Otokichi Posted July 25, 2011 Report Posted July 25, 2011 Top Ten Dangerous Jumps Evel Knievel Never Made 10. Rosanne Barr 9. Into Politics 8. From insane to sane 7. Bail 6. Pamela Anderson's hOOters 5. Shark 4. Oddly, he never bungee jumped ... wuss! 3. Into the cockpit of any "X" plane 2. 1.
Zabadak Posted July 26, 2011 Report Posted July 26, 2011 10. Rosanne Barr 9. Into Politics 8. From insane to sane 7. Bail 6. Pamela Anderson's hOOters 5. Shark 4. Oddly, he never bungee jumped ... wuss! 3. Into the cockpit of any "X" plane 2. To The Beat 1.
Steel2Velvet Posted July 26, 2011 Report Posted July 26, 2011 Top Ten Dangerous Jumps Evel Knievel Never Made 10. Rosanne Barr 9. Into Politics 8. From insane to sane 7. Bail 6. Pamela Anderson's hOOters 5. Shark 4. Oddly, he never bungee jumped ... wuss! 3. Into the cockpit of any "X" plane 2. To the beat 1. Light Speed ____________________ Top Ten Little Known Perks In The New NFL Players Contract 10. No more hairy guy trainers. All post-game massages must be performed by Swedish or Japanese chicks. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
bluesboy Posted July 26, 2011 Report Posted July 26, 2011 Top Ten Little Known Perks In The New NFL Players Contract 10. No more hairy guy trainers. All post-game massages must be performed by Swedish or Japanese chicks. 9. The right to circulate among teammates, a proven foolproof mask for their random drug samples. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted July 27, 2011 Author Report Posted July 27, 2011 Top Ten Little Known Perks In The New NFL Players Contract 10. No more hairy guy trainers. All post-game massages must be performed by Swedish or Japanese chicks. 9. The right to circulate among teammates, a proven foolproof mask for their random drug samples. 8. No more fat cheerleaders. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Brad_M Posted July 28, 2011 Report Posted July 28, 2011 Top Ten Little Known Perks In The New NFL Players Contract 10. No more hairy guy trainers. All post-game massages must be performed by Swedish or Japanese chicks. 9. The right to circulate among teammates, a proven foolproof mask for their random drug samples. 8. No more fat cheerleaders. 7. Free nachos and beer after the game. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
bluesboy Posted July 28, 2011 Report Posted July 28, 2011 Top Ten Little Known Perks In The New NFL Players Contract 10. No more hairy guy trainers. All post-game massages must be performed by Swedish or Japanese chicks. 9. The right to circulate among teammates, a proven foolproof mask for their random drug samples. 8. No more fat cheerleaders. 7. Free nachos and beer after the game. 6. One 'Get Out of Jail Free' card per year, per player for victimless crimes. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
cyberjudge Posted July 29, 2011 Report Posted July 29, 2011 Top Ten Little Known Perks In The New NFL Players Contract 10. No more hairy guy trainers. All post-game massages must be performed by Swedish or Japanese chicks. 9. The right to circulate among teammates, a proven foolproof mask for their random drug samples. 8. No more fat cheerleaders. 7. Free nachos and beer after the game. 6. One 'Get Out of Jail Free' card per year, per player for victimless crimes. 5. D linemen get to throw Bludgers at QB's, who can apparate to avoid sacks. 4. 3. 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted July 29, 2011 Report Posted July 29, 2011 Top Ten Little Known Perks In The New NFL Players Contract 10. No more hairy guy trainers. All post-game massages must be performed by Swedish or Japanese chicks. 9. The right to circulate among teammates, a proven foolproof mask for their random drug samples. 8. No more fat cheerleaders. 7. Free nachos and beer after the game. 6. One 'Get Out of Jail Free' card per year, per player for victimless crimes. 5. D linemen get to throw Bludgers at QB's, who can apparate to avoid sacks. 4. Steroids on the downlow 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted July 29, 2011 Author Report Posted July 29, 2011 Top Ten Little Known Perks In The New NFL Players Contract 10. No more hairy guy trainers. All post-game massages must be performed by Swedish or Japanese chicks. 9. The right to circulate among teammates, a proven foolproof mask for their random drug samples. 8. No more fat cheerleaders. 7. Free nachos and beer after the game. 6. One 'Get Out of Jail Free' card per year, per player for victimless crimes. 5. D linemen get to throw Bludgers at QB's, who can apparate to avoid sacks. 4. Steroids on the downlow 3. No more mandatory community service with those damn annoying underprivileged kids! 2. 1.
