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Top 10 New Lines for "50 Ways to Love Your Liver"

10. Kick her to the curb, Herb

9. Stomp on her head, Fred

8. Fail to please her, Caesar

7. Tell her, "take a hike", Mike

6. Kiss her sister, Mister

5. Tell her you're gay, Trey

4. Run off with her mom, Tom.

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Top 10 New Lines for "50 Ways to Love Your Liver"

10. Kick her to the curb, Herb

9. Stomp on her head, Fred

8. Fail to please her, Caesar

7. Tell her, "take a hike", Mike

6. Kiss her sister, Mister

5. Tell her you're gay, Trey

4. Run off with her mom, Tom.

3. Beat her kid, Sid

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I actually had the Mister & Tom ones in my mind before coming back to this thread lol

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Top 10 New Lines for "50 Ways to Love Your Liver"

10. Kick her to the curb, Herb

9. Stomp on her head, Fred

8. Fail to please her, Caesar

7. Tell her, "take a hike", Mike

6. Kiss her sister, Mister

5. Tell her you're gay, Trey

4. Run off with her mom, Tom.

3. Beat her kid, Sid

2. Slap her face, Chase

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Top 10 New Lines for "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"

10. Kick her to the curb, Herb

9. Stomp on her head, Fred

8. Fail to please her, Caesar

7. Tell her, "take a hike", Mike

6. Kiss her sister, Mister

5. Tell her you're gay, Trey

4. Run off with her mom, Tom.

3. Beat her kid, Sid

2. Slap her face, Chase

1. Crank up the snorin', Warren

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Top Ten Questionable Wildlife Natural Selections

10. Mosquitoes

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Top Ten Questionable Wildlife Natural Selections

10. Mosquitoes

9. Fleas

8. Republicans

7. Ticks

6. Giant Squid

5. la cucaracha

4. Professional wrestlers

3. career politicians (commonly called leeches)

2. That Dude living under the bridge.

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Top Ten Questionable Wildlife Natural Selections

10. Mosquitoes

9. Fleas

8. Republicans

7. Ticks

6. Giant Squid

5. la cucaracha

4. Professional wrestlers

3. career politicians (commonly called leeches)

2. That Dude living under the bridge.

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Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from your Doctor after surgery.

10. Thank God that's over. It's Mojito time!

9. "Damn, where'd I leave my money clip?"

8. "Weren't you the sex change patient?"

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Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from your Doctor after surgery.

10. Thank God that's over. It's Mojito time!

9. "Damn, where'd I leave my money clip?"

8. "Weren't you the sex change patient?"

7. "At least you didn't have brain damage, but now you do"

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Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from your Doctor after surgery.

10. Thank God that's over. It's Mojito time!

9. "Damn, where'd I leave my money clip?"

8. "Weren't you the sex change patient?"

7. "At least you didn't have brain damage, but now you do"

6. What? It was the left one? :o

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Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from your Doctor after surgery.

10. Thank God that's over. It's Mojito time!

9. "Damn, where'd I leave my money clip?"

8. "Weren't you the sex change patient?"

7. "At least you didn't have brain damage, but now you do"

6. What? It was the left one?

5. "If you can't feel your legs, it's because you no longer have any"

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Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from your Doctor after surgery.

10. Thank God that's over. It's Mojito time!

9. "Damn, where'd I leave my money clip?"

8. "Weren't you the sex change patient?"

7. "At least you didn't have brain damage, but now you do"

6. What? It was the left one?

5. "If you can't feel your legs, it's because you no longer have any"

4. "I think I got it all."

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Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from your Doctor after surgery.

10. Thank God that's over. It's Mojito time!

9. "Damn, where'd I leave my money clip?"

8. "Weren't you the sex change patient?"

7. "At least you didn't have brain damage, but now you do"

6. What? It was the left one?

5. "If you can't feel your legs, it's because you no longer have any"

4. "I think I got it all."

3. What do you mean, "his insurance doesn't cover this"?!

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Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from your Doctor after surgery.

10. Thank God that's over. It's Mojito time!

9. "Damn, where'd I leave my money clip?"

8. "Weren't you the sex change patient?"

7. "At least you didn't have brain damage, but now you do"

6. What? It was the left one?

5. "If you can't feel your legs, it's because you no longer have any"

4. "I think I got it all."

3. What do you mean, "his insurance doesn't cover this"?!

2. "We better notify next of kin"

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Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from your Doctor after surgery.

10. Thank God that's over. It's Mojito time!

9. "Damn, where'd I leave my money clip?"

8. "Weren't you the sex change patient?"

7. "At least you didn't have brain damage, but now you do"

6. What? It was the left one?

5. "If you can't feel your legs, it's because you no longer have any"

4. "I think I got it all."

3. What do you mean, "his insurance doesn't cover this"?!

2. "We better notify next of kin"

1. :guitar: Slip Sliding away...

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