miamisammy29 Posted January 27, 2012 Author Report Posted January 27, 2012 Top 10 New Lines for "50 Ways to Love Your Liver" 10. Kick her to the curb, Herb 9. Stomp on her head, Fred 8. Fail to please her, Caesar 7. Tell her, "take a hike", Mike 6. Kiss her sister, Mister 5. Tell her you're gay, Trey 4. Run off with her mom, Tom. 3. 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted January 27, 2012 Report Posted January 27, 2012 Top 10 New Lines for "50 Ways to Love Your Liver" 10. Kick her to the curb, Herb 9. Stomp on her head, Fred 8. Fail to please her, Caesar 7. Tell her, "take a hike", Mike 6. Kiss her sister, Mister 5. Tell her you're gay, Trey 4. Run off with her mom, Tom. 3. Beat her kid, Sid 2. 1. I actually had the Mister & Tom ones in my mind before coming back to this thread lol
Zepfan Posted January 27, 2012 Report Posted January 27, 2012 Top 10 New Lines for "50 Ways to Love Your Liver" 10. Kick her to the curb, Herb 9. Stomp on her head, Fred 8. Fail to please her, Caesar 7. Tell her, "take a hike", Mike 6. Kiss her sister, Mister 5. Tell her you're gay, Trey 4. Run off with her mom, Tom. 3. Beat her kid, Sid 2. Slap her face, Chase 1.
Brad_M Posted January 28, 2012 Report Posted January 28, 2012 How and why did the topic get changed from, "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" to "50 Ways To Love Your Liver"?
Steel2Velvet Posted January 28, 2012 Report Posted January 28, 2012 (edited) Top 10 New Lines for "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" 10. Kick her to the curb, Herb 9. Stomp on her head, Fred 8. Fail to please her, Caesar 7. Tell her, "take a hike", Mike 6. Kiss her sister, Mister 5. Tell her you're gay, Trey 4. Run off with her mom, Tom. 3. Beat her kid, Sid 2. Slap her face, Chase 1. Crank up the snorin', Warren ____________________________ Top Ten Questionable Wildlife Natural Selections 10. Mosquitoes 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Edited January 28, 2012 by Guest
Brad_M Posted January 28, 2012 Report Posted January 28, 2012 Top Ten Questionable Wildlife Natural Selections 10. Mosquitoes 9. Fleas 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Zabadak Posted January 30, 2012 Report Posted January 30, 2012 Top Ten Questionable Wildlife Natural Selections 10. Mosquitoes 9. Fleas 8. Republicans 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Zepfan Posted January 30, 2012 Report Posted January 30, 2012 Top Ten Questionable Wildlife Natural Selections 10. Mosquitoes 9. Fleas 8. Republicans 7. Ticks 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted January 30, 2012 Author Report Posted January 30, 2012 Top Ten Questionable Wildlife Natural Selections 10. Mosquitoes 9. Fleas 8. Republicans 7. Ticks 6. Giant Squid 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Uncle Joe Posted January 30, 2012 Report Posted January 30, 2012 Top Ten Questionable Wildlife Natural Selections 10. Mosquitoes 9. Fleas 8. Republicans 7. Ticks 6. Giant Squid 5. la cucaracha 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted January 30, 2012 Author Report Posted January 30, 2012 Top Ten Questionable Wildlife Natural Selections 10. Mosquitoes 9. Fleas 8. Republicans 7. Ticks 6. Giant Squid 5. la cucaracha 4. Professional wrestlers 3. 2. 1.
Steel2Velvet Posted January 30, 2012 Report Posted January 30, 2012 Top Ten Questionable Wildlife Natural Selections 10. Mosquitoes 9. Fleas 8. Republicans 7. Ticks 6. Giant Squid 5. la cucaracha 4. Professional wrestlers 3. career politicians (commonly called leeches) 2. 1.
phil Posted January 31, 2012 Report Posted January 31, 2012 Top Ten Questionable Wildlife Natural Selections 10. Mosquitoes 9. Fleas 8. Republicans 7. Ticks 6. Giant Squid 5. la cucaracha 4. Professional wrestlers 3. career politicians (commonly called leeches) 2. That Dude living under the bridge. 1.
