Brad_M Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Top 10 ways to cheat taxes 10. Make up fake children 9. Claim your pets as dependents 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Top 10 ways to cheat taxes 10. Make up fake children 9. Claim your pets as dependents 8. Run for U.S. Congress to try to get above the law. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Top 10 ways to cheat taxes 10. Make up fake children 9. Claim your pets as dependents 8. Run for U.S. Congress to try to get above the law. 7. die 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Top 10 ways to cheat taxes 10. Make up fake children 9. Claim your pets as dependents 8. Run for U.S. Congress to try to get above the law. 7. die 6.Claim massive charitable donations. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Top 10 ways to cheat taxes 10. Make up fake children 9. Claim your pets as dependents 8. Run for U.S. Congress to try to get above the law. 7. die 6.Claim massive charitable donations. 5. Write off weed for "medicinal purposes". 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Top 10 ways to cheat taxes 10. Make up fake children 9. Claim your pets as dependents 8. Run for U.S. Congress to try to get above the law. 7. die 6.Claim massive charitable donations. 5. Write off weed for "medicinal purposes". 4. Write off annual depreciation on your vehicle, used for travel to obtain weed for "medicinal purposes". 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted February 23, 2011 Report Share Posted February 23, 2011 Top 10 ways to cheat taxes 10. Make up fake children 9. Claim your pets as dependents 8. Run for U.S. Congress to try to get above the law. 7. die 6.Claim massive charitable donations. 5. Write off weed for "medicinal purposes". 4. Write off annual depreciation on your vehicle, used for travel to obtain weed for "medicinal purposes". 3. Establish a faux religion based on funky electronics in a box, then lay claim to The Truth! (Keep writing conspiracy theory books just in case the IRS isn't fooled.) 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Top 10 ways to cheat taxes 10. Make up fake children 9. Claim your pets as dependents 8. Run for U.S. Congress to try to get above the law. 7. die 6.Claim massive charitable donations. 5. Write off weed for "medicinal purposes". 4. Write off annual depreciation on your vehicle, used for travel to obtain weed for "medicinal purposes". 3. Establish a faux religion based on funky electronics in a box, then lay claim to The Truth! (Keep writing conspiracy theory books just in case the IRS isn't fooled.) 2. Pretend to be bad at math (5,400 + 3,730 = 14,500) 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Top 10 ways to cheat taxes 2. Pretend to be bad at math (5,400 + 3,730 = 14,500) That's a good one, Kenne. I like that one. I think I might try that one next year. :wacky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 That's a good one, Kenne. I like that one. I think I might try that one next year. :wacky: NEXT year? What, this thread inspired you to skip THIS April 15th? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 NEXT year? What, this thread inspired you to skip THIS April 15th? I don't procrastinate, S2V. I already filed my tax return and received my refund weeks ago. I guess I could always file an amended return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 That's a good one, Kenne. I like that one. I think I might try that one next year. :wacky: Don't bother. I tried that a few years back. They corrected it. B*stards must have f***ing adding machines or something! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 Top 10 ways to cheat taxes 10. Make up fake children 9. Claim your pets as dependents 8. Run for U.S. Congress to try to get above the law. 7. die 6.Claim massive charitable donations. 5. Write off weed for "medicinal purposes". 4. Write off annual depreciation on your vehicle, used for travel to obtain weed for "medicinal purposes". 3. Establish a faux religion based on funky electronics in a box, then lay claim to The Truth! (Keep writing conspiracy theory books just in case the IRS isn't fooled.) 2. Pretend to be bad at math (5,400 + 3,730 = 14,500) 1. Hire my dad's accountant. ================================================= Top Ten Things That Just Didn't Seem Right About Sunday's Oscars Presentation 10. Anne Hathaway wasn't stoned. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 Top Ten Things That Just Didn't Seem Right About Sunday's Oscars Presentation 10. Anne Hathaway wasn't stoned. 9. Christian Bale blanked on his wife's name. