Zepfan Posted February 20, 2012 Report Posted February 20, 2012 Top Ten Fatal Things To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant 10. I finished the Oreos. 9. You got pregnant on which day? 8. You sure it's mine ? 7. I think your butt is sticking out further than your belly... 6. I'm really uncomfortable; how about giving me a back massage? 5. Hey, when you're finished pukin' in there, get me a beer, will ya? 4. 3. 2. 1.
Rayzor Posted February 20, 2012 Report Posted February 20, 2012 Top Ten Fatal Things To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant 10. I finished the Oreos. 9. You got pregnant on which day? 8. You sure it's mine ? 7. I think your butt is sticking out further than your belly... 6. I'm really uncomfortable; how about giving me a back massage? 5. Hey, when you're finished pukin' in there, get me a beer, will ya? 4. No way am I driving out in the cold for ice cream at 2 am!! 3. 2. 1.
bluesboy Posted February 20, 2012 Report Posted February 20, 2012 Top Ten Fatal Things To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant 10. I finished the Oreos. 9. You got pregnant on which day? 8. You sure it's mine ? 7. I think your butt is sticking out further than your belly... 6. I'm really uncomfortable; how about giving me a back massage? 5. Hey, when you're finished pukin' in there, get me a beer, will ya? 4. No way am I driving out in the cold for ice cream at 2 am!! 3. I don't think your side of the family is as pretty as my side. 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted February 20, 2012 Report Posted February 20, 2012 Top Ten Fatal Things To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant 10. I finished the Oreos. 9. You got pregnant on which day? 8. You sure it's mine ? 7. I think your butt is sticking out further than your belly... 6. I'm really uncomfortable; how about giving me a back massage? 5. Hey, when you're finished pukin' in there, get me a beer, will ya? 4. No way am I driving out in the cold for ice cream at 2 am!! 3. I don't think your side of the family is as pretty as my side. 2. Since we can't fool around for several more months, I'm gonna head over to the strip club. 1.
Kevin Posted February 21, 2012 Report Posted February 21, 2012 Top Ten Fatal Things To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant 10. I finished the Oreos. 9. You got pregnant on which day? 8. You sure it's mine ? 7. I think your butt is sticking out further than your belly... 6. I'm really uncomfortable; how about giving me a back massage? 5. Hey, when you're finished pukin' in there, get me a beer, will ya? 4. No way am I driving out in the cold for ice cream at 2 am!! 3. I don't think your side of the family is as pretty as my side. 2. Since we can't fool around for several more months, I'm gonna head over to the strip club. 1. Amazing! 8 months pregnant , honey , and I don't even see any difference . Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades: 10. Jeremy Lin 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Steel2Velvet Posted February 21, 2012 Report Posted February 21, 2012 Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades: 10. Jeremy Lin 9. What the heck. Republican, Democrat, whatever; Hillary might as well give it another shot. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Uncle Joe Posted February 21, 2012 Report Posted February 21, 2012 Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades: 10. Jeremy Lin 9. What the heck. Republican, Democrat, whatever; Hillary might as well give it another shot. 8. We can't do better than Palin...at least for laughs. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Zepfan Posted February 21, 2012 Report Posted February 21, 2012 Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades: 10. Jeremy Lin 9. What the heck. Republican, Democrat, whatever; Hillary might as well give it another shot. 8. We can't do better than Palin...at least for laughs. 7. Allen West 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted February 21, 2012 Author Report Posted February 21, 2012 Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades: 10. Jeremy Lin 9. What the heck. Republican, Democrat, whatever; Hillary might as well give it another shot. 8. We can't do better than Palin...at least for laughs. 7. Allen West 6. Adam West 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Kevin Posted February 21, 2012 Report Posted February 21, 2012 Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades: 10. Jeremy Lin 9. What the heck. Republican, Democrat, whatever; Hillary might as well give it another shot. 8. We can't do better than Palin...at least for laughs. 7. Allen West 6. Adam West 5. Woody Allen 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted February 21, 2012 Author Report Posted February 21, 2012 Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades: 10. Jeremy Lin 9. What the heck. Republican, Democrat, whatever; Hillary might as well give it another shot. 8. We can't do better than Palin...at least for laughs. 7. Allen West 6. Adam West 5. Woody Allen 4. Metta World Peace 3. 2. 1.
Kevin Posted February 21, 2012 Report Posted February 21, 2012 Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades: 10. Jeremy Lin 9. What the heck. Republican, Democrat, whatever; Hillary might as well give it another shot. 8. We can't do better than Palin...at least for laughs. 7. Allen West 6. Adam West 5. Woody Allen 4. Metta World Peace 3. Charles Barkley 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted February 21, 2012 Report Posted February 21, 2012 Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades: 10. Jeremy Lin 9. What the heck. Republican, Democrat, whatever; Hillary might as well give it another shot. 8. We can't do better than Palin...at least for laughs. 7. Allen West 6. Adam West 5. Woody Allen 4. Metta World Peace 3. Charles Barkley 2. Jerry Sandusky 1.
