_Laurie_ Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 Top Ten Job Prospects for former Rep. Anthony Weiner 10. Pitchman for T-Mobile 9. He could sing a new jingle for the Oscar Meyer Weiner commercial. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 Top Ten Job Prospects for former Rep. Anthony Weiner 10. Pitchman for T-Mobile. 9. He could sing a new jingle for the Oscar Meyer Weiner commercial. 8. Spokesman for Perverts Anonymous. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 Top Ten Job Prospects for former Rep. Anthony Weiner 10. Pitchman for T-Mobile. 9. He could sing a new jingle for the Oscar Meyer Weiner commercial. 8. Spokesman for Perverts Anonymous. 7. Master of Ceremonies for Nathan's 4th of July Hot Dog Eating Contest - "Let's get ready to rumble..." 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 Top Ten Job Prospects for former Rep. Anthony Weiner 10. Pitchman for T-Mobile. 9. He could sing a new jingle for the Oscar Meyer Weiner commercial. 8. Spokesman for Perverts Anonymous. 7. Master of Ceremonies for Nathan's 4th of July Hot Dog Eating Contest - "Let's get ready to rumble..." 6. Professional "writer" for Penthouse Forum. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted June 19, 2011 Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 Top Ten Job Prospects for former Rep. Anthony Weiner 10. Pitchman for T-Mobile. 9. He could sing a new jingle for the Oscar Meyer Weiner commercial. 8. Spokesman for Perverts Anonymous. 7. Master of Ceremonies for Nathan's 4th of July Hot Dog Eating Contest - "Let's get ready to rumble..." 6. Professional "writer" for Penthouse Forum. 5. Laughed at and ridiculed (where's the beef) during auditions for the remake of the Debbie Does Congress porno. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Top Ten Job Prospects for former Rep. Anthony Weiner 10. Pitchman for T-Mobile. 9. He could sing a new jingle for the Oscar Meyer Weiner commercial. 8. Spokesman for Perverts Anonymous. 7. Master of Ceremonies for Nathan's 4th of July Hot Dog Eating Contest - "Let's get ready to rumble..." 6. Professional "writer" for Penthouse Forum. 5. Laughed at and ridiculed (where's the beef) during auditions for the remake of the Debbie Does Congress porno. 4. To bring back Der Wienerschnitzel! 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Top Ten Job Prospects for former Rep. Anthony Weiner 10. Pitchman for T-Mobile. 9. He could sing a new jingle for the Oscar Meyer Weiner commercial. 8. Spokesman for Perverts Anonymous. 7. Master of Ceremonies for Nathan's 4th of July Hot Dog Eating Contest - "Let's get ready to rumble..." 6. Professional "writer" for Penthouse Forum. 5. Laughed at and ridiculed (where's the beef) during auditions for the remake of the Debbie Does Congress porno. 4. To bring back Der Wienerschnitzel! 3. Sh*thouse attendant 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Top Ten Job Prospects for former Rep. Anthony Weiner 10. Pitchman for T-Mobile. 9. He could sing a new jingle for the Oscar Meyer Weiner commercial. 8. Spokesman for Perverts Anonymous. 7. Master of Ceremonies for Nathan's 4th of July Hot Dog Eating Contest - "Let's get ready to rumble..." 6. Professional "writer" for Penthouse Forum. 5. Laughed at and ridiculed (where's the beef) during auditions for the remake of the Debbie Does Congress porno. 4. To bring back Der Wienerschnitzel! 3. Sh*thouse attendant 2. To unfortunately, on a good week, pay child-support to a child known as, "Weiner JR." 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Top Ten Job Prospects for former Rep. Anthony Weiner 10. Pitchman for T-Mobile. 9. He could sing a new jingle for the Oscar Meyer Weiner commercial. 8. Spokesman for Perverts Anonymous. 7. Master of Ceremonies for Nathan's 4th of July Hot Dog Eating Contest - "Let's get ready to rumble..." 6. Professional "writer" for Penthouse Forum. 5. Laughed at and ridiculed (where's the beef) during auditions for the remake of the Debbie Does Congress porno. 4. To bring back Der Wienerschnitzel! 3. Sh*thouse attendant 2. To unfortunately, on a good week, pay child-support to a child known as, "Weiner JR." 1. Pitch man for Subway ("Five dollar...Five dollar...Five dollar foot long!") ================================================= Top Ten Similarities Between George Lopez and Conan O'Brien 10. Obviously, their ethnic backgrounds. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Top Ten Similarities Between George Lopez and Conan O'Brien 10. Obviously, their ethnic backgrounds. 9. Neither of them is Jay Leno. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Top Ten Similarities Between George Lopez and Conan O'Brien 10. Obviously, their ethnic backgrounds. 9. Neither of them is Jay Leno. 8. Neither has any inclination of who Johnny Carson was. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Top Ten Similarities Between George Lopez and Conan O'Brien 10. Obviously, their ethnic backgrounds. 