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted March 1, 2011 Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 Top Ten Things That Just Didn't Seem Right About Sunday's Oscars Presentation 10. Anne Hathaway wasn't stoned. 9. Christian Bale blanked on his wife's name. 8. Melissa Leo dropping the F-bomb. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2011 Top Ten Things That Just Didn't Seem Right About Sunday's Oscars Presentation 10. Anne Hathaway wasn't stoned. 9. Christian Bale blanked on his wife's name. 8. Melissa Leo dropping the F-bomb. 7. Lou Diamond Phillips didn't receive one single nomination. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Top Ten Things That Just Didn't Seem Right About Sunday's Oscars Presentation 10. Anne Hathaway wasn't stoned. 9. Christian Bale blanked on his wife's name. 8. Melissa Leo dropping the F-bomb. 7. Lou Diamond Phillips didn't receive one single nomination. 6. Kanye West didn't jump on stage when "We Belong Together" won best original song. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Top Ten Things That Just Didn't Seem Right About Sunday's Oscars Presentation 10. Anne Hathaway wasn't stoned. 9. Christian Bale blanked on his wife's name. 8. Melissa Leo dropping the F-bomb. 7. Lou Diamond Phillips didn't receive one single nomination. 6. Kanye West didn't jump on stage when "We Belong Together" won best original song. 5. Two words....Kirk Douglas. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 Top Ten Things That Just Didn't Seem Right About Sunday's Oscars Presentation 10. Anne Hathaway wasn't stoned. 9. Christian Bale blanked on his wife's name. 8. Melissa Leo dropping the F-bomb. 7. Lou Diamond Phillips didn't receive one single nomination. 6. Kanye West didn't jump on stage when "We Belong Together" won best original song. 5. Two words....Kirk Douglas. 4. not enough Sheen 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Top Ten Things That Just Didn't Seem Right About Sunday's Oscars Presentation 10. Anne Hathaway wasn't stoned. 9. Christian Bale blanked on his wife's name. 8. Melissa Leo dropping the F-bomb. 7. Lou Diamond Phillips didn't receive one single nomination. 6. Kanye West didn't jump on stage when "We Belong Together" won best original song. 5. Two words....Kirk Douglas. 4. not enough Sheen 3. 3 hours is still too long to pat yourself on the back telling the world how great your medium is. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Top Ten Things That Just Didn't Seem Right About Sunday's Oscars Presentation 10. Anne Hathaway wasn't stoned. 9. Christian Bale blanked on his wife's name. 8. Melissa Leo dropping the F-bomb. 7. Lou Diamond Phillips didn't receive one single nomination. 6. Kanye West didn't jump on stage when "We Belong Together" won best original song. 5. Two words....Kirk Douglas. 4. not enough Sheen 3. 3 hours is still too long to pat yourself on the back telling the world how great your medium is. 2. James Franco hosting while nominated for Best Actor. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Top Ten Things That Just Didn't Seem Right About Sunday's Oscars Presentation 10. Anne Hathaway wasn't stoned. 9. Christian Bale blanked on his wife's name. 8. Melissa Leo dropping the F-bomb. 7. Lou Diamond Phillips didn't receive one single nomination. 6. Kanye West didn't jump on stage when "We Belong Together" won best original song. 5. Two words....Kirk Douglas. 4. not enough Sheen 3. 3 hours is still too long to pat yourself on the back telling the world how great your medium is. 2. James Franco hosting while nominated for Best Actor. 1. Too many commercials. Top Ten Goings-on "being a fly-on-the-wall" at the NFL discussions on a new contract. 10. Microphones pick up the owners bitchin' about the 40% (owners) - 60% (players) split that was voted in way back when... 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Top Ten Goings-on "being a fly-on-the-wall" at the NFL discussions on a new contract. 10. Microphones pick up the owners bitchin' about the 40% (owners) - 60% (players) split that was voted in way back when... 9. Players might be limited to a maximum 5 per year blotter arrests for the whole team. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted March 4, 2011 Report Share Posted March 4, 2011 Top Ten Goings-on "being a fly-on-the-wall" at the NFL discussions on a new contract 10. Microphones pick up the owners bitchin' about the 40% (owners) - 60% (players) split that was voted in way back when... 9. Players might be limited to a maximum 5 per year blotter arrests for the whole team. 8. "Those new Seahawks uniforms are just to die for!!" 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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