MindCrime Posted May 13, 2011 Report Share Posted May 13, 2011 Top 10 Ways to stay cool during the summer heat. 10• Wear wet clothes all the time, even while at work or eating out in public. 9• 8• 7• 6• 5• 4• 3• 2• 1• Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Okay, well if not that one, then how about this... Top 10 Bad Job career paths for certain people 10• Dyslexic tattoo artist 9• 8• 7• 6• 5• 4• 3• 2• 1• Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Okay, well if not that one, then how about this... Top 10 Bad Job career paths for certain people 10• Dyslexic tattoo artist 9• President of the United States that can't speak well in public.(W) 8• 7• 6• 5• 4• 3• 2• 1• Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 Okay, well if not that one, then how about this... Top 10 Bad Job career paths for certain people 10• Dyslexic tattoo artist 9• President of the United States that can't speak well in public.(W) 8• Politician ~ for anyone possessing a shred of honesty. 7• 6• 5• 4• 3• 2• 1• Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 Okay, well if not that one, then how about this... Top 10 Bad Job career paths for certain people 10• Dyslexic tattoo artist 9• President of the United States that can't speak well in public.(W) 8• Politician ~ for anyone possessing a shred of honesty. 7• Blind chauffeur 6• 5• 4• 3• 2• 1• Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 Top 10 Bad Job career paths for certain people 10• Dyslexic tattoo artist 9• President of the United States that can't speak well in public.(W) 8• Politician ~ for anyone possessing a shred of honesty. 7• Blind chauffeur 6• Charlie Sheen - Private Rehab Councellor 5• 4• 3• 2• 1• Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 Okay, well if not that one, then how about this... What was wrong with the keep cool in summer one, Kenne? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 I later realized it was a hard topic to come up with funny or clever answers for. It went too long and I figured nobody had an answer for it, but if you think it works it could be used again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 Top 10 Bad Job Career Paths for "Certain" People 10• Dyslexic tattoo artist 9• President of the United States that can't speak well in public.(W) 8• Politician ~ for anyone possessing a shred of honesty. 7• Blind chauffeur 6• Charlie Sheen - Private Rehab Councellor 5• Planning a perfect life, achieving it and then watch it fade away . . . 4• 3• 2• 1• Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 Top 10 Bad Job Career Paths for "Certain" People 10• Dyslexic tattoo artist 9• President of the United States that can't speak well in public.(W) 8• Politician ~ for anyone possessing a shred of honesty. 7• Blind chauffeur 6• Charlie Sheen - Private Rehab Councellor 5• Planning a perfect life, achieving it and then watch it fade away . . . 4• Britney Spears Babysitting Service 3• 2• 1• Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 Top 10 Bad Job Career Paths for "Certain" People 10• Dyslexic tattoo artist 9• President of the United States that can't speak well in public.(W) 8• Politician ~ for anyone possessing a shred of honesty. 7• Blind chauffeur 6• Charlie Sheen - Private Rehab Councellor 5• Planning a perfect life, achieving it and then watch it fade away . . . 4• Britney Spears Babysitting Service 3• Tiger Woods Sex Clinic 2• 1• Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 Top 10 Bad Job Career Paths for "Certain" People 10• Dyslexic tattoo artist 9• President of the United States that can't speak well in public.(W) 8• Politician ~ for anyone possessing a shred of honesty. 7• Blind chauffeur 6• Charlie Sheen - Private Rehab Councellor 5• Planning a perfect life, achieving it and then watch it fade away . . . 4• Britney Spears Babysitting Service 3• Tiger Woods Sex Clinic 2• Winona Ryder - mall security guard 1• Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 Top 10 Bad Job Career Paths for "Certain" People 10• Dyslexic tattoo artist 9• President of the United States that can't speak well in public.(W) 8• Politician ~ for anyone possessing a shred of honesty. 7• Blind chauffeur 6• Charlie Sheen - Private Rehab Councellor 5• Planning a perfect life, achieving it and then watch it fade away . . . 4• Britney Spears Babysitting Service 3• Tiger Woods Sex Clinic 2• Winona Ryder - mall security guard 1• Osama Bin Laden - TSA security screener Top 10 unusual items found in Bin Laden's hideout: 10. DVD of full 1st season of Survivor 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 Top 10 unusual items found in Bin Laden's hideout: 10. DVD of full 1st season of Survivor 9. A box full of board games, including Stratego, Clue, and Twister. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 Top 10 unusual items found in Bin Laden's hideout: 10. DVD of full 1st season of Survivor 9. A trunk stuffed with paperback romance novels, dogeared and worn. