Zepfan Posted November 9, 2011 Report Posted November 9, 2011 Top Ten Signs You May Have Just Run Over A Redneck 10. His Bag O' Vittles is still lying in the road. 9. A gratifying sense of euphoria 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Brad_M Posted November 10, 2011 Report Posted November 10, 2011 Top Ten Signs You May Have Just Run Over A Redneck 10. His Bag O' Vittles is still lying in the road. 9. A gratifying sense of euphoria 8. The body laying in the road is still clutching a six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer in his hand. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted November 10, 2011 Author Report Posted November 10, 2011 Top Ten Signs You May Have Just Run Over A Redneck 10. His Bag O' Vittles is still lying in the road. 9. A gratifying sense of euphoria 8. The body laying in the road is still clutching a six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer in his hand. 7. The buzzards are afraid to peck at it. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
phil Posted November 10, 2011 Report Posted November 10, 2011 Top Ten Signs You May Have Just Run Over A Redneck 10. His Bag O' Vittles is still lying in the road. 9. A gratifying sense of euphoria 8. The body laying in the road is still clutching a six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer in his hand. 7. The buzzards are afraid to peck at it. 6. There are no teeth to identify the body. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Uncle Joe Posted November 10, 2011 Report Posted November 10, 2011 Top Ten Signs You May Have Just Run Over A Redneck 10. His Bag O' Vittles is still lying in the road. 9. A gratifying sense of euphoria 8. The body laying in the road is still clutching a six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer in his hand. 7. The buzzards are afraid to peck at it. 6. There are no teeth to identify the body. 5. That aint blood. It's terbacky juice. 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted November 10, 2011 Author Report Posted November 10, 2011 6. There are no teeth to identify the body.
Zepfan Posted November 11, 2011 Report Posted November 11, 2011 Top Ten Signs You May Have Just Run Over A Redneck 10. His Bag O' Vittles is still lying in the road. 9. A gratifying sense of euphoria 8. The body laying in the road is still clutching a six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer in his hand. 7. The buzzards are afraid to peck at it. 6. There are no teeth to identify the body. 5. That aint blood. It's terbacky juice. 4. He's still tightly gripping his goat rope. 3. 2. 1.
Brad_M Posted November 12, 2011 Report Posted November 12, 2011 Top Ten Signs You May Have Just Run Over A Redneck 10. His Bag O' Vittles is still lying in the road. 9. A gratifying sense of euphoria 8. The body laying in the road is still clutching a six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer in his hand. 7. The buzzards are afraid to peck at it. 6. There are no teeth to identify the body. 5. That aint blood. It's terbacky juice. 4. He's still tightly gripping his goat rope. 3. He was retrieving roadkill when you hit him. 2. 1.
night2day Posted November 13, 2011 Report Posted November 13, 2011 Top Ten Signs You May Have Just Run Over A Redneck 10. His Bag O' Vittles is still lying in the road. 9. A gratifying sense of euphoria 8. The body laying in the road is still clutching a six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer in his hand. 7. The buzzards are afraid to peck at it. 6. There are no teeth to identify the body. 5. That aint blood. It's terbacky juice. 4. He's still tightly gripping his goat rope. 3. He was retrieving roadkill when you hit him. 2. When a loud THUNK causes your Toro mower blade to stop whilst realizing that the 3 foot tall grass had something other than insects sleeping in it 1.
miamisammy29 Posted November 14, 2011 Author Report Posted November 14, 2011 Top Ten Signs You May Have Just Run Over A Redneck 10. His Bag O' Vittles is still lying in the road. 9. A gratifying sense of euphoria 8. The body laying in the road is still clutching a six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer in his hand. 7. The buzzards are afraid to peck at it. 6. There are no teeth to identify the body. 5. That aint blood. It's terbacky juice. 4. He's still tightly gripping his goat rope. 3. He was retrieving roadkill when you hit him. 2. When a loud THUNK causes your Toro mower blade to stop whilst realizing that the 3 foot tall grass had something other than insects sleeping in it 1. He has a picture of Jeff Foxworthy in his wallet. ================================================= Top Ten Signs You Are No Longer Liked By Your In-Laws 10. Your dog's invited to Thanksgiving dinner, but you're not. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
bluesboy Posted November 15, 2011 Report Posted November 15, 2011 Top Ten Signs You Are No Longer Liked By Your In-Laws 10. Your dog's invited to Thanksgiving dinner, but you're not. 9. The In-Laws suggest your children's slower mental growth is associated with your side of the family. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Brad_M Posted November 15, 2011 Report Posted November 15, 2011 Top Ten Signs You Are No Longer Liked By Your In-Laws 10. Your dog's invited to Thanksgiving dinner, but you're not. 9. The In-Laws suggest your children's slower mental growth is associated with your side of the family. 8. When they send a holiday gift, they leave your name off the mailing label. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted November 15, 2011 Author Report Posted November 15, 2011 Top Ten Signs You Are No Longer Liked By Your In-Laws 10. Your dog's invited to Thanksgiving dinner, but you're not. 9. The In-Laws suggest your children's slower mental growth is associated with your side of the family. 8. When they send a holiday gift, they leave your name off the mailing label. 7. Your wife's father says, "I wish we had a boy instead." 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
