miamisammy29 Posted January 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Top 10 New Lines for "50 Ways to Love Your Liver" 10. Kick her to the curb, Herb 9. Stomp on her head, Fred 8. Fail to please her, Caesar 7. Tell her, "take a hike", Mike 6. Kiss her sister, Mister 5. Tell her you're gay, Trey 4. Run off with her mom, Tom. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Top 10 New Lines for "50 Ways to Love Your Liver" 10. Kick her to the curb, Herb 9. Stomp on her head, Fred 8. Fail to please her, Caesar 7. Tell her, "take a hike", Mike 6. Kiss her sister, Mister 5. Tell her you're gay, Trey 4. Run off with her mom, Tom. 3. Beat her kid, Sid 2. 1. I actually had the Mister & Tom ones in my mind before coming back to this thread lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Top 10 New Lines for "50 Ways to Love Your Liver" 10. Kick her to the curb, Herb 9. Stomp on her head, Fred 8. Fail to please her, Caesar 7. Tell her, "take a hike", Mike 6. Kiss her sister, Mister 5. Tell her you're gay, Trey 4. Run off with her mom, Tom. 3. Beat her kid, Sid 2. Slap her face, Chase 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 How and why did the topic get changed from, "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" to "50 Ways To Love Your Liver"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 (edited) Top 10 New Lines for "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" 10. Kick her to the curb, Herb 9. Stomp on her head, Fred 8. Fail to please her, Caesar 7. Tell her, "take a hike", Mike 6. Kiss her sister, Mister 5. Tell her you're gay, Trey 4. Run off with her mom, Tom. 3. Beat her kid, Sid 2. Slap her face, Chase 1. Crank up the snorin', Warren ____________________________ Top Ten Questionable Wildlife Natural Selections 10. Mosquitoes 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Edited January 28, 2012 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 Top Ten Questionable Wildlife Natural Selections 10. Mosquitoes 9. Fleas 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zabadak Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 Top Ten Questionable Wildlife Natural Selections 10. Mosquitoes 9. Fleas 8. Republicans 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 Top Ten Questionable Wildlife Natural Selections 10. Mosquitoes 9. Fleas 8. Republicans 7. Ticks 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 Top Ten Questionable Wildlife Natural Selections 10. Mosquitoes 9. Fleas 8. Republicans 7. Ticks 6. Giant Squid 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 Top Ten Questionable Wildlife Natural Selections 10. Mosquitoes 9. Fleas 8. Republicans 7. Ticks 6. Giant Squid 5. la cucaracha 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 Top Ten Questionable Wildlife Natural Selections 10. Mosquitoes 9. Fleas 8. Republicans 7. Ticks 6. Giant Squid 5. la cucaracha 4. Professional wrestlers 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 Top Ten Questionable Wildlife Natural Selections 10. Mosquitoes 9. Fleas 8. Republicans 7. Ticks 6. Giant Squid 5. la cucaracha 4. Professional wrestlers 3. career politicians (commonly called leeches) 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 Top Ten Questionable Wildlife Natural Selections 10. Mosquitoes 9. Fleas 8. Republicans 7. Ticks 6. Giant Squid 5. la cucaracha 4. Professional wrestlers 3. career politicians (commonly called leeches) 2. That Dude living under the bridge. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 2. That Dude living under the bridge. Visual Interlude: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 Top Ten Questionable Wildlife Natural Selections 10. Mosquitoes 9. Fleas 8. Republicans 7. Ticks 6. Giant Squid 5. la cucaracha 4. Professional wrestlers 3. career politicians (commonly called leeches) 2. That Dude living under the bridge. 1. The Goosefish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from your Doctor after surgery. 10. Thank God that's over. It's Mojito time! 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from your Doctor after surgery. 10. Thank God that's over. It's Mojito time! 9. "Damn, where'd I leave my money clip?" 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from your Doctor after surgery. 10. Thank God that's over. It's Mojito time! 9. "Damn, where'd I leave my money clip?" 8. "Weren't you the sex change patient?" 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from your Doctor after surgery. 10. Thank God that's over. It's Mojito time! 9. "Damn, where'd I leave my money clip?" 8. "Weren't you the sex change patient?" 7. "At least you didn't have brain damage, but now you do" 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zabadak Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from your Doctor after surgery. 10. Thank God that's over. It's Mojito time! 9. "Damn, where'd I leave my money clip?" 8. "Weren't you the sex change patient?" 7. "At least you didn't have brain damage, but now you do" 6. What? It was the left one? 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 2, 2012 Report Share Posted February 2, 2012 Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from your Doctor after surgery. 10. Thank God that's over. It's Mojito time! 9. "Damn, where'd I leave my money clip?" 8. "Weren't you the sex change patient?" 7. "At least you didn't have brain damage, but now you do" 6. What? It was the left one? 5. "If you can't feel your legs, it's because you no longer have any" 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from your Doctor after surgery. 10. Thank God that's over. It's Mojito time! 9. "Damn, where'd I leave my money clip?" 8. "Weren't you the sex change patient?" 7. "At least you didn't have brain damage, but now you do" 6. What? It was the left one? 5. "If you can't feel your legs, it's because you no longer have any" 4. "I think I got it all." 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from your Doctor after surgery. 10. Thank God that's over. It's Mojito time! 9. "Damn, where'd I leave my money clip?" 8. "Weren't you the sex change patient?" 7. "At least you didn't have brain damage, but now you do" 6. What? It was the left one? 5. "If you can't feel your legs, it's because you no longer have any" 4. "I think I got it all." 3. What do you mean, "his insurance doesn't cover this"?! 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from your Doctor after surgery. 10. Thank God that's over. It's Mojito time! 9. "Damn, where'd I leave my money clip?" 8. "Weren't you the sex change patient?" 7. "At least you didn't have brain damage, but now you do" 6. What? It was the left one? 5. "If you can't feel your legs, it's because you no longer have any" 4. "I think I got it all." 3. What do you mean, "his insurance doesn't cover this"?! 2. "We better notify next of kin" 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from your Doctor after surgery. 10. Thank God that's over. It's Mojito time! 9. "Damn, where'd I leave my money clip?" 8. "Weren't you the sex change patient?" 7. "At least you didn't have brain damage, but now you do" 6. What? It was the left one? 5. "If you can't feel your legs, it's because you no longer have any" 4. "I think I got it all." 3. What do you mean, "his insurance doesn't cover this"?! 2. "We better notify next of kin" 1. :guitar: Slip Sliding away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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