzzards are afraid to peck at it.

6. There are no teeth to identify the body.

5. That aint blood. It's terbacky juice.

4. He's still tightly gripping his goat rope.

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Top Ten Signs You May Have Just Run Over A Redneck

10. His Bag O' Vittles is still lying in the road.

9. A gratifying sense of euphoria

8. The body laying in the road is still clutching a six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer in his hand.

7. The buzzards are afraid to peck at it.

6. There are no teeth to identify the body.

5. That aint blood. It's terbacky juice.

4. He's still tightly gripping his goat rope.

3. He was retrieving roadkill when you hit him.

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Top Ten Signs You May Have Just Run Over A Redneck

10. His Bag O' Vittles is still lying in the road.

9. A gratifying sense of euphoria

8. The body laying in the road is still clutching a six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer in his hand.

7. The buzzards are afraid to peck at it.

6. There are no teeth to identify the body.

5. That aint blood. It's terbacky juice.

4. He's still tightly gripping his goat rope.

3. He was retrieving roadkill when you hit him.

2. When a loud THUNK causes your Toro mower blade to stop whilst realizing that the 3 foot tall grass had something other than insects sleeping in it

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Top Ten Signs You May Have Just Run Over A Redneck

10. His Bag O' Vittles is still lying in the road.

9. A gratifying sense of euphoria

8. The body laying in the road is still clutching a six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer in his hand.

7. The buzzards are afraid to peck at it.

6. There are no teeth to identify the body.

5. That aint blood. It's terbacky juice.

4. He's still tightly gripping his goat rope.

3. He was retrieving roadkill when you hit him.

2. When a loud THUNK causes your Toro mower blade to stop whilst realizing that the 3 foot tall grass had something other than insects sleeping in it

1. He has a picture of Jeff Foxworthy in his wallet.

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Top Ten Signs You Are No Longer Liked By Your In-Laws

10. Your dog's invited to Thanksgiving dinner, but you're not.

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Top Ten Signs You Are No Longer Liked By Your In-Laws

10. Your dog's invited to Thanksgiving dinner, but you're not.

9. The In-Laws suggest your children's slower mental growth is associated with your side of the family.

8. When they send a holiday gift, they leave your name off the mailing label.

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Top Ten Signs You Are No Longer Liked By Your In-Laws

10. Your dog's invited to Thanksgiving dinner, but you're not.

9. The In-Laws suggest your children's slower mental growth is associated with your side of the family.

8. When they send a holiday gift, they leave your name off the mailing label.

7. Your wife's father says, "I wish we had a boy instead."

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Top Ten Signs You Are No Longer Liked By Your In-Laws

10. Your dog's invited to Thanksgiving dinner, but you're not.

9. The In-Laws suggest your children's slower mental growth is associated with your side of the family.

8. When they send a holiday gift, they leave your name off the mailing label.

7. Your wife's father says, "I wish we had a boy instead."

6. That dead fish on your door step.

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Top Ten Signs You Are No Longer Liked By Your In-Laws

10. Your dog's invited to Thanksgiving dinner, but you're not.

9. The In-Laws suggest your children's slower mental growth is associated with your side of the family.

8. When they send a holiday gift, they leave your name off the mailing label.

7. Your wife's father says, "I wish we had a boy instead."

6. That dead fish on your door step.

5. At dinner, everyone but you gets a knife.

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Top Ten Signs You Are No Longer Liked By Your In-Laws

10. Your dog's invited to Thanksgiving dinner, but you're not.

9. The In-Laws suggest your children's slower mental growth is associated with your side of the family.

8. When they send a holiday gift, they leave your name off the mailing label.

7. Your wife's father says, "I wish we had a boy instead."

6. That dead fish on your door step.

5. At dinner, everyone but you gets a knife.

4. They periodically send your spouse a condolence card 'just in case '.

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Top Ten Signs You Are No Longer Liked By Your In-Laws

10. Your dog's invited to Thanksgiving dinner, but you're not.

9. The In-Laws suggest your children's slower mental growth is associated with your side of the family.

8. When they send a holiday gift, they leave your name off the mailing label.

7. Your wife's father says, "I wish we had a boy instead."

6. That dead fish on your door step.

5. At dinner, everyone but you gets a knife.

4. They periodically send your spouse a condolence card 'just in case '.

3. Your name is Bill, but they insist in calling you "Arthur."

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Top Ten Signs You Are No Longer Liked By Your In-Laws

10. Your dog's invited to Thanksgiving dinner, but you're not.

9. The In-Laws suggest your children's slower mental growth is associated with your side of the family.

8. When they send a holiday gift, they leave your name off the mailing label.

7. Your wife's father says, "I wish we had a boy instead."

6. That dead fish on your door step.

5. At dinner, everyone but you gets a knife.

4. They periodically send your spouse a condolence card 'just in case '.

3. Your name is Bill, but they insist in calling you "Arthur."

2. They signed your significant other up with an E-Harmony account, hoping he/she finds somebody better.

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Top Ten Signs You Are No Longer Liked By Your In-Laws

10. Your dog's invited to Thanksgiving dinner, but you're not.

9. The In-Laws suggest your children's slower mental growth is associated with your side of the family.

8. When they send a holiday gift, they leave your name off the mailing label.

7. Your wife's father says, "I wish we had a boy instead."

6. That dead fish on your door step.

5. At dinner, everyone but you gets a knife.

4. They periodically send your spouse a condolence card 'just in case '.

3. Your name is Bill, but they insist in calling you "Arthur."

2. They signed your significant other up with an E-Harmony account, hoping he/she finds somebody better.

1. They flat-out tell your spouse to divorce you (true story)

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Top Ten Signs You Didn't Get a Big Enough Turkey for Thanksgiving

10. There's a riot in the kitchen over who gets the congealed fat left on the plate.

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Top Ten Signs You Didn't Get a Big Enough Turkey for Thanksgiving

10. There's a riot in the kitchen over who gets the congealed fat left on the plate.

9. Dad / Grandpa, is still wide awake after eating.

8. You and the kids are fighting over the broccoli....(yuk!)

7. It's all gone by Boxing Day! :)

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Top Ten Signs You Didn't Get a Big Enough Turkey for Thanksgiving

10. There's a riot in the kitchen over who gets the congealed fat left on the plate.

9. Dad / Grandpa, is still wide awake after eating.

8. You and the kids are fighting over the broccoli....(yuk!)

7. It's all gone by Boxing Day!

6. It's all gone by the 3pm game on Thanksgiving Day!!

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Top Ten Signs You Didn't Get a Big Enough Turkey for Thanksgiving

10. There's a riot in the kitchen over who gets the congealed fat left on the plate.

9. Dad / Grandpa, is still wide awake after eating.

8. You and the kids are fighting over the broccoli....(yuk!)

7. It's all gone by Boxing Day!

6. It's all gone by the 3pm game on Thanksgiving Day!!

5. Tuna sandwich, anyone?

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