Zepfan Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 Top Ten Fatal Things To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant 10. I finished the Oreos. 9. You got pregnant on which day? 8. You sure it's mine ? 7. I think your butt is sticking out further than your belly... 6. I'm really uncomfortable; how about giving me a back massage? 5. Hey, when you're finished pukin' in there, get me a beer, will ya? 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 Top Ten Fatal Things To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant 10. I finished the Oreos. 9. You got pregnant on which day? 8. You sure it's mine ? 7. I think your butt is sticking out further than your belly... 6. I'm really uncomfortable; how about giving me a back massage? 5. Hey, when you're finished pukin' in there, get me a beer, will ya? 4. No way am I driving out in the cold for ice cream at 2 am!! 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 Top Ten Fatal Things To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant 10. I finished the Oreos. 9. You got pregnant on which day? 8. You sure it's mine ? 7. I think your butt is sticking out further than your belly... 6. I'm really uncomfortable; how about giving me a back massage? 5. Hey, when you're finished pukin' in there, get me a beer, will ya? 4. No way am I driving out in the cold for ice cream at 2 am!! 3. I don't think your side of the family is as pretty as my side. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 20, 2012 Report Share Posted February 20, 2012 Top Ten Fatal Things To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant 10. I finished the Oreos. 9. You got pregnant on which day? 8. You sure it's mine ? 7. I think your butt is sticking out further than your belly... 6. I'm really uncomfortable; how about giving me a back massage? 5. Hey, when you're finished pukin' in there, get me a beer, will ya? 4. No way am I driving out in the cold for ice cream at 2 am!! 3. I don't think your side of the family is as pretty as my side. 2. Since we can't fool around for several more months, I'm gonna head over to the strip club. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Top Ten Fatal Things To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant 10. I finished the Oreos. 9. You got pregnant on which day? 8. You sure it's mine ? 7. I think your butt is sticking out further than your belly... 6. I'm really uncomfortable; how about giving me a back massage? 5. Hey, when you're finished pukin' in there, get me a beer, will ya? 4. No way am I driving out in the cold for ice cream at 2 am!! 3. I don't think your side of the family is as pretty as my side. 2. Since we can't fool around for several more months, I'm gonna head over to the strip club. 1. Amazing! 8 months pregnant , honey , and I don't even see any difference . Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades: 10. Jeremy Lin 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades: 10. Jeremy Lin 9. What the heck. Republican, Democrat, whatever; Hillary might as well give it another shot. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades: 10. Jeremy Lin 9. What the heck. Republican, Democrat, whatever; Hillary might as well give it another shot. 8. We can't do better than Palin...at least for laughs. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades: 10. Jeremy Lin 9. What the heck. Republican, Democrat, whatever; Hillary might as well give it another shot. 8. We can't do better than Palin...at least for laughs. 7. Allen West 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades: 10. Jeremy Lin 9. What the heck. Republican, Democrat, whatever; Hillary might as well give it another shot. 8. We can't do better than Palin...at least for laughs. 7. Allen West 6. Adam West 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades: 10. Jeremy Lin 9. What the heck. Republican, Democrat, whatever; Hillary might as well give it another shot. 8. We can't do better than Palin...at least for laughs. 7. Allen West 6. Adam West 5. Woody Allen 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades: 10. Jeremy Lin 9. What the heck. Republican, Democrat, whatever; Hillary might as well give it another shot. 8. We can't do better than Palin...at least for laughs. 7. Allen West 6. Adam West 5. Woody Allen 4. Metta World Peace 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades: 10. Jeremy Lin 9. What the heck. Republican, Democrat, whatever; Hillary might as well give it another shot. 8. We can't do better than Palin...at least for laughs. 7. Allen West 6. Adam West 5. Woody Allen 4. Metta World Peace 3. Charles Barkley 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades: 10. Jeremy Lin 9. What the heck. Republican, Democrat, whatever; Hillary might as well give it another shot. 8. We can't do better than Palin...at least for laughs. 