Steel2Velvet Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Top 10 excuses to get out of work 10. I took Ex-lax in addition to my Prozac, I can't get off the toilet, but I feel good about it. 9. Klingon Sabbath 8. "There's just nothing to report in the music world today." 7. "Really, boss... my throat is awful scratchy and the snow is piled up too high in the driveway for me to get out with my four-wheel drive that suddenly stopped working; also my fever is so high that the digital thermometer kept reading, "Discs need a chiropractor." 6. My cat has asthma. 5. I forgot 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zabadak Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 Top 10 excuses to get out of work 10. I took Ex-lax in addition to my Prozac, I can't get off the toilet, but I feel good about it. 9. Klingon Sabbath 8. "There's just nothing to report in the music world today." 7. "Really, boss... my throat is awful scratchy and the snow is piled up too high in the driveway for me to get out with my four-wheel drive that suddenly stopped working; also my fever is so high that the digital thermometer kept reading, "Discs need a chiropractor." 6. My cat has asthma. 5. I forgot 4. I was abducted by aliens 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted June 23, 2011 Report Share Posted June 23, 2011 Top 10 excuses to get out of work 10. I took Ex-lax in addition to my Prozac, I can't get off the toilet, but I feel good about it. 9. Klingon Sabbath 8. "There's just nothing to report in the music world today." 7. "Really, boss... my throat is awful scratchy and the snow is piled up too high in the driveway for me to get out with my four-wheel drive that suddenly stopped working; also my fever is so high that the digital thermometer kept reading, "Discs need a chiropractor." 6. My cat has asthma. 5. I forgot 4. I was abducted by aliens 3. I'm preparing a Top Secret Report for the Big Boss. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Top 10 excuses to get out of work 10. I took Ex-lax in addition to my Prozac, I can't get off the toilet, but I feel good about it. 9. Klingon Sabbath 8. "There's just nothing to report in the music world today." 7. "Really, boss... my throat is awful scratchy and the snow is piled up too high in the driveway for me to get out with my four-wheel drive that suddenly stopped working; also my fever is so high that the digital thermometer kept reading, "Discs need a chiropractor." 6. My cat has asthma. 5. I forgot 4. I was abducted by aliens 3. I'm preparing a Top Secret Report for the Big Boss. 2. I'm calling in well. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 (edited) Top 10 excuses to get out of work 10. I took Ex-lax in addition to my Prozac, I can't get off the toilet, but I feel good about it. 9. Klingon Sabbath 8. "There's just nothing to report in the music world today." 7. "Really, boss... my throat is awful scratchy and the snow is piled up too high in the driveway for me to get out with my four-wheel drive that suddenly stopped working; also my fever is so high that the digital thermometer kept reading, "Discs need a chiropractor." 6. My cat has asthma. 5. I forgot 4. I was abducted by aliens 3. I'm preparing a Top Secret Report for the Big Boss. 2. I'm calling in well. 1. I'm in the middle of an important download __________________________ Top Ten Riskiest Jobs 10. Grizzly tagger 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Edited June 24, 2011 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Top Ten Riskiest Jobs 10. Grizzly tagger 9. President of the USA 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted June 24, 2011 Report Share Posted June 24, 2011 Top Ten Riskiest Jobs 10. Grizzly tagger 9. President of the USA 8. Slander and innuendo abound from a bias liberal media if you're a Republican Presidential candidate. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 Top Ten Riskiest Jobs 10. Grizzly tagger 9. President of the USA 8. Slander and innuendo abound from a bias liberal media if you're a Republican Presidential candidate. 7. Ice Road Zamboni Driver 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 Top Ten Riskiest Jobs 10. Grizzly tagger 9. President of the USA 8. Slander and innuendo abound from a bias liberal media if you're a Republican Presidential candidate. 7. Ice Road Zamboni Driver 6. Charlie Sheen's PR manager 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted June 25, 2011 Report Share Posted June 25, 2011 Top Ten Riskiest Jobs 10. Grizzly tagger 9. President of the USA 8. Slander and innuendo abound from a bias liberal media if you're a Republican Presidential candidate. 7. Ice Road Zamboni Driver 6. Charlie Sheen's PR manager 5. Gator Dentist 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted June 27, 2011 Report Share Posted June 27, 2011 Top Ten Riskiest Jobs 10. Grizzly tagger 9. President of the USA 8. Slander and innuendo abound from a bias liberal media if you're a Republican Presidential candidate. 7. Ice Road Zamboni Driver 6. Charlie Sheen's PR manager 5. Gator Dentist 4. True lumberjack (ax-man, chainsaw-man, faller, yarder or climber) 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted June 29, 2011 Report Share Posted June 29, 2011 Top Ten Riskiest Jobs 10. Grizzly tagger 9. President of the USA 8. Slander and innuendo abound from a bias liberal media if you're a Republican Presidential candidate. 7. Ice Road Zamboni Driver 6. Charlie Sheen's PR manager 5. Gator Dentist 4. True lumberjack (ax-man, chainsaw-man, faller, yarder or climber) 3. Mayor of a Mexican border town 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted June 30, 2011 Report Share Posted June 30, 2011 Top Ten Riskiest Jobs 10. Grizzly tagger 9. President of the USA 8. Slander and innuendo abound from a bias liberal media if you're a Republican Presidential candidate. 7. Ice Road Zamboni Driver 6. Charlie Sheen's PR manager 5. Gator Dentist 4. True lumberjack (ax-man, chainsaw-man, faller, yarder or climber) 3. Mayor of a Mexican border town 2. Greek social services administrator 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 Top Ten Riskiest Jobs 10. Grizzly tagger 9. President of the USA 8. Slander and innuendo abound from a bias liberal media if you're a Republican Presidential candidate. 