9. Neither of them is Jay Leno. 8. Neither has any inclination of who Johnny Carson was. 7. Two words: Basic cable. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Top Ten Similarities Between George Lopez and Conan O'Brien 10. Obviously, their ethnic backgrounds. 9. Neither of them is Jay Leno. 8. Neither has any inclination of who Johnny Carson was. 7. Two words: Basic cable. 6. One word (two syllables) : Television 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Top Ten Similarities Between George Lopez and Conan O'Brien 10. Obviously, their ethnic backgrounds. 9. Neither of them is Jay Leno. 8. Neither has any inclination of who Johnny Carson was. 7. Two words: Basic cable. 6. One word (two syllables) : Television 5. Both have a lot of money and NO talent! 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 6. One word (two syllables) : Television Marcus, did you misplace your calculator? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted June 20, 2011 Report Share Posted June 20, 2011 Marcus, did you misplace your calculator? Not exactly, Ujoe. My operator took it out of my pocket when I was adjusting the anntenae atop the TV! Even then it was five syllables... (hon, give me the thing) It's as timeless as it is universal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Top Ten Similarities Between George Lopez and Conan O'Brien 10. Obviously, their ethnic backgrounds. 9. Neither of them is Jay Leno. 8. Neither has any inclination of who Johnny Carson was. 7. Two words: Basic cable. 6. One word ( > 2 but < 6 syllables) : Television 5. Both have a lot of money and NO talent! 4. They seemed funnier years ago. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Top Ten Similarities Between George Lopez and Conan O'Brien 10. Obviously, their ethnic backgrounds. 9. Neither of them is Jay Leno. 8. Neither has any inclination of who Johnny Carson was. 7. Two words: Basic cable. 6. One word ( > 2 but < 6 syllables) : Television 5. Both have a lot of money and NO talent! 4. They seemed funnier years ago. 3. Their toothy smiles. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Top Ten Similarities Between George Lopez and Conan O'Brien 10. Obviously, their ethnic backgrounds. 9. Neither of them is Jay Leno. 8. Neither has any inclination of who Johnny Carson was. 7. Two words: Basic cable. 6. One word ( > 2 but < 6 syllables) : Television 5. Both have a lot of money and NO talent! 4. They seemed funnier years ago. 3. Their toothy smiles. 2. Chelsea Handler gets better ratings. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Top Ten Similarities Between George Lopez and Conan O'Brien 10. Obviously, their ethnic backgrounds. 9. Neither of them is Jay Leno. 8. Neither has any inclination of who Johnny Carson was. 7. Two words: Basic cable. 6. One word ( > 2 but < 6 syllables) : Television 5. Both have a lot of money and NO talent! 4. They seemed funnier years ago. 3. Their toothy smiles. 2. Chelsea Handler gets better ratings. 1. They both cover the same hot topics, especially Obama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted June 21, 2011 Report Share Posted June 21, 2011 Top 10 excuses to get out of work 10. I took Ex-lax in addition to my Prozac, I can't get off the toilet, but I feel good about it. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Top 10 excuses to get out of work 10. I took Ex-lax in addition to my Prozac, I can't get off the toilet, but I feel good about it. 9. Klingon Sabbath 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Top 10 excuses to get out of work 10. I took Ex-lax in addition to my Prozac, I can't get off the toilet, but I feel good about it. 9. Klingon Sabbath 8. "There's just nothing to report in the music world today." 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Top 10 excuses to get out of work 10. I took Ex-lax in addition to my Prozac, I can't get off the toilet, but I feel good about it. 9. Klingon Sabbath 8. "There's just nothing to report in the music world today." 7. "Really, boss... my throat is awful scratchy and the snow is piled up too high in the driveway for me to get out with my four-wheel drive that suddenly stopped working; also my fever is so high that the digital thermometer kept reading, "Discs need a chiropractor." 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Top 10 excuses to get out of work 10. I took Ex-lax in addition to my Prozac, I can't get off the toilet, but I feel good about it. 9. Klingon Sabbath 8. "There's just nothing to report in the music world today." 7. "Really, boss... my throat is awful scratchy and the snow is piled up too high in the driveway for me to get out with my four-wheel drive that suddenly stopped working; also my fever is so high that the digital thermometer kept reading, "Discs need a chiropractor." 6. My cat has asthma. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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