Steel2Velvet Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Top 10 Annoying cell phone habits/manners/mannerisms : 10. While it started out well when cell phones were new and one excused themselves from the table , yakking on the phone in a restaurant seems to be the norm now-and many don't keep it brief. 9. While in a theater. 8. Talking while p*ssing. 7. While the family is at dinner, the only conversations are those directed to others not in the house. 6. Taking pictures of the least interesting things on Earth, just so one can show off his new camera phone. 5. Texting while driving 4. People who talk loud. What do they think they're on? A string with two tin cans? 3. People who walk around talking into those silly earpieces. 2. The "Captain Kirk" impression 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 Top 10 Annoying cell phone habits/manners/mannerisms : 10. While it started out well when cell phones were new and one excused themselves from the table , yakking on the phone in a restaurant seems to be the norm now-and many don't keep it brief. 9. While in a theater. 8. Talking while p*ssing. 7. While the family is at dinner, the only conversations are those directed to others not in the house. 6. Taking pictures of the least interesting things on Earth, just so one can show off his new camera phone. 5. Texting while driving 4. People who talk loud. What do they think they're on? A string with two tin cans? 3. People who walk around talking into those silly earpieces. 2. The "Captain Kirk" impression 1. People who use them to take videos of embarrassing moments and then post them to facebook / youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 Top 10 Baseball Controversies we can expect to see this season. 10. Albert Pujols receives 100 lbs of steroids as part of his contract with the Angels. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 Top 10 Baseball Controversies we can expect to see this season. 10. Albert Pujols receives 100 lbs of steroids as part of his contract with the Angels. 9. The stopping of beer sales after a certain inning. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 Top 10 Baseball Controversies we can expect to see this season. 10. Albert Pujols receives 100 lbs of steroids as part of his contract with the Angels. 9. The stopping of beer sales after a certain inning. 8. Somebody running down the field naked during a game yelling "Vote Ron Paul!" 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 Top 10 Baseball Controversies we can expect to see this season. 10. Albert Pujols receives 100 lbs of steroids as part of his contract with the Angels. 9. The stopping of beer sales after a certain inning. 8. Somebody running down the field naked during a game yelling "Vote Ron Paul!" 7. A singing artist that still can't quite get the National Anthem lyrics right. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 Top 10 Baseball Controversies we can expect to see this season. 10. Albert Pujols receives 100 lbs of steroids as part of his contract with the Angels. 9. The stopping of beer sales after a certain inning. 8. Somebody running down the field naked during a game yelling "Vote Ron Paul!" 7. A singing artist that still can't quite get the National Anthem lyrics right. 6. The two beer limit per customer per trip at the concession stand. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 Top 10 Baseball Controversies we can expect to see this season. 10. Albert Pujols receives 100 lbs of steroids as part of his contract with the Angels. 9. The stopping of beer sales after a certain inning. 8. Somebody running down the field naked during a game yelling "Vote Ron Paul!" 7. A singing artist that still can't quite get the National Anthem lyrics right. 6. The two beer limit per customer per trip at the concession stand. 5. Manny Ramirez will be kicked out of the league again for steroid abuse before his 50 game suspension is even over. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 Top 10 Baseball Controversies we can expect to see this season. 10. Albert Pujols receives 100 lbs of steroids as part of his contract with the Angels. 9. The stopping of beer sales after a certain inning. 8. Somebody running down the field naked during a game yelling "Vote Ron Paul!" 7. A singing artist that still can't quite get the National Anthem lyrics right. 6. The two beer limit per customer per trip at the concession stand. 5. Manny Ramirez will be kicked out of the league again for steroid abuse before his 50 game suspension is even over. 4. Broken bats will continue to injure players, umpires, and spectators. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 Top 10 Baseball Controversies we can expect to see this season. 10. Albert Pujols receives 100 lbs of steroids as part of his contract with the Angels. 9. The stopping of beer sales after a certain inning. 8. Somebody running down the field naked during a game yelling "Vote Ron Paul!" 7. A singing artist that still can't quite get the National Anthem lyrics right. 6. The two beer limit per customer per trip at the concession stand. 5. Manny Ramirez will be kicked out of the league again for steroid abuse before his 50 game suspension is even over. 4. Broken bats will continue to injure players, umpires, and spectators. 3. Too many umpires on the field. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 Top 10 Baseball Controversies we can expect to see this season. 10. Albert Pujols receives 100 lbs of steroids as part of his contract with the Angels. 9. The stopping of beer sales after a certain inning. 