miamisammy29 Posted April 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2011 The Top Ten excuses for forgetting an anniversary 10. The delivery driver's truck blew a head gasket 9. Senior moment. 8. Some things aren't memorable enough to remember. 7. You were on a drunken binge and the last 36 hours are a blur. 6. "Didn't we divorce a couple months ago?" 5. I was out bangin' some college chick, and it just plumb slipped my mind. 4. IED led to a TBI so my mind is MIA. 3. Was Jesus born on that day? If not, then I don't remember it! 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted April 16, 2011 Report Share Posted April 16, 2011 The Top Ten excuses for forgetting an anniversary 10. The delivery driver's truck blew a head gasket 9. Senior moment. 8. Some things aren't memorable enough to remember. 7. You were on a drunken binge and the last 36 hours are a blur. 6. "Didn't we divorce a couple months ago?" 5. I was out bangin' some college chick, and it just plumb slipped my mind. 4. IED led to a TBI so my mind is MIA. 3. Was Jesus born on that day? If not, then I don't remember it! 2. Remembering it just makes me wonder why I said yes in the first place, so I purposely block it out every year. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 The Top Ten excuses for forgetting an anniversary 10. The delivery driver's truck blew a head gasket 9. Senior moment. 8. Some things aren't memorable enough to remember. 7. You were on a drunken binge and the last 36 hours are a blur. 6. "Didn't we divorce a couple months ago?" 5. I was out bangin' some college chick, and it just plumb slipped my mind. 4. IED led to a TBI so my mind is MIA. 3. Was Jesus born on that day? If not, then I don't remember it! 2. Remembering it just makes me wonder why I said yes in the first place, so I purposely block it out every year. 1. Because didn't we just have an anniversary like a dozen months back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 um, MC? BTW, your current avatar is my favourite; isn't it your original? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 Top 10 Beatles songs that could be names of a food order at a restaurant. (specify what food item) 10· Blackbird (crow sandwich) 9· 8· 7· 6· 5· 4· 3· 2· 1· Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 Top 10 Beatles songs that could be names of a food order at a restaurant. (specify what food item) 10· Blackbird (crow sandwich) MC, if you can name one food restaurant that serves blackbird or a crow sandwich then I'll attempt #9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 MC, if you can name one food restaurant that serves blackbird or a crow sandwich then I'll attempt #9. Well I'm sure I saw one on an old episode of Looney Tunes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 Nah, it was an old feature of "Heckle and Jeckle." Close, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 Top 10 Beatles songs that could be names of a food order at a restaurant. (specify what food item) 10· Blackbird (crow sandwich) 9· Honey Pie (pie) 8· 7· 6· 5· 4· 3· 2· 1· Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 Top 10 Beatles songs that could be names of a food order at a restaurant. (specify what food item) 10· Blackbird (crow sandwich) 9· Honey Pie (pie) 8· Octopus' Garden (octopus) 7· 6· 5· 4· 3· 2· 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted April 17, 2011 Report Share Posted April 17, 2011 Top 10 Beatles songs that could be names of a food order at a restaurant. (specify what food item) 10· Blackbird (crow sandwich) 9· Honey Pie (pie) 8· Octopus on a plate 7· Piggies (pigs in a blanket) 6· 5· 4· 3· 2· 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Top 10 Beatles songs that could be names of a food order at a restaurant. (specify what food item) 10· Blackbird (crow sandwich) 9· Honey Pie (pie) 8· Octopus on a plate 7· Piggies (pigs in a blanket) 6· Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da (hash) 5· 4· 3· 2· 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 10· Blackbird (crow sandwich) 9· Honey Pie (pie) 8· Octopus on a plate 7· Piggies (pigs in a blanket) 6· Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da (hash) 5· Yesterday (leftovers) 4· 3· 2· 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Top 10 Beatles songs that could be names of a food order at a restaurant. (specify what food item) 10· Blackbird (crow sandwich) 9· Honey Pie (pie) 8· Octopus on a plate 7· Piggies (pigs in a blanket) 6· Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da (hash) 5· Yesterday (leftovers) 4· Back in the U.S.S.R. (Russian stew: turnips with goat meat) 3· 2· 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Top 10 Beatles songs that could be names of a food order at a restaurant. 4· Back in the U.S.S.R. (Russian stew: turnips with goat meat) Without chevon it'd be borscht, served room temperature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Top 10 Beatles songs that could be names of a food order at a restaurant. (specify what food item) 10· Blackbird (crow sandwich) 9· Honey Pie (pie) 8· Octopus on a plate 7· Piggies (pigs in a blanket) 6· Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da (hash) 5· Yesterday (leftovers) 4· Back in the U.S.S.R. (Russian stew: turnips with goat meat) 3· Strawberry Fields Forever (strawberry shortcake) 2· 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Top 10 Beatles songs that could be names of a food order at a restaurant. (specify what food item) 10· Blackbird (crow sandwich) 9· Honey Pie (pie) 8· Octopus on a plate 7· Piggies (pigs in a blanket) 6· Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da (hash) 5· Yesterday (leftovers) 4· Back in the U.S.S.R. (Russian stew: turnips with goat meat) 3· Strawberry Fields Forever (strawberry shortcake) 2·"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey" A cup of tea and a butterpie (pancakes) 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 Top 10 Beatles songs that could be names of a food order at a restaurant. (specify what food item) 10· Blackbird (crow sandwich) 9· Honey Pie (pie) 8· Octopus on a plate 7· Piggies (pigs in a blanket) 6· Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da (hash) 5· Yesterday (leftovers) 4· Back in the U.S.S.R. (Russian stew: turnips with goat meat) 3· Strawberry Fields Forever (strawberry shortcake) 2·"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey" A cup of tea and a butterpie (pancakes) 1. Magical Mystery Tour (smorgasbord buffet) _____________________________ Top Ten Dance Songs That Never Caught On As A Dance 10. The Monster Mash 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 Top Ten Dance Songs That Never Caught On As A Dance 10. The Monster Mash 9. Loco-motion 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 Top Ten Dance Songs That Never Caught On As A Dance 10. The Monster Mash 9. The Tighten Up (Archie Bell & the Drells) 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 Top Ten Dance Songs That Never Caught On As A Dance 10. The Monster Mash 9. Loco-motion 8. The Tighten Up (Archie Bell & the Drells) 7. The Safety Dance 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 Top Ten Dance Songs That Never Caught On As A Dance 10. The Monster Mash 9. Loco-motion 8. The Tighten Up (Archie Bell & the Drells) 7. The Safety Dance 6. Do the Freddie 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 Top Ten Dance Songs That Never Caught On As A Dance 10. The Monster Mash 9. Loco-motion 8. The Tighten Up (Archie Bell & the Drells) 7. The Safety Dance 6. Do the Freddie 5. The Stroke - Billy Squire 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 Top Ten Dance Songs That Never Caught On As A Dance 10. The Monster Mash 9. Loco-motion 8. The Tighten Up (Archie Bell & the Drells) 7. The Safety Dance 6. Do the Freddie 5. The Stroke - Billy Squire 4. The Fly - Chubby Checker 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted April 19, 2011 Report Share Posted April 19, 2011 Top Ten Dance Songs That Never Caught On As A Dance 10. The Monster Mash 9. Loco-motion 8. The Tighten Up (Archie Bell & the Drells) 7. The Safety Dance 6. Do the Freddie 5. The Stroke - Billy Squire 4. The Fly - Chubby Checker 3. Sexy Back 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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