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Top Ten Fatal Things To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant

10. I finished the Oreos.

9. You got pregnant on which day?

8. You sure it's mine ?

7. I think your butt is sticking out further than your belly...

6. I'm really uncomfortable; how about giving me a back massage?

5. Hey, when you're finished pukin' in there, get me a beer, will ya?

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Top Ten Fatal Things To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant

10. I finished the Oreos.

9. You got pregnant on which day?

8. You sure it's mine ?

7. I think your butt is sticking out further than your belly...

6. I'm really uncomfortable; how about giving me a back massage?

5. Hey, when you're finished pukin' in there, get me a beer, will ya?

4. No way am I driving out in the cold for ice cream at 2 am!!

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Top Ten Fatal Things To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant

10. I finished the Oreos.

9. You got pregnant on which day?

8. You sure it's mine ?

7. I think your butt is sticking out further than your belly...

6. I'm really uncomfortable; how about giving me a back massage?

5. Hey, when you're finished pukin' in there, get me a beer, will ya?

4. No way am I driving out in the cold for ice cream at 2 am!!

3. I don't think your side of the family is as pretty as my side.

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Top Ten Fatal Things To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant

10. I finished the Oreos.

9. You got pregnant on which day?

8. You sure it's mine ?

7. I think your butt is sticking out further than your belly...

6. I'm really uncomfortable; how about giving me a back massage?

5. Hey, when you're finished pukin' in there, get me a beer, will ya?

4. No way am I driving out in the cold for ice cream at 2 am!!

3. I don't think your side of the family is as pretty as my side.

2. Since we can't fool around for several more months, I'm gonna head over to the strip club.

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Top Ten Fatal Things To Say If Your Wife Is Pregnant

10. I finished the Oreos.

9. You got pregnant on which day?

8. You sure it's mine ?

7. I think your butt is sticking out further than your belly...

6. I'm really uncomfortable; how about giving me a back massage?

5. Hey, when you're finished pukin' in there, get me a beer, will ya?

4. No way am I driving out in the cold for ice cream at 2 am!!

3. I don't think your side of the family is as pretty as my side.

2. Since we can't fool around for several more months, I'm gonna head over to the strip club.

1. Amazing! 8 months pregnant , honey , and I don't even see any difference .

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Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades:

10. Jeremy Lin

9. What the heck. Republican, Democrat, whatever; Hillary might as well give it another shot.

8. We can't do better than Palin...at least for laughs.

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Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades:

10. Jeremy Lin

9. What the heck. Republican, Democrat, whatever; Hillary might as well give it another shot.

8. We can't do better than Palin...at least for laughs.

7. Allen West

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Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades:

10. Jeremy Lin

9. What the heck. Republican, Democrat, whatever; Hillary might as well give it another shot.

8. We can't do better than Palin...at least for laughs.

7. Allen West

6. Adam West

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Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades:

10. Jeremy Lin

9. What the heck. Republican, Democrat, whatever; Hillary might as well give it another shot.

8. We can't do better than Palin...at least for laughs.

7. Allen West

6. Adam West

5. Woody Allen

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Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades:

10. Jeremy Lin

9. What the heck. Republican, Democrat, whatever; Hillary might as well give it another shot.

8. We can't do better than Palin...at least for laughs.

7. Allen West

6. Adam West

5. Woody Allen

4. Metta World Peace

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Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades:

10. Jeremy Lin

9. What the heck. Republican, Democrat, whatever; Hillary might as well give it another shot.

8. We can't do better than Palin...at least for laughs.

7. Allen West

6. Adam West

5. Woody Allen

4. Metta World Peace

3. Charles Barkley

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Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades:

10. Jeremy Lin

9. What the heck. Republican, Democrat, whatever; Hillary might as well give it another shot.

8. We can't do better than Palin...at least for laughs.

7. Allen West

6. Adam West

5. Woody Allen

4. Metta World Peace

3. Charles Barkley

2. Jerry Sandusky

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Top 10 next 'Not Romney' candidates if/when Santorum fades:

10. Jeremy Lin

9. What the heck. Republican, Democrat, whatever; Hillary might as well give it another shot.

8. We can't do better than Palin...at least for laughs.

7. Allen West

6. Adam West

5. Woody Allen

4. Metta World Peace

3. Charles Barkley

2. Jerry Sandusky

1. We are all thinking it ... Hitler's stinking corpse

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Top 10 Things not to do on a date ;

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Top 10 Things not to do on a date ;

10. Masturbate during the appetizer.

9. Call your wife on your date's cell phone.

8. Describe in depth your Fantasy football /baseball picks for the upcoming season

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Top 10 Things NOT to do on a date ;

10. Masturbate during the appetizer.

9. Call your wife on your date's cell phone.

8. Describe in depth your Fantasy football /baseball picks for the upcoming season

7. Scratch your genitals and say you wish this herpes would just go away.

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Top 10 Things NOT to do on a date ;

10. Masturbate during the appetizer.

9. Call your wife on your date's cell phone.

8. Describe in depth your Fantasy football /baseball picks for the upcoming season

7. Scratch your genitals and say you wish this herpes would just go away.

6. Flirt with the waitstaff.

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Top 10 Things NOT to do on a date ;

10. Masturbate during the appetizer.

9. Call your wife on your date's cell phone.

8. Describe in depth your Fantasy football /baseball picks for the upcoming season

7. Scratch your genitals and say you wish this herpes would just go away.

6. Flirt with the waitstaff.

5. Belch the national anthem between courses :)

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Top 10 Things NOT to do on a date ;

10. Masturbate during the appetizer.

9. Call your wife on your date's cell phone.

8. Describe in depth your Fantasy football /baseball picks for the upcoming season

7. Scratch your genitals and say you wish this herpes would just go away.

6. Flirt with the waitstaff.

5. Belch the national anthem between courses

4. Show her pictures of your ex-girlfriend

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Top 10 Things NOT to do on a date ;

10. Masturbate during the appetizer.

9. Call your wife on your date's cell phone.

8. Describe in depth your Fantasy football /baseball picks for the upcoming season

7. Scratch your genitals and say you wish this herpes would just go away.

6. Flirt with the waitstaff.

5. Belch the national anthem between courses

4. Show her pictures of your ex-girlfriend

3. Tell him "I'm pregnant and you're the only guy I've slept with that has a job."

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Top 10 Things NOT to do on a date ;

10. Masturbate during the appetizer.

9. Call your wife on your date's cell phone.

8. Describe in depth your Fantasy football /baseball picks for the upcoming season

7. Scratch your genitals and say you wish this herpes would just go away.

6. Flirt with the waitstaff.

5. Belch the national anthem between courses

4. Show her pictures of your ex-girlfriend

3. Tell him "I'm pregnant and you're the only guy I've slept with that has a job."

2. Go "Dutch"

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Top 10 Things NOT to do on a date ;

10. Masturbate during the appetizer.

9. Call your wife on your date's cell phone.

8. Describe in depth your Fantasy football /baseball picks for the upcoming season

7. Scratch your genitals and say you wish this herpes would just go away.

6. Flirt with the waitstaff.

5. Belch the national anthem between courses

4. Show her pictures of your ex-girlfriend

3. Tell him "I'm pregnant and you're the only guy I've slept with that has a job."

2. Go "Dutch"

1. Bring your mother

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Top 10 ways to annoy your coworkers:

10. Sing "The Song That Never Ends" all day

9. Bring them into your office, tell them they are fired, then yell JUST KIDDING!

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