miamisammy29 Posted July 13, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 Top Ten Reasons why the NFL lockout will end before the NBA lockout. 10. There's plenty more Prima donna's in the NBA. 9. They're both not willing to lose ratings to soccer! 8. In the NFL there's $ 9 billion in the pot, plenty for players and owners. 7. Tougher sledding according to NBA owners, with only a mere $3 or 4 billion, yada, yada, yada. 6. Over half the players will get arrested for steroids or gun possession, thus ending the season. 5. Because O.J. wants it that way! 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 Top Ten Reasons why the NFL lockout will end before the NBA lockout. 10. There's plenty more Prima donna's in the NBA. 9. They're both not willing to lose ratings to soccer! 8. In the NFL there's $ 9 billion in the pot, plenty for players and owners. 7. Tougher sledding according to NBA owners, with only a mere $3 or 4 billion, yada, yada, yada. 6. Over half the players will get arrested for steroids or gun possession, thus ending the season. 5. Because O.J. wants it that way! 4. Everybody loses money and they're only a few get out of jail free cards left for the players. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 Top Ten Reasons why the NFL lockout will end before the NBA lockout. 10. There's plenty more Prima donna's in the NBA. 9. They're both not willing to lose ratings to soccer! 8. In the NFL there's $ 9 billion in the pot, plenty for players and owners. 7. Tougher sledding according to NBA owners, with only a mere $3 or 4 billion, yada, yada, yada. 6. Over half the players will get arrested for steroids or gun possession, thus ending the season. 5. Because O.J. wants it that way! 4. Everybody loses money and they're only a few get out of jail free cards left for the players. 3. Because that's just how life goes sometimes. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 Top Ten Reasons why the NFL lockout will end before the NBA lockout. 10. There's plenty more Prima donna's in the NBA. 9. They're both not willing to lose ratings to soccer! 8. In the NFL there's $ 9 billion in the pot, plenty for players and owners. 7. Tougher sledding according to NBA owners, with only a mere $3 or 4 billion, yada, yada, yada. 6. Over half the players will get arrested for steroids or gun possession, thus ending the season. 5. Because O.J. wants it that way! 4. Everybody loses money and they're only a few get out of jail free cards left for the players. 3. Because that's just how life goes sometimes. 2. NBA owners still have months before the season should start and would like to see the players sweating and nervous. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 Top Ten Reasons why the NFL lockout will end before the NBA lockout. 10. There's plenty more Prima donna's in the NBA. 9. They're both not willing to lose ratings to soccer! 8. In the NFL there's $ 9 billion in the pot, plenty for players and owners. 7. Tougher sledding according to NBA owners, with only a mere $3 or 4 billion, yada, yada, yada. 6. Over half the players will get arrested for steroids or gun possession, thus ending the season. 5. Because O.J. wants it that way! 4. Everybody loses money and they're only a few get out of jail free cards left for the players. 3. Because that's just how life goes sometimes. 2. NBA owners still have months before the season should start and would like to see the players sweating and nervous. 1. The National Federation of Labor has a better arbitrator than the Nevada Brothel Association. ------ Top Ten Unprofessional Fortune Cookie Messages 10. " You will spend old age in distress and poverty." 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 Top Ten Unprofessional Fortune Cookie Messages 10. " You will spend old age in distress and poverty." 9. Your wife and brother are making naked worm. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 Top Ten Unprofessional Fortune Cookie Messages 10. " You will spend old age in distress and poverty." 9. Your wife and brother are making naked worm. 8. That wasn't chicken. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 Top Ten Unprofessional Fortune Cookie Messages 10. " You will spend old age in distress and poverty." 9. Your wife and brother are making naked worm. 8. That wasn't chicken. 7. "He who fart in church sit in his own pew". 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 Top Ten Unprofessional Fortune Cookie Messages 10. " You will spend old age in distress and poverty." 9. Your wife and brother are making naked worm. 8. That wasn't chicken. 7. "He who fart in church sit in his own pew". 6. "All your base are belong to us." 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 Top Ten Unprofessional Fortune Cookie Messages 10. " You will spend old age in distress and poverty." 9. Your wife and brother are making naked worm. 8. That wasn't chicken. 7. "He who fart in church sit in his own pew". 6. "All your base are belong to us." 5. "Help for me. Slave to state cookie facotry." 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 Top Ten Unprofessional Fortune Cookie Messages 10. " You will spend old age in distress and poverty." 9. Your wife and brother are making naked worm. 8. That wasn't chicken. 7. "He who fart in church sit in his own pew". 6. "All your base are belong to us." 5. "Help for me. Slave to state cookie facotry." 4. Hoo Flung Poo....and then he smeared it all over your car. