Lea Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 Top ten signs to look for when you think your better-half might be cheating. . . 10. Your dog looks embarrassed when you say, "Come, now!!!" 9. There's a mail truck in your driveway....and it's Sunday. 8. They ask for the taxi-cab driver's phone and credit card number. 7. You lose every time when you play strip poker. 6. He doesn't notice you've been on vacation without him for two weeks. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted January 1, 2011 Report Share Posted January 1, 2011 Top ten signs to look for when you think your better-half might be cheating. . . 10. Your dog looks embarrassed when you say, "Come, now!!!" 9. There's a mail truck in your driveway....and it's Sunday. 8. They ask for the taxi-cab driver's phone and credit card number. 7. You lose every time when you play strip poker. 6. He doesn't notice you've been on vacation without him for two weeks. 5. When Johnnie Taylor's Who's Making Love is on the radio, remarks "They're playing our song!" 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted January 2, 2011 Report Share Posted January 2, 2011 Top ten signs to look for when you think your better-half might be cheating. . . 10. Your dog looks embarrassed when you say, "Come, now!!!" 9. There's a mail truck in your driveway....and it's Sunday. 8. They ask for the taxi-cab driver's phone and credit card number. 7. You lose every time when you play strip poker. 6. He doesn't notice you've been on vacation without him for two weeks. 5. When Johnnie Taylor's Who's Making Love is on the radio, remarks "They're playing our song!" 4. Then you should have said I'm a happily married woman. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 Top ten signs to look for when you think your better-half might be cheating. . . 10. Your dog looks embarrassed when you say, "Come, now!!!" 9. There's a mail truck in your driveway....and it's Sunday. 8. They ask for the taxi-cab driver's phone and credit card number. 7. You lose every time when you play strip poker. 6. He doesn't notice you've been on vacation without him for two weeks. 5. When Johnnie Taylor's Who's Making Love is on the radio, remarks "They're playing our song!" 4. Then you should have said I'm a happily married woman. 3. She has a drawer full of antibiotics and condoms in various sizes, colors and textures. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 Top ten signs to look for when you think your better-half might be cheating. . . 10. Your dog looks embarrassed when you say, "Come, now!!!" 9. There's a mail truck in your driveway....and it's Sunday. 8. They ask for the taxi-cab driver's phone and credit card number. 7. You lose every time when you play strip poker. 6. He doesn't notice you've been on vacation without him for two weeks. 5. When Johnnie Taylor's Who's Making Love is on the radio, remarks "They're playing our song!" 4. Then you should have said I'm a happily married woman. 3. She has a drawer full of antibiotics and condoms in various sizes, colors and textures. 2. When she says, "I'm no longer better." 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 Top ten signs to look for when you think your better-half might be cheating. . . 10. Your dog looks embarrassed when you say, "Come, now!!!" 9. There's a mail truck in your driveway....and it's Sunday. 8. They ask for the taxi-cab driver's phone and credit card number. 7. You lose every time when you play strip poker. 6. He doesn't notice you've been on vacation without him for two weeks. 5. When Johnnie Taylor's Who's Making Love is on the radio, remarks "They're playing our song!" 4. Then you should have said I'm a happily married woman. 3. She has a drawer full of antibiotics and condoms in various sizes, colors and textures. 2. When she says, "I'm no longer better." 1. The bed sheets smell eerily like Drakkar Noire ____________________________ Top Ten Ways War Could Be Made More Palatable 10. Make Hasbro and Marx the main arms suppliers. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 Top Ten Ways War Could Be Made More Palatable 10. Make Hasbro and Marx the main arms suppliers. 9. Cheerleaders for both sides. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 4, 2011 Report Share Posted January 4, 2011 Top Ten Ways War Could Be Made More Palatable 9. Cheerleaders for both sides. In bright colors (no camoflauge) and big pom-poms, no less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Top Ten Ways War Could Be Made More Palatable 10. Make Hasbro and Marx the main arms suppliers. 9. Cheerleaders for both sides. 8. Virtual armies controlled via weblink from the comfort of your own living room 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Top Ten Ways War Could Be Made More Palatable 10. Make Hasbro and Marx the main arms suppliers. 9. Cheerleaders for both sides. 8. Virtual armies controlled via weblink from the comfort of your own living room 7. War --> palatable: have no place in the same sentence. