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Top Ten Reasons To Still Fear Osama Bin Laden

10. His ghost was recently seen at an Old Navy.

9. The killing of Osama won't serve as a deterrent to other enemies because they don't fear our president.

8. He's being reincarnated into small American children. (see pic below)

7. It just seems like, these days, everybody's wearing a turban and a beard.

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Top Ten Reasons To Still Fear Osama Bin Laden

10. His ghost was recently seen at an Old Navy.

9. The killing of Osama won't serve as a deterrent to other enemies because they don't fear our president.

8. He's being reincarnated into small American children. (see pic below)

7. It just seems like, these days, everybody's wearing a turban and a beard.

6. His legacy left behind an Afghan religious cult devoted to destroy America.

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Top Ten Reasons To Still Fear Osama Bin Laden

10. His ghost was recently seen at an Old Navy.

9. The killing of Osama won't serve as a deterrent to other enemies because they don't fear our president.

8. He's being reincarnated into small American children. (see pic below)

7. It just seems like, these days, everybody's wearing a turban and a beard.

6. His legacy left behind an Afghan religious cult devoted to destroy America.

5. His 4 wives and 26 kids'll all be writin' books.

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Top Ten Reasons To Still Fear Osama Bin Laden

10. His ghost was recently seen at an Old Navy.

9. The killing of Osama won't serve as a deterrent to other enemies because they don't fear our president.

8. He's being reincarnated into small American children. (see pic below)

7. It just seems like, these days, everybody's wearing a turban and a beard.

6. His legacy left behind an Afghan religious cult devoted to destroy America.

5. His 4 wives and 26 kids'll all be writin' books.

4. Religious fanatics have been around for centuries.

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Top Ten Reasons To Still Fear Osama Bin Laden

10. His ghost was recently seen at an Old Navy.

9. The killing of Osama won't serve as a deterrent to other enemies because they don't fear our president.

8. He's being reincarnated into small American children. (see pic below)

7. It just seems like, these days, everybody's wearing a turban and a beard.

6. His legacy left behind an Afghan religious cult devoted to destroy America.

5. His 4 wives and 26 kids'll all be writin' books.

4. Religious fanatics have been around for centuries.

3. Because they didn't ,in fact, get 'him' , but perhaps a body-double . Demand a Warren Commission -type thing, and have them lay out the proof. Photos and all . Your tax money , after all . ;)

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10. His ghost was recently seen at an Old Navy.

9. The killing of Osama won't serve as a deterrent to other enemies because they don't fear our president.

8. He's being reincarnated into small American children. (see pic below)

7. It just seems like, these days, everybody's wearing a turban and a beard.

6. His legacy left behind an Afghan religious cult devoted to destroy America.

5. His 4 wives and 26 kids'll all be writin' books.

4. Religious fanatics have been around for centuries.

3. Because they didn't ,in fact, get 'him' , but perhaps a body-double . Demand a Warren Commission -type thing, and have them lay out the proof. Photos and all . Your tax money , after all .

2. Was spotted drinking in a bar in Thompson, Manitoba

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10. His ghost was recently seen at an Old Navy.

9. The killing of Osama won't serve as a deterrent to other enemies because they don't fear our president.

8. He's being reincarnated into small American children. (see pic below)

7. It just seems like, these days, everybody's wearing a turban and a beard.

6. His legacy left behind an Afghan religious cult devoted to destroy America.

5. His 4 wives and 26 kids'll all be writin' books.

4. Religious fanatics have been around for centuries.

3. Because they didn't ,in fact, get 'him' , but perhaps a body-double . Demand a Warren Commission -type thing, and have them lay out the proof. Photos and all . Your tax money , after all .

2. Was spotted drinking in a bar in Thompson, Manitoba

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Top Ten Worst names for a heart surgeon.

10. Dr. "Shaky" Robinson

9. Dr. "Vodka" Vaughn

8. Dr. "Wrong-Way" Wilson

7. "Fidgety" Frank Rosenbaum, M.D.