7. Allen West 6. Adam West 5. Woody Allen 4. Metta World Peace 3. Charles Barkley 2. Jerry Sandusky 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 (edited) Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades: 10. Jeremy Lin 9. What the heck. Republican, Democrat, whatever; Hillary might as well give it another shot. 8. We can't do better than Palin...at least for laughs. 7. Allen West 6. Adam West 5. Woody Allen 4. Metta World Peace 3. Charles Barkley 2. Jerry Sandusky 1. We are all thinking it ... Hitler's stinking corpse --------- Top 10 Things not to do on a date ; 10. Masturbate during the appetizer 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Edited February 21, 2012 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Top 10 Things not to do on a date ; 10. Masturbate during the appetizer. 9. Call your wife on your date's cell phone. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Top 10 Things not to do on a date ; 10. Masturbate during the appetizer. 9. Call your wife on your date's cell phone. 8. Describe in depth your Fantasy football /baseball picks for the upcoming season 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Top 10 Things NOT to do on a date ; 10. Masturbate during the appetizer. 9. Call your wife on your date's cell phone. 8. Describe in depth your Fantasy football /baseball picks for the upcoming season 7. Scratch your genitals and say you wish this herpes would just go away. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Top 10 Things NOT to do on a date ; 10. Masturbate during the appetizer. 9. Call your wife on your date's cell phone. 8. Describe in depth your Fantasy football /baseball picks for the upcoming season 7. Scratch your genitals and say you wish this herpes would just go away. 6. Flirt with the waitstaff. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zabadak Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 Top 10 Things NOT to do on a date ; 10. Masturbate during the appetizer. 9. Call your wife on your date's cell phone. 8. Describe in depth your Fantasy football /baseball picks for the upcoming season 7. Scratch your genitals and say you wish this herpes would just go away. 6. Flirt with the waitstaff. 5. Belch the national anthem between courses 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 Top 10 Things NOT to do on a date ; 10. Masturbate during the appetizer. 9. Call your wife on your date's cell phone. 8. Describe in depth your Fantasy football /baseball picks for the upcoming season 7. Scratch your genitals and say you wish this herpes would just go away. 6. Flirt with the waitstaff. 5. Belch the national anthem between courses 4. Show her pictures of your ex-girlfriend 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 Top 10 Things NOT to do on a date ; 10. Masturbate during the appetizer. 9. Call your wife on your date's cell phone. 8. Describe in depth your Fantasy football /baseball picks for the upcoming season 7. Scratch your genitals and say you wish this herpes would just go away. 6. Flirt with the waitstaff. 5. Belch the national anthem between courses 4. Show her pictures of your ex-girlfriend 3. Tell him "I'm pregnant and you're the only guy I've slept with that has a job." 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted February 22, 2012 Report Share Posted February 22, 2012 Top 10 Things NOT to do on a date ; 10. Masturbate during the appetizer. 9. Call your wife on your date's cell phone. 8. Describe in depth your Fantasy football /baseball picks for the upcoming season 7. Scratch your genitals and say you wish this herpes would just go away. 6. Flirt with the waitstaff. 5. Belch the national anthem between courses 4. Show her pictures of your ex-girlfriend 3. Tell him "I'm pregnant and you're the only guy I've slept with that has a job." 2. Go "Dutch" 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Top 10 Things NOT to do on a date ; 10. Masturbate during the appetizer. 9. Call your wife on your date's cell phone. 8. Describe in depth your Fantasy football /baseball picks for the upcoming season 7. Scratch your genitals and say you wish this herpes would just go away. 6. Flirt with the waitstaff. 5. Belch the national anthem between courses 4. Show her pictures of your ex-girlfriend 3. Tell him "I'm pregnant and you're the only guy I've slept with that has a job." 2. Go "Dutch" 1. Bring your mother Top 10 ways to annoy your coworkers: 10. 9. 8 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Top 10 ways to annoy your coworkers: 10. Sing "The Song That Never Ends" all day 9. 8 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 Top 10 ways to annoy your coworkers: 10. Sing "The Song That Never Ends" all day 9. Bring them into your office, tell them they are fired, then yell JUST KIDDING! 8 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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