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Top Ten Suggestions for an 11th Commandment

10. Thou shalt not rationalize committing any of the previous ten (except for that one about the sabbath, kinda)

9. Thou shalt post online with coherence and never post after too much drink.

8. Thou shalt not play with funny rocks.

7. Thou shalt not ride thy velocipede on the way designated for foot motion ;)

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Top Ten Suggestions for an 11th Commandment

10. Thou shalt not rationalize committing any of the previous ten (except for that one about the sabbath, kinda)

9. Thou shalt post online with coherence and never post after too much drink.

8. Thou shalt not play with funny rocks.

7. Thou shalt not ride thy velocipede on the way designated for foot motion

6. Thou shall not go gentle into that good night (Thanks to Dylan for the idea. God)

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Top Ten Suggestions for an 11th Commandment

10. Thou shalt not rationalize committing any of the previous ten (except for that one about the sabbath, kinda)

9. Thou shalt post online with coherence and never post after too much drink.

8. Thou shalt not play with funny rocks.

7. Thou shalt not ride thy velocipede on the way designated for foot motion

6. Thou shall not go gentle into that good night (Thanks to Dylan for the idea. God)

5. Thou shalt not watch reality TV shows.

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7. Thou shalt not ride thy velocipede on the way designated for foot motion ;)

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I am so glad you posted a photo here... I didn't feel like hauling out the Webster's. :grin:

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Top Ten Suggestions for an 11th Commandment

10. Thou shalt not rationalize committing any of the previous ten (except for that one about the sabbath, kinda)

9. Thou shalt post online with coherence and never post after too much drink.

8. Thou shalt not play with funny rocks.

7. Thou shalt not ride thy velocipede on the way designated for foot motion

6. Thou shall not go gentle into that good night (Thanks to Dylan for the idea. God)

5. Thou shalt never go to bed mad; thou shall instead stay up and fight.

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Top Ten Suggestions for an 11th Commandment

10. Thou shalt not rationalize committing any of the previous ten (except for that one about the sabbath, kinda)

9. Thou shalt post online with coherence and never post after too much drink.

8. Thou shalt not play with funny rocks.

7. Thou shalt not ride thy velocipede on the way designated for foot motion

6. Thou shall not go gentle into that good night (Thanks to Dylan for the idea. God)

5. Thou shalt never go to bed mad; thou shall instead stay up and fight.

4. Thou shalt not arouse thyself in public

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Top Ten Suggestions for an 11th Commandment

10. Thou shalt not rationalize committing any of the previous ten (except for that one about the sabbath, kinda)

9. Thou shalt post online with coherence and never post after too much drink.

8. Thou shalt not play with funny rocks.

7. Thou shalt not ride thy velocipede on the way designated for foot motion

6. Thou shall not go gentle into that good night (Thanks to Dylan for the idea. God)

5. Thou shalt never go to bed mad; thou shall instead stay up and fight.

4. Love thy neighbour (but not his wife) :blush:

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Top Ten Suggestions for an 11th Commandment

10. Thou shalt not rationalize committing any of the previous ten (except for that one about the sabbath, kinda)

9. Thou shalt post online with coherence and never post after too much drink.

8. Thou shalt not play with funny rocks.

7. Thou shalt not ride thy velocipede on the way designated for foot motion

6. Thou shall not go gentle into that good night (Thanks to Dylan for the idea. God)

5. Thou shalt never go to bed mad; thou shall instead stay up and fight.

4. Love thy neighbour (but not his wife)

3. I am the Lord thy Oprah. Thou shalt not have other Oprahs before me.

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Top Ten Suggestions for an 11th Commandment

10. Thou shalt not rationalize committing any of the previous ten (except for that one about the sabbath, kinda)

9. Thou shalt post online with coherence and never post after too much drink.

8. Thou shalt not play with funny rocks.

7. Thou shalt not ride thy velocipede on the way designated for foot motion

6. Thou shall not go gentle into that good night (Thanks to Dylan for the idea. God)

5. Thou shalt not watch reality TV shows.

4. Thou shalt never go to bed mad; thou shall instead stay up and fight.

3. Love thy neighbour (but not his wife)

2. I am the Lord thy Oprah. Thou shalt not have other Oprahs before me.

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(just in to tidy up the bedroom ...)