8. Somebody running down the field naked during a game yelling "Vote Ron Paul!" 7. A singing artist that still can't quite get the National Anthem lyrics right. 6. The two beer limit per customer per trip at the concession stand. 5. Manny Ramirez will be kicked out of the league again for steroid abuse before his 50 game suspension is even over. 4. Broken bats will continue to injure players, umpires, and spectators. 3. Too many umpires on the field. 2. Not switching over to instant replay for Balls & Strikes. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 Top 10 Baseball Controversies we can expect to see this season. 10. Albert Pujols receives 100 lbs of steroids as part of his contract with the Angels. 9. The stopping of beer sales after a certain inning. 8. Somebody running down the field naked during a game yelling "Vote Ron Paul!" 7. A singing artist that still can't quite get the National Anthem lyrics right. 6. The two beer limit per customer per trip at the concession stand. 5. Manny Ramirez will be kicked out of the league again for steroid abuse before his 50 game suspension is even over. 4. Broken bats will continue to injure players, umpires, and spectators. 3. Too many umpires on the field. 2. Not switching over to instant replay for Balls & Strikes. 1. Miami Marlins new feature when a home run is hit, they originally wanted two Cuban guys kissing on the big screen, but decided that wasn't gay enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 Top 10 song titles that could be a porn title 10. Bang a Gong (Get it On) - TRex 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Top 10 song titles that could be a porn title 10. Bang a Gong (Get it On) - TRex 9. Let Me Put My Love Into You - AC/DC 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Top 10 song titles that could be a porn title 10. Bang a Gong (Get it On) - TRex 9. Let Me Put My Love Into You - AC/DC 8. Put the Bone In--Terry Jacks 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Top 10 song titles that could be a porn title 10. Bang A Gong (Get It On) - T. Rex 9. Let Me Put My Love Into You - AC/DC 8. Put the Bone In--Terry Jacks 7. Let's Get It Up - AC/DC 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zabadak Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Top 10 song titles that could be a porn title 10. Bang A Gong (Get It On) - T. Rex 9. Let Me Put My Love Into You - AC/DC 8. Put the Bone In--Terry Jacks 7. Let's Get It Up - AC/DC 6. My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Top 10 song titles that could be a porn title 10. Bang A Gong (Get It On) - T. Rex 9. Let Me Put My Love Into You - AC/DC 8. Put the Bone In--Terry Jacks 7. Let's Get It Up - AC/DC 6. My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry 5. It's Not Gonna Suck Itself - Steel Panther 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Top 10 song titles that could be a porn title 10. Bang A Gong (Get It On) - T. Rex 9. Let Me Put My Love Into You - AC/DC 8. Put The Bone In - Terry Jacks 7. Let's Get It Up - AC/DC 6. My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry 5. It's Not Gonna Suck Itself - Steel Panther 4. Wang Dang Sweet Poontang - Ted Nugent 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Top 10 song titles that could be a porn title 10. Bang A Gong (Get It On) - T. Rex 9. Let Me Put My Love Into You - AC/DC 8. Put The Bone In - Terry Jacks 7. Let's Get It Up - AC/DC 6. My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry 5. It's Not Gonna Suck Itself - Steel Panther 4. Wang Dang Sweet Poontang - Ted Nugent 3. Midnight Rider - Allman Brothers Band 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Top 10 song titles that could be a porn title 10. Bang A Gong (Get It On) - T. Rex 9. Let Me Put My Love Into You - AC/DC 8. Put The Bone In - Terry Jacks 7. Let's Get It Up - AC/DC 6. My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry 5. It's Not Gonna Suck Itself - Steel Panther 4. Wang Dang Sweet Poontang - Ted Nugent 3. Midnight Rider - Allman Brothers Band 2. She's Goin' Down - Nazz 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Top 10 song titles that could be a porn title 10. Bang A Gong (Get It On) - T. Rex 9. Let Me Put My Love Into You - AC/DC 8. Put The Bone In - Terry Jacks 7. Let's Get It Up - AC/DC 6. My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry 5. It's Not Gonna Suck Itself - Steel Panther 4. Wang Dang Sweet Poontang - Ted Nugent 3. Midnight Rider - Allman Brothers Band 2. She's Goin' Down - Nazz 1. Me So Horny - 2 Live Crew (or, most anything by 2 Live Crew) ================================================ Top Ten Ways To Promote Your New Rap Album 10. Free weed and malt liquor to the first 10,000 customers. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Top Ten Ways To Promote Your New Rap Album 10. Free weed and malt liquor to the first 10,000 customers. 9. Shoot somebody and receive lots of media publicity. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Top Ten Ways To Promote Your New Rap Album 10. Free weed and malt liquor to the first 10,000 customers. 9. Shoot somebody and receive lots of media publicity. 8. Punch around an up-and-coming R&B diva. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Top Ten Ways To Promote Your New Rap Album 10. Free weed and malt liquor to the first 10,000 customers. 9. Shoot somebody and receive lots of media publicity. 8. Punch around an up-and-coming R&B diva. 7. Get yourself shot, then DIE! 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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