Brad_M Posted January 31, 2012 Report Posted January 31, 2012 2. That Dude living under the bridge. Visual Interlude:
miamisammy29 Posted January 31, 2012 Author Report Posted January 31, 2012 Top Ten Questionable Wildlife Natural Selections 10. Mosquitoes 9. Fleas 8. Republicans 7. Ticks 6. Giant Squid 5. la cucaracha 4. Professional wrestlers 3. career politicians (commonly called leeches) 2. That Dude living under the bridge. 1. The Goosefish
phil Posted February 2, 2012 Report Posted February 2, 2012 Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from your Doctor after surgery. 10. Thank God that's over. It's Mojito time! 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Uncle Joe Posted February 2, 2012 Report Posted February 2, 2012 Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from your Doctor after surgery. 10. Thank God that's over. It's Mojito time! 9. "Damn, where'd I leave my money clip?" 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Zepfan Posted February 2, 2012 Report Posted February 2, 2012 Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from your Doctor after surgery. 10. Thank God that's over. It's Mojito time! 9. "Damn, where'd I leave my money clip?" 8. "Weren't you the sex change patient?" 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted February 2, 2012 Report Posted February 2, 2012 Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from your Doctor after surgery. 10. Thank God that's over. It's Mojito time! 9. "Damn, where'd I leave my money clip?" 8. "Weren't you the sex change patient?" 7. "At least you didn't have brain damage, but now you do" 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Zabadak Posted February 2, 2012 Report Posted February 2, 2012 Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from your Doctor after surgery. 10. Thank God that's over. It's Mojito time! 9. "Damn, where'd I leave my money clip?" 8. "Weren't you the sex change patient?" 7. "At least you didn't have brain damage, but now you do" 6. What? It was the left one? 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted February 2, 2012 Report Posted February 2, 2012 Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from your Doctor after surgery. 10. Thank God that's over. It's Mojito time! 9. "Damn, where'd I leave my money clip?" 8. "Weren't you the sex change patient?" 7. "At least you didn't have brain damage, but now you do" 6. What? It was the left one? 5. "If you can't feel your legs, it's because you no longer have any" 4. 3. 2. 1.
bluesboy Posted February 3, 2012 Report Posted February 3, 2012 Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from your Doctor after surgery. 10. Thank God that's over. It's Mojito time! 9. "Damn, where'd I leave my money clip?" 8. "Weren't you the sex change patient?" 7. "At least you didn't have brain damage, but now you do" 6. What? It was the left one? 5. "If you can't feel your legs, it's because you no longer have any" 4. "I think I got it all." 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted February 3, 2012 Author Report Posted February 3, 2012 Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from your Doctor after surgery. 10. Thank God that's over. It's Mojito time! 9. "Damn, where'd I leave my money clip?" 8. "Weren't you the sex change patient?" 7. "At least you didn't have brain damage, but now you do" 6. What? It was the left one? 5. "If you can't feel your legs, it's because you no longer have any" 4. "I think I got it all." 3. What do you mean, "his insurance doesn't cover this"?! 2. 1.
Zepfan Posted February 3, 2012 Report Posted February 3, 2012 Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from your Doctor after surgery. 10. Thank God that's over. It's Mojito time! 9. "Damn, where'd I leave my money clip?" 8. "Weren't you the sex change patient?" 7. "At least you didn't have brain damage, but now you do" 6. What? It was the left one? 5. "If you can't feel your legs, it's because you no longer have any" 4. "I think I got it all." 3. What do you mean, "his insurance doesn't cover this"?! 2. "We better notify next of kin" 1.
phil Posted February 3, 2012 Report Posted February 3, 2012 Top Ten Things you don't want to hear from your Doctor after surgery. 10. Thank God that's over. It's Mojito time! 9. "Damn, where'd I leave my money clip?" 8. "Weren't you the sex change patient?" 7. "At least you didn't have brain damage, but now you do" 6. What? It was the left one? 5. "If you can't feel your legs, it's because you no longer have any" 4. "I think I got it all." 3. What do you mean, "his insurance doesn't cover this"?! 2. "We better notify next of kin" 1. :guitar: Slip Sliding away...
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