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 Top 10 unusual items found in Bin Laden's hideout: 10. DVD of full 1st season of Survivor 9. A trunk stuffed with paperback romance novels, dogeared and worn. 8. A box full of board games, including Stratego, Clue, and Twister. 7. Arabic Playboy, where they show women not wearing face masks and their ankles/calves - naughty. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 Top 10 unusual items found in Bin Laden's hideout: 10. DVD of full 1st season of Survivor 9. A trunk stuffed with paperback romance novels, dogeared and worn. 8. A box full of board games, including Stratego, Clue, and Twister. 7. Arabic Playboy, where they show women not wearing face masks and their ankles/calves - naughty. 6. Several thousand Florida ballots from the 2000 election all punched for Al Gore. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 Top 10 unusual items found in Bin Laden's hideout: 10. DVD of full 1st season of Survivor 9. A trunk stuffed with paperback romance novels, dogeared and worn. 8. A box full of board games, including Stratego, Clue, and Twister. 7. Arabic Playboy, where they show women not wearing face masks and their ankles/calves - naughty. 6. Several thousand Florida ballots from the 2000 election all punched for Al Gore. 5. An Orgasmatron along with a trunk full of blow up dolls. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 Top 10 unusual items found in Bin Laden's hideout: 10. DVD of full 1st season of Survivor 9. A trunk stuffed with paperback romance novels, dogeared and worn. 8. A box full of board games, including Stratego, Clue, and Twister. 7. Arabic Playboy, where they show women not wearing face masks and their ankles/calves - naughty. 6. Several thousand Florida ballots from the 2000 election all punched for Al Gore. 5. An Orgasmatron along with a trunk full of blow up dolls. 4. A case of Coca-Cola, boxes of Twinkies, and a Sony Playstation 3 with Call Of Duty: World At War game in the console. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 Top 10 unusual items found in Bin Laden's hideout: 10. DVD of full 1st season of Survivor 9. A trunk stuffed with paperback romance novels, dogeared and worn. 8. A box full of board games, including Stratego, Clue, and Twister. 7. Arabic Playboy, where they show women not wearing face masks and their ankles/calves - naughty. 6. Several thousand Florida ballots from the 2000 election all punched for Al Gore. 5. An Orgasmatron along with a trunk full of blow up dolls. 4. A case of Coca-Cola, boxes of Twinkies, and a Sony Playstation 3 with Call Of Duty: World At War game in the console. 3. Design samples for 'Trump / Busey in 2012' bumper stickers. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 Top 10 Unusual Items Found in Bin Laden's Hideout: 10. DVD of full 1st season of Survivor 9. A trunk stuffed with paperback romance novels, dogeared and worn. 8. A box full of board games, including Stratego, Clue, and Twister. 7. Arabic Playboy, where they show women not wearing face masks and their ankles/calves - naughty. 6. Several thousand Florida ballots from the 2000 election all punched for Al Gore. 5. An Orgasmatron along with a trunk full of blow up dolls. 4. A case of Coca-Cola, boxes of Twinkies, and a Sony Playstation 3 with Call Of Duty: World At War game in the console. 3. Design samples for 'Trump / Busey in 2012' bumper stickers. 2. Sex-Change surgery journals, an extra-large burqa' and a years' supply of estrogen capsules. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 Top 10 Unusual Items Found in Bin Laden's Hideout: 10. DVD of full 1st season of Survivor 9. A trunk stuffed with paperback romance novels, dogeared and worn. 8. A box full of board games, including Stratego, Clue, and Twister. 7. Arabic Playboy, where they show women not wearing face masks and their ankles/calves - naughty. 6. Several thousand Florida ballots from the 2000 election all punched for Al Gore. 5. An Orgasmatron along with a trunk full of blow up dolls. 4. A case of Coca-Cola, boxes of Twinkies, and a Sony Playstation 3 with Call Of Duty: World At War game in the console. 3. Design samples for 'Trump / Busey in 2012' bumper stickers. 2. Sex-Change surgery journals, an extra-large burqa' and a years' supply of estrogen capsules. 1. A DVD of Dude, Where's My Car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 New nicknames for Arnold Schwarzenegger 10. The Sperminator 9. 8. 7. 6 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted May 23, 2011 Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 New nicknames for Arnold Schwarzenegger 10. The Sperminator 9. Bonan the Barbarian 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2011 New nicknames for Arnold Schwarzenegger 10. The Sperminator 9. Bonan the Barbarian 8. Mister No-Limp-ia (Aye, aye, aye!) 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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