7. Ice Road Zamboni Driver 6. Charlie Sheen's PR manager 5. Gator Dentist 4. True lumberjack (ax-man, chainsaw-man, faller, yarder or climber) 3. Mayor of a Mexican border town 2. Greek social services administrator 1. New York City public school teacher ================================================ Top Ten Good Points About the NFL Lockout 10. Hardly any self-glamorizing air time for Terrell Owens. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 Top Ten Good Points About the NFL Lockout 10. Hardly any self-glamorizing air time for Terrell Owens. 9. Gameday prices are stable ... for now. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 Top Ten Good Points About the NFL Lockout 10. Hardly any self-glamorizing air time for Terrell Owens. 9. Gameday prices are stable ... for now. 8. Players can't complain about an 18 game schedule this coming season. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 Top Ten Good Points About the NFL Lockout 10. Hardly any self-glamorizing air time for Terrell Owens. 9. Gameday prices are stable ... for now. 8. Players can't complain about an 18 game schedule this coming season. 7. More time for the Cowboys' players to commit crimes and keep them out of playoff contention. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 2, 2011 Report Share Posted July 2, 2011 Top Ten Good Points About the NFL Lockout 10. Hardly any self-glamorizing air time for Terrell Owens. 9. Gameday prices are stable ... for now. 8. Players can't complain about an 18 game schedule this coming season. 7. More time for the Cowboys' players to commit crimes and keep them out of playoff contention. 6. If the lockout continues into fall, Sammy's Saturday night dates with various Dolphin's cheerleaders can last well past noon on Sunday. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 2, 2011 Report Share Posted July 2, 2011 Top Ten Good Points About the NFL Lockout 10. Hardly any self-glamorizing air time for Terrell Owens. 9. Gameday prices are stable ... for now. 8. Players can't complain about an 18 game schedule this coming season. 7. More time for the Cowboys' players to commit crimes and keep them out of playoff contention. 6. If the lockout continues into fall, Sammy's Saturday night dates with various Dolphin's cheerleaders can last well past noon on Sunday. 5. A chance for the NFL players to bond with their NBA compatriots. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted July 2, 2011 Report Share Posted July 2, 2011 Top Ten Good Points About the NFL Lockout 10. Hardly any self-glamorizing air time for Terrell Owens. 9. Gameday prices are stable ... for now. 8. Players can't complain about an 18 game schedule this coming season. 7. More time for the Cowboys' players to commit crimes and keep them out of playoff contention. 6. If the lockout continues into fall, Sammy's Saturday night dates with various Dolphin's cheerleaders can last well past noon on Sunday. 5. A chance for the NFL players to bond with their NBA compatriots. 4. All your mooching friends won't be showing up at your house empty-handed every Sunday afternoon, drinking all your beer and eating all your Doritos. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 3, 2011 Report Share Posted July 3, 2011 Top Ten Good Points About the NFL Lockout 10. Hardly any self-glamorizing air time for Terrell Owens. 9. Gameday prices are stable ... for now. 8. Players can't complain about an 18 game schedule this coming season. 7. More time for the Cowboys' players to commit crimes and keep them out of playoff contention. 6. If the lockout continues into fall, Sammy's Saturday night dates with various Dolphin's cheerleaders can last well past noon on Sunday. 5. A chance for the NFL players to bond with their NBA compatriots. 4. All your mooching friends won't be showing up at your house empty-handed every Sunday afternoon, drinking all your beer and eating all your Doritos. 3. More time to do chores around the house on the weekends. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Top Ten Good Points About the NFL Lockout 10. Hardly any self-glamorizing air time for Terrell Owens. 9. Gameday prices are stable ... for now. 8. Players can't complain about an 18 game schedule this coming season. 7. More time for the Cowboys' players to commit crimes and keep them out of playoff contention. 6. If the lockout continues into fall, Sammy's Saturday night dates with various Dolphin's cheerleaders can last well past noon on Sunday. 5. A chance for the NFL players to bond with their NBA compatriots. 4. All your mooching friends won't be showing up at your house empty-handed every Sunday afternoon, drinking all your beer and eating all your Doritos. 3. More time to do chores around the house on the weekends. 2. More European soccer and Australian rules football to enjoy! 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Top Ten Good Points About the NFL Lockout 10. Hardly any self-glamorizing air time for Terrell Owens. 9. Gameday prices are stable ... for now. 8. Players can't complain about an 18 game schedule this coming season. 7. More time for the Cowboys' players to commit crimes and keep them out of playoff contention. 6. If the lockout continues into fall, Sammy's Saturday night dates with various Dolphin's cheerleaders can last well past noon on Sunday. 5. A chance for the NFL players to bond with their NBA compatriots. 4. All your mooching friends won't be showing up at your house empty-handed every Sunday afternoon, drinking all your beer and eating all your Doritos. 3. More time to do chores around the house on the weekends. 2. More European soccer and Australian rules football to enjoy! 1. No more aggravation from official replays. No more aggravation from official replays. No more aggravation from official replays .. ________________________ Top Ten Suggestions for an 11th Commandment 10. Thou shalt not rationalize committing any of the previous ten (except for that one about the sabbath, kinda) 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Top Ten Suggestions for an 11th Commandment 10. Thou shalt not rationalize committing any of the previous ten (except for that one about the sabbath, kinda) 9. Thou shalt post online with coherence and never post after too much drink. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Top Ten Suggestions for an 11th Commandment 10. Thou shalt not rationalize committing any of the previous ten (except for that one about the sabbath, kinda) 9. Thou shalt post online with coherence and never post after too much drink. 8. Thou shalt not play with funny rocks. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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