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Top Ten Ways War Could Be Made More Palatable 10. Make Hasbro and Marx the main arms suppliers. 9. Cheerleaders for both sides. 8. Virtual armies controlled via weblink from the comfort of your own living room 7. War --> palatable: have no place in the same sentence. 6. Paintball and Bikinis. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 7. War --> palatable: have no place in the same sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Shawna and Brad, that's what we are working on here. Help us out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Top Ten Ways War Could Be Made More Palatable 10. Make Hasbro and Marx the main arms suppliers. 9. Cheerleaders for both sides. 8. Virtual armies controlled via weblink from the comfort of your own living room 7. War --> palatable: have no place in the same sentence. 6. Paintball and Bikinis. 5. Put down the weapons and put on the boxing gloves. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Top Ten Ways War Could Be Made More Palatable 10. Make Hasbro and Marx the main arms suppliers. 9. Cheerleaders for both sides. 8. Virtual armies controlled via weblink from the comfort of your own living room 7. War --> palatable: have no place in the same sentence. 6. Paintball and Bikinis. 5. Put down the weapons and put on the boxing gloves. 4. Dance off! 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Top Ten Ways War Could Be Made More Palatable 10. Make Hasbro and Marx the main arms suppliers. 9. Cheerleaders for both sides. 8. Virtual armies controlled via weblink from the comfort of your own living room 7. War --> palatable: have no place in the same sentence. 6. Paintball and Bikinis. 5. Put down the weapons and put on the boxing gloves. 4. Dance off! 3. Cage Match: George Bush versus Osama Ben Laden - 2 out of 3 falls (I'd pay to see that!) 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Top Ten Ways War Could Be Made More Palatable 10. Make Hasbro and Marx the main arms suppliers. 9. Cheerleaders for both sides. 8. Virtual armies controlled via weblink from the comfort of your own living room 7. War --> palatable: have no place in the same sentence. 6. Paintball and Bikinis. 5. Put down the weapons and put on the boxing gloves. 4. Dance off! 3. Cage Match: George Bush versus Osama Ben Laden - 2 out of 3 falls (I'd pay to see that!) 2.Make wednesday, Pizza and Movie night. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Top Ten Ways War Could Be Made More Palatable 10. Make Hasbro and Marx the main arms suppliers. 9. Cheerleaders for both sides. 8. Virtual armies controlled via weblink from the comfort of your own living room 7. War --> palatable: have no place in the same sentence. 6. Paintball and Bikinis. 5. Put down the weapons and put on the boxing gloves. 4. Dance off! 3. Cage Match: George Bush versus Osama Ben Laden - 2 out of 3 falls (I'd pay to see that!) 2.Make wednesday, Pizza and Movie night. 1. And the Number One Way War Could Be Made More Palatable.....TICKLE TORTUUUURRE!! ================================================== Top Ten Things That Bin Laden Needs Shoved In His Rectum 10. Tiki Torch 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Top Ten Things That Bin Laden Needs Shoved In His Rectum 10. Tiki Torch 9. Lit Firecracker 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Top Ten Things That Bin Laden Needs Shoved In His Rectum 10. Tiki Torch 9. Lit Firecracker 8. A Saguaro Cactus 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Top Ten Things That Bin Laden Needs Shoved In His Rectum 10. Tiki Torch 9. Lit Firecracker 8. A Saguaro Cactus 7. Most certainly some soothing ointment so he isn't always so cranky 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Top Ten Things That Bin Laden Needs Shoved In His Rectum 10. Tiki Torch 9. Lit Firecracker 8. A Saguaro Cactus 7. Most certainly some soothing ointment so he isn't always so cranky 6. Hummus 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Top Ten Things That Bin Laden Needs Shoved In His Rectum 10. Tiki Torch 9. Lit Firecracker 8. A Saguaro Cactus 7. Most certainly some soothing ointment so he isn't always so cranky 6. Hummus 5. That scroll saying God wants us to kill people 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Top Ten Things That Bin Laden Needs Shoved In His Rectum 10. Tiki Torch 9. Lit Firecracker 8. A Saguaro Cactus 7. Most certainly some soothing ointment so he isn't always so cranky 6. Hummus 5. That scroll saying God wants us to kill people 4. A family of porcupines 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Top Ten Things That Bin Laden Needs Shoved In His Rectum 10. Tiki Torch 9. Lit Firecracker 8. A Saguaro Cactus 7. Most certainly some soothing ointment so he isn't always so cranky 6. Hummus 5. That scroll saying God wants us to kill people 4. A family of porcupines 3. This Ghoulie 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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