6. Edward Scissorhands M.D.

5. Dr. Doc Gooden

4. Dr. Frank N. Stein, MD

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Top Ten Worst names for a heart surgeon.

10. Dr. "Shaky" Robinson

9. Dr. "Vodka" Vaughn

8. Dr. "Wrong-Way" Wilson

7. "Fidgety" Frank Rosenbaum, M.D.

6. Edward Scissorhands M.D.

5. Dr. Doc Gooden

4. Dr. Frank N. Stein, MD

3. Dr. Vinnie Boombatz

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"I went to my doctor the other day. You know my doctor don't yah? Dr. Vinnie Boombatz? I said I don't know what's wrong with me. I got up this morning looked in the mirror and wanted to throw up. My doc, he says, I don't know what's wrong with you, but your eyesight's perfect! So I says I want a second opinion! He says, OK, you're ugly, too!"

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Top Ten Worst names for a heart surgeon.

10. Dr. "Shaky" Robinson

9. Dr. "Vodka" Vaughn

8. Dr. "Wrong-Way" Wilson

7. "Fidgety" Frank Rosenbaum, M.D.

6. Edward Scissorhands M.D.

5. Dr. Doc Gooden

4. Dr. Frank N. Stein, MD

3. Dr. Vinnie Boombatz

2. Dr. Hannibal Lecter

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Top Ten Worst names for a heart surgeon.

10. Dr. "Shaky" Robinson

9. Dr. "Vodka" Vaughn

8. Dr. "Wrong-Way" Wilson

7. "Fidgety" Frank Rosenbaum, M.D.

6. Edward Scissorhands M.D.

5. Dr. Doc Gooden

4. Dr. Frank N. Stein, MD

3. Dr. Vinnie Boombatz

2. Dr. Hannibal Lecter

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Top Ten Optimistic Vacation Themes From Your Government

10. Discover Your Backyard

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Top Ten Optimistic Vacation Themes From Your Government

10. Discover Your Backyard

9. The tastes of rare cuisine in your neighbors trash can

8. Unemployment office tour guide

7. Discover Detroit. That's right #@&^*.

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Top Ten Optimistic Vacation Themes From Your Government

10. Discover Your Backyard

9. The tastes of rare cuisine in your neighbors trash can

8. Unemployment office tour guide

7. Discover Detroit. That's right #@&^*.

6. Obama suggests taking a homeless person with you on your next trip!

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Top Ten Optimistic Vacation Themes From Your Government

10. Discover Your Backyard

9. The tastes of rare cuisine in your neighbors trash can

8. Unemployment office tour guide

7. Discover Detroit. That's right #@&^*.

6. Obama suggests taking a homeless person with you on your next trip!

5. Food stamps - don't leave home without them.

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Top Ten Optimistic Vacation Themes From Your Government

10. Discover Your Backyard

9. The tastes of rare cuisine in your neighbors trash can

8. Unemployment office tour guide

7. Discover Detroit. That's right #@&^*.

6. Obama suggests taking a homeless person with you on your next trip!

5. Food stamps - don't leave home without them.

4. See tha' USA in your Segway today!

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Top Ten Optimistic Vacation Themes From Your Government

10. Discover Your Backyard

9. The tastes of rare cuisine in your neighbors trash can

8. Unemployment office tour guide

7. Discover Detroit. That's right #@&^*.

6. Obama suggests taking a homeless person with you on your next trip!

5. Food stamps - don't leave home without them.

4. See tha' USA in your Segway today!

3. Fun at your local park, have a picnic and join one of the many protests that currently occupy the area.

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Top Ten Optimistic Vacation Themes From Your Government

10. Discover Your Backyard

9. The tastes of rare cuisine in your neighbors trash can

8. Unemployment office tour guide

7. Discover Detroit. That's right #@&^*.

6. Obama suggests taking a homeless person with you on your next trip!

5. Food stamps - don't leave home without them.

4. See tha' USA in your Segway today!

3. Fun at your local park, have a picnic and join one of the many protests that currently occupy the area.

2. Fantasy Island U.S.A.

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