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10. Thou shalt not rationalize committing any of the previous ten (except for that one about the sabbath, kinda)

9. Thou shalt post online with coherence and never post after too much drink.

8. Thou shalt not play with funny rocks.

7. Thou shalt not ride thy velocipede on the way designated for foot motion

6. Thou shall not go gentle into that good night (Thanks to Dylan for the idea. God)

5. Thou shalt not watch reality TV shows.

4. Thou shalt never go to bed mad; thou shall instead stay up and fight.

3. Love thy neighbour (but not his wife)

2. I am the Lord thy Oprah. Thou shalt not have other Oprahs before me.

1. Thou shalt party like it's 1999 every night.

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Top ten reasons why Michael Bay is the greatest director of all time.

10. He makes things go "BOOM!!"

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Top ten reasons why Michael Bay is the greatest director of all time.

10. He makes things go "BOOM!!"

9. Name any other director ..... they suck!

8. He might have learned from past masters of his craft.

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Top ten reasons why Michael Bay is the greatest director of all time.

10. He makes things go "BOOM!!"

9. Name any other director ..... they suck!

8. He might have learned from past masters of his craft.

7. In today's age, the movie making budgets are bigger.

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Top ten reasons why Michael Bay is the greatest director of all time.

10. He makes things go "BOOM!!"

9. Name any other director ..... they suck!

8. He might have learned from past masters of his craft.

7. In today's age, the movie making budgets are bigger.

6. Because Ed Wood died at such a young age.

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Top ten reasons why Michael Bay is the greatest director of all time.

10. He makes things go "BOOM!!"

9. Name any other director ..... they suck!

8. He might have learned from past masters of his craft.

7. In today's age, the movie making budgets are bigger.

6. Because Ed Wood died at such a young age.

5. He fired Megan Fox.

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Top ten reasons why Michael Bay is the greatest director of all time.

10. He makes things go "BOOM!!"

9. Name any other director ..... they suck!

8. He might have learned from past masters of his craft.

7. In today's age, the movie making budgets are bigger.

6. Because Ed Wood died at such a young age.

5. He fired Megan Fox.

4. He's on the verge of getting an academy award for his direction of special effects.

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Top ten reasons why Michael Bay is the greatest director of all time.

10. He makes things go "BOOM!!"

9. Name any other director ..... they suck!

8. He might have learned from past masters of his craft.

7. In today's age, the movie making budgets are bigger.

6. Because Ed Wood died at such a young age.

5. He fired Megan Fox.

4. He's on the verge of getting an academy award for his direction of special effects.

3. Only dumbed-down high-grossing movies are respected any more.

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Top ten reasons why Michael Bay is the greatest director of all time.

10. He makes things go "BOOM!!"

9. Name any other director ..... they suck!

8. He might have learned from past masters of his craft.

7. In today's age, the movie making budgets are bigger.

6. Because Ed Wood died at such a young age.

5. He fired Megan Fox.

4. He's on the verge of getting an academy award for his direction of special effects.

3. Only dumbed-down high-grossing movies are respected any more.

2. For casting Tea Leoni as witness, Julie Mott in Bad Boys. :googly: :googly:

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Top ten reasons why Michael Bay is the greatest director of all time.

10. He makes things go "BOOM!!"

9. Name any other director ..... they suck!

8. He might have learned from past masters of his craft.

7. In today's age, the movie making budgets are bigger.

6. Because Ed Wood died at such a young age.

5. He fired Megan Fox.

4. He's on the verge of getting an academy award for his direction of special effects.

3. Only dumbed-down high-grossing movies are respected any more.

2. For casting Tea Leoni as witness, Julie Mott in Bad Boys.

1. He has a fanatical fanbase.

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Top Ten Reasons why the NFL lockout will end before the NBA lockout.

10. There's plenty more Prima donna's in the NBA.

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Top Ten Reasons why the NFL lockout will end before the NBA lockout.

10. There's plenty more Prima donna's in the NBA.

9. They're both not willing to lose ratings to soccer!

8. In the NFL there's $ 9 billion in the pot, plenty for players and owners.

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Top Ten Reasons why the NFL lockout will end before the NBA lockout.

10. There's plenty more Prima donna's in the NBA.

9. They're both not willing to lose ratings to soccer!

8. In the NFL there's $ 9 billion in the pot, plenty for players and owners.

7. Tougher sledding according to NBA owners, with only a mere $3 or 4 billion, yada, yada, yada.

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Top Ten Reasons why the NFL lockout will end before the NBA lockout.

10. There's plenty more Prima donna's in the NBA.

9. They're both not willing to lose ratings to soccer!

8. In the NFL there's $ 9 billion in the pot, plenty for players and owners.

7. Tougher sledding according to NBA owners, with only a mere $3 or 4 billion, yada, yada, yada.

6. Over half the players will get arrested for steroids or gun possession, thus ending the season.

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