Kevin Posted February 21, 2012 Report Posted February 21, 2012 (edited) Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades: 10. Jeremy Lin 9. What the heck. Republican, Democrat, whatever; Hillary might as well give it another shot. 8. We can't do better than Palin...at least for laughs. 7. Allen West 6. Adam West 5. Woody Allen 4. Metta World Peace 3. Charles Barkley 2. Jerry Sandusky 1. We are all thinking it ... Hitler's stinking corpse --------- Top 10 Things not to do on a date ; 10. Masturbate during the appetizer 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Edited February 21, 2012 by Guest
miamisammy29 Posted February 21, 2012 Author Report Posted February 21, 2012 Top 10 Things not to do on a date ; 10. Masturbate during the appetizer. 9. Call your wife on your date's cell phone. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Kevin Posted February 21, 2012 Report Posted February 21, 2012 Top 10 Things not to do on a date ; 10. Masturbate during the appetizer. 9. Call your wife on your date's cell phone. 8. Describe in depth your Fantasy football /baseball picks for the upcoming season 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted February 21, 2012 Report Posted February 21, 2012 Top 10 Things NOT to do on a date ; 10. Masturbate during the appetizer. 9. Call your wife on your date's cell phone. 8. Describe in depth your Fantasy football /baseball picks for the upcoming season 7. Scratch your genitals and say you wish this herpes would just go away. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Brad_M Posted February 21, 2012 Report Posted February 21, 2012 Top 10 Things NOT to do on a date ; 10. Masturbate during the appetizer. 9. Call your wife on your date's cell phone. 8. Describe in depth your Fantasy football /baseball picks for the upcoming season 7. Scratch your genitals and say you wish this herpes would just go away. 6. Flirt with the waitstaff. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Zabadak Posted February 22, 2012 Report Posted February 22, 2012 Top 10 Things NOT to do on a date ; 10. Masturbate during the appetizer. 9. Call your wife on your date's cell phone. 8. Describe in depth your Fantasy football /baseball picks for the upcoming season 7. Scratch your genitals and say you wish this herpes would just go away. 6. Flirt with the waitstaff. 5. Belch the national anthem between courses 4. 3. 2. 1.
phil Posted February 22, 2012 Report Posted February 22, 2012 Top 10 Things NOT to do on a date ; 10. Masturbate during the appetizer. 9. Call your wife on your date's cell phone. 8. Describe in depth your Fantasy football /baseball picks for the upcoming season 7. Scratch your genitals and say you wish this herpes would just go away. 6. Flirt with the waitstaff. 5. Belch the national anthem between courses 4. Show her pictures of your ex-girlfriend 3. 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted February 22, 2012 Report Posted February 22, 2012 Top 10 Things NOT to do on a date ; 10. Masturbate during the appetizer. 9. Call your wife on your date's cell phone. 8. Describe in depth your Fantasy football /baseball picks for the upcoming season 7. Scratch your genitals and say you wish this herpes would just go away. 6. Flirt with the waitstaff. 5. Belch the national anthem between courses 4. Show her pictures of your ex-girlfriend 3. Tell him "I'm pregnant and you're the only guy I've slept with that has a job." 2. 1.
Zepfan Posted February 22, 2012 Report Posted February 22, 2012 Top 10 Things NOT to do on a date ; 10. Masturbate during the appetizer. 9. Call your wife on your date's cell phone. 8. Describe in depth your Fantasy football /baseball picks for the upcoming season 7. Scratch your genitals and say you wish this herpes would just go away. 6. Flirt with the waitstaff. 5. Belch the national anthem between courses 4. Show her pictures of your ex-girlfriend 3. Tell him "I'm pregnant and you're the only guy I've slept with that has a job." 2. Go "Dutch" 1.
Jenny Posted February 23, 2012 Report Posted February 23, 2012 Top 10 Things NOT to do on a date ; 10. Masturbate during the appetizer. 9. Call your wife on your date's cell phone. 8. Describe in depth your Fantasy football /baseball picks for the upcoming season 7. Scratch your genitals and say you wish this herpes would just go away. 6. Flirt with the waitstaff. 5. Belch the national anthem between courses 4. Show her pictures of your ex-girlfriend 3. Tell him "I'm pregnant and you're the only guy I've slept with that has a job." 2. Go "Dutch" 1. Bring your mother Top 10 ways to annoy your coworkers: 10. 9. 8 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Rayzor Posted February 23, 2012 Report Posted February 23, 2012 Top 10 ways to annoy your coworkers: 10. Sing "The Song That Never Ends" all day 9. 8 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
phil Posted February 23, 2012 Report Posted February 23, 2012 Top 10 ways to annoy your coworkers: 10. Sing "The Song That Never Ends" all day 9. Bring them into your office, tell them they are fired, then yell JUST KIDDING! 8 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
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