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 Top Ten Unprofessional Fortune Cookie Messages 10. " You will spend old age in distress and poverty." 9. Your wife and brother are making naked worm. 8. That wasn't chicken. 7. "He who fart in church sit in his own pew". 6. "All your base are belong to us." 5. "Help for me. Slave to state cookie facotry." 4. Hoo Flung Poo....and then he smeared it all over your car. 3. For a Good Time Call Jenny 867-5309 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Top Ten Unprofessional Fortune Cookie Messages 10. " You will spend old age in distress and poverty." 9. Your wife and brother are making naked worm. 8. That wasn't chicken. 7. "He who fart in church sit in his own pew". 6. "All your base are belong to us." 5. "Help for me. Slave to state cookie facotry." 4. Hoo Flung Poo....and then he smeared it all over your car. 3. For a Good Time Call Jenny 867-5309 2. Help! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory! 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Top Ten Unprofessional Fortune Cookie Messages 10. " You will spend old age in distress and poverty." 9. Your wife and brother are making naked worm. 8. That wasn't chicken. 7. "He who fart in church sit in his own pew". 6. "All your base are belong to us." 5. "Help for me. Slave to state cookie facotry." 4. Hoo Flung Poo....and then he smeared it all over your car. 3. For a Good Time Call Jenny 867-5309 2. Help! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory! 1. You will be finished reading this in one second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Top 10 worst TV show ideas for a named star 10. Geraldo Rivera's Monster Moustache Olympics 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 (edited) Top 10 worst TV show ideas for a named star 10. Geraldo Rivera's Monster Moustache Olympics 9. Sarah Palin's American History Rewritten 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Edited July 15, 2011 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Top 10 worst TV show ideas for a named star 10. Geraldo Rivera's Monster Moustache Olympics 9. Sarah Palin's American History Rewritten 8. The Charlie Sheen Religious Hour 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Top 10 worst TV show ideas for a named star 10. Geraldo Rivera's Monster Moustache Olympics 9. Sarah Palin's American History Rewritten 8. The Charlie Sheen Religious Hour 7. Barack Obama's American Idle 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Top 10 worst TV show ideas for a named star 10. Geraldo Rivera's Monster Moustache Olympics 9. Sarah Palin's American History Rewritten 8. The Charlie Sheen Religious Hour 7. Barack Obama's American Idle 6. Casey Anthony's Romper Room 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 15, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Top 10 worst TV show ideas for a named star 10. Geraldo Rivera's Monster Moustache Olympics 9. Sarah Palin's American History Rewritten 8. The Charlie Sheen Religious Hour 7. Barack Obama's American Idle 6. Casey Anthony's Romper Room 5. Caught In The Act, with your host...Pee Wee Herman 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Top 10 worst TV show ideas for a named star. 10. Geraldo Rivera's Monster Moustache Olympics 9. Sarah Palin's American History Rewritten 8. The Charlie Sheen Religious Hour 7. Barack Obama's American Idle 6. Casey Anthony's Romper Room 5. Caught In The Act, with your host...Pee Wee Herman 4. Everyday Manners And Etiquette With Roseanne Barr 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted July 15, 2011 Report Share Posted July 15, 2011 Top 10 worst TV show ideas for a named star. 10. Geraldo Rivera's Monster Moustache Olympics 9. Sarah Palin's American History Rewritten 8. The Charlie Sheen Religious Hour 7. Barack Obama's American Idle 6. Casey Anthony's Romper Room 5. Caught In The Act, with your host...Pee Wee Herman 4. Everyday Manners And Etiquette With Roseanne Barr 3. Gene Simmons' Abstinence Club 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 Top 10 worst TV show ideas for a named star. 10. Geraldo Rivera's Monster Moustache Olympics 9. Sarah Palin's American History Rewritten 8. The Charlie Sheen Religious Hour 7. Barack Obama's American Idle 6. Casey Anthony's Romper Room 5. Caught In The Act, with your host...Pee Wee Herman 4. Everyday Manners And Etiquette With Roseanne Barr 3. Gene Simmons' Abstinence Club 2. Cold Case Files hosted by "Whitey" Bulger 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 Top 10 worst TV show ideas for a named star. 10. Geraldo Rivera's Monster Moustache Olympics 9. Sarah Palin's American History Rewritten 8. The Charlie Sheen Religious Hour 7. Barack Obama's American Idle 6. Casey Anthony's Romper Room 5. Caught In The Act, with your host...Pee Wee Herman 4. Everyday Manners And Etiquette With Roseanne Barr 3. Gene Simmons' Abstinence Club 2. Cold Case Files hosted by "Whitey" Bulger 1. Lindsay Lohan's Jewelry Showcase ------- Top Ten Bad Breakfast Cereal Concepts 10. Sea Salt and Vinegar Cheerios 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 (edited) Top Ten Bad Breakfast Cereal Concepts 10. Sea Salt and Vinegar Cheerios 9. Nut n' Bitch (see pic below) 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. This is how fights get started Edited July 16, 2011 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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