phil Posted November 15, 2011 Report Posted November 15, 2011 Top Ten Signs You Are No Longer Liked By Your In-Laws 10. Your dog's invited to Thanksgiving dinner, but you're not. 9. The In-Laws suggest your children's slower mental growth is associated with your side of the family. 8. When they send a holiday gift, they leave your name off the mailing label. 7. Your wife's father says, "I wish we had a boy instead." 6. That dead fish on your door step. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted November 15, 2011 Author Report Posted November 15, 2011 Top Ten Signs You Are No Longer Liked By Your In-Laws 10. Your dog's invited to Thanksgiving dinner, but you're not. 9. The In-Laws suggest your children's slower mental growth is associated with your side of the family. 8. When they send a holiday gift, they leave your name off the mailing label. 7. Your wife's father says, "I wish we had a boy instead." 6. That dead fish on your door step. 5. At dinner, everyone but you gets a knife. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Kevin1429030929 Posted November 16, 2011 Report Posted November 16, 2011 (edited) Top Ten Signs You Are No Longer Liked By Your In-Laws 10. Your dog's invited to Thanksgiving dinner, but you're not. 9. The In-Laws suggest your children's slower mental growth is associated with your side of the family. 8. When they send a holiday gift, they leave your name off the mailing label. 7. Your wife's father says, "I wish we had a boy instead." 6. That dead fish on your door step. 5. At dinner, everyone but you gets a knife. 4. They periodically send your spouse a condolence card 'just in case '. 3. 2. 1. Edited November 16, 2011 by Guest
Steel2Velvet Posted November 16, 2011 Report Posted November 16, 2011 Top Ten Signs You Are No Longer Liked By Your In-Laws 10. Your dog's invited to Thanksgiving dinner, but you're not. 9. The In-Laws suggest your children's slower mental growth is associated with your side of the family. 8. When they send a holiday gift, they leave your name off the mailing label. 7. Your wife's father says, "I wish we had a boy instead." 6. That dead fish on your door step. 5. At dinner, everyone but you gets a knife. 4. They periodically send your spouse a condolence card 'just in case '. 3. Your name is Bill, but they insist in calling you "Arthur." 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted November 16, 2011 Report Posted November 16, 2011 Top Ten Signs You Are No Longer Liked By Your In-Laws 10. Your dog's invited to Thanksgiving dinner, but you're not. 9. The In-Laws suggest your children's slower mental growth is associated with your side of the family. 8. When they send a holiday gift, they leave your name off the mailing label. 7. Your wife's father says, "I wish we had a boy instead." 6. That dead fish on your door step. 5. At dinner, everyone but you gets a knife. 4. They periodically send your spouse a condolence card 'just in case '. 3. Your name is Bill, but they insist in calling you "Arthur." 2. They signed your significant other up with an E-Harmony account, hoping he/she finds somebody better. 1.
Shawna Posted November 16, 2011 Report Posted November 16, 2011 Top Ten Signs You Are No Longer Liked By Your In-Laws 10. Your dog's invited to Thanksgiving dinner, but you're not. 9. The In-Laws suggest your children's slower mental growth is associated with your side of the family. 8. When they send a holiday gift, they leave your name off the mailing label. 7. Your wife's father says, "I wish we had a boy instead." 6. That dead fish on your door step. 5. At dinner, everyone but you gets a knife. 4. They periodically send your spouse a condolence card 'just in case '. 3. Your name is Bill, but they insist in calling you "Arthur." 2. They signed your significant other up with an E-Harmony account, hoping he/she finds somebody better. 1. They flat-out tell your spouse to divorce you (true story) ********************* Top Ten Signs You Didn't Get a Big Enough Turkey for Thanksgiving 10. There's a riot in the kitchen over who gets the congealed fat left on the plate. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted November 16, 2011 Report Posted November 16, 2011 Top Ten Signs You Didn't Get a Big Enough Turkey for Thanksgiving 10. There's a riot in the kitchen over who gets the congealed fat left on the plate. 9. Dad / Grandpa, is still wide awake after eating. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted November 16, 2011 Author Report Posted November 16, 2011 Top Ten Signs You Didn't Get a Big Enough Turkey for Thanksgiving 10. There's a riot in the kitchen over who gets the congealed fat left on the plate. 9. Dad / Grandpa, is still wide awake after eating. 8. You and the kids are fighting over the broccoli....(yuk!) 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Zabadak Posted November 16, 2011 Report Posted November 16, 2011 Top Ten Signs You Didn't Get a Big Enough Turkey for Thanksgiving 10. There's a riot in the kitchen over who gets the congealed fat left on the plate. 9. Dad / Grandpa, is still wide awake after eating. 8. You and the kids are fighting over the broccoli....(yuk!) 7. It's all gone by Boxing Day! 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Zepfan Posted November 16, 2011 Report Posted November 16, 2011 Top Ten Signs You Didn't Get a Big Enough Turkey for Thanksgiving 10. There's a riot in the kitchen over who gets the congealed fat left on the plate. 9. Dad / Grandpa, is still wide awake after eating. 8. You and the kids are fighting over the broccoli....(yuk!) 7. It's all gone by Boxing Day! 6. It's all gone by the 3pm game on Thanksgiving Day!! 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
phil Posted November 16, 2011 Report Posted November 16, 2011 Top Ten Signs You Didn't Get a Big Enough Turkey for Thanksgiving 10. There's a riot in the kitchen over who gets the congealed fat left on the plate. 9. Dad / Grandpa, is still wide awake after eating. 8. You and the kids are fighting over the broccoli....(yuk!) 7. It's all gone by Boxing Day! 6. It's all gone by the 3pm game on Thanksgiving Day!! 5. Tuna sandwich, anyone? 4. 3. 2. 1.
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