Brad_M Posted July 30, 2011 Report Posted July 30, 2011 Top Ten Little Known Perks In The New NFL Players Contract 10. No more hairy guy trainers. All post-game massages must be performed by Swedish or Japanese chicks. 9. The right to circulate among teammates, a proven foolproof mask for their random drug samples. 8. No more fat cheerleaders. 7. Free nachos and beer after the game. 6. One 'Get Out of Jail Free' card per year, per player for victimless crimes. 5. D linemen get to throw Bludgers at QB's, who can apparate to avoid sacks. 4. Steroids on the downlow 3. No more mandatory community service with those damn annoying underprivileged kids! 2. Each player receives a personal visit from Mama with a bowl of Campbell's Chunky soup. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted August 1, 2011 Author Report Posted August 1, 2011 Top Ten Little Known Perks In The New NFL Players Contract 10. No more hairy guy trainers. All post-game massages must be performed by Swedish or Japanese chicks. 9. The right to circulate among teammates, a proven foolproof mask for their random drug samples. 8. No more fat cheerleaders. 7. Free nachos and beer after the game. 6. One 'Get Out of Jail Free' card per year, per player for victimless crimes. 5. D linemen get to throw Bludgers at QB's, who can apparate to avoid sacks. 4. Steroids on the downlow 3. No more mandatory community service with those damn annoying underprivileged kids! 2. Each player receives a personal visit from Mama with a bowl of Campbell's Chunky soup. 1. Everyone receives a free framed, sofa-size photograph of Brett Favre's junk! ================================================= Top Ten Biggest Surprises of 2011 10. Wayne Brady is still on TV. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Brad_M Posted August 2, 2011 Report Posted August 2, 2011 Top Ten Biggest Surprises of 2011 10. Wayne Brady is still on TV. 9. Britney Spears was allowed to become pregnant again. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted August 2, 2011 Author Report Posted August 2, 2011 Top Ten Biggest Surprises of 2011 10. Wayne Brady is still on TV. 9. Britney Spears was allowed to become pregnant again. 8. Pia Zadora is touring again. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Steel2Velvet Posted August 2, 2011 Report Posted August 2, 2011 Top Ten Biggest Surprises of 2011 10. Wayne Brady is still on TV. 9. Britney Spears was allowed to become pregnant again. 8. Pia Zadora is touring again. 7. Ryan Seacrest traded to Drag Race for a first round draft pick. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Brad_M Posted August 3, 2011 Report Posted August 3, 2011 Top Ten Biggest Surprises of 2011 10. Wayne Brady is still on TV. 9. Britney Spears was allowed to become pregnant again. 8. Pia Zadora is touring again. 7. Ryan Seacrest traded to Drag Race for a first round draft pick. 6. Lindsay Lohan gets time off for good behavior. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted August 3, 2011 Report Posted August 3, 2011 Top Ten Biggest Surprises of 2011 10. Wayne Brady is still on TV. 9. Britney Spears was allowed to become pregnant again. 8. Pia Zadora is touring again. 7. Ryan Seacrest traded to Drag Race for a first round draft pick. 6. Lindsay Lohan gets time off for good behavior. 5. Packers winning every playoff game and the Super Bowl as the bottom seed. 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted August 3, 2011 Author Report Posted August 3, 2011 Top Ten Biggest Surprises of 2011 10. Wayne Brady is still on TV. 9. Britney Spears was allowed to become pregnant again. 8. Pia Zadora is touring again. 7. Ryan Seacrest traded to Drag Race for a first round draft pick. 6. Lindsay Lohan gets time off for good behavior. 5. Packers winning every playoff game and the Super Bowl as the bottom seed. 4. Cee Lo Green 3. 2. 1.
Steel2Velvet Posted August 3, 2011 Report Posted August 3, 2011 Top Ten Biggest Surprises of 2011 10. Wayne Brady is still on TV. 9. Britney Spears was allowed to become pregnant again. 8. Pia Zadora is touring again. 7. Ryan Seacrest traded to Drag Race for a first round draft pick. 6. Lindsay Lohan gets time off for good behavior. 5. Packers winning every playoff game and the Super Bowl as the bottom seed. 4. Cee Lo Green 3. That anyone gets surprised by anything anymore .. 2. 1.
Brad_M Posted August 3, 2011 Report Posted August 3, 2011 Top Ten Biggest Surprises of 2011 10. Wayne Brady is still on TV. 9. Britney Spears was allowed to become pregnant again. 8. Pia Zadora is touring again. 7. Ryan Seacrest traded to Drag Race for a first round draft pick. 6. Lindsay Lohan gets time off for good behavior. 5. Packers winning every playoff game and the Super Bowl as the bottom seed. 4. Cee Lo Green 3. That anyone gets surprised by anything anymore .. 2. D**k In A Box 1.
Steel2Velvet Posted August 4, 2011 Report Posted August 4, 2011 Top Ten Biggest Surprises of 2011 10. Wayne Brady is still on TV. 9. Britney Spears was allowed to become pregnant again. 8. Pia Zadora is touring again. 7. Ryan Seacrest traded to Drag Race for a first round draft pick. 6. Lindsay Lohan gets time off for good behavior. 5. Packers winning every playoff game and the Super Bowl as the bottom seed. 4. Cee Lo Green 3. That anyone gets surprised by anything anymore .. 2. D**k In A Box 1. There's been a year's worth of screw ups in only 7 months! _______________________ Top Ten Recipes That DIDN'T Make this year's Betty Crocker Cook-Off 10. Boston Baked Squid Cakes 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Brad_M Posted August 4, 2011 Report Posted August 4, 2011 Top Ten Recipes That DIDN'T Make this year's Betty Crocker Cook-Off 10. Boston Baked Squid Cakes 9. Sardine Upside-Down Cake 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
bazooka Posted August 4, 2011 Report Posted August 4, 2011 Top Ten Recipes That DIDN'T Make this year's Betty Crocker Cook-Off 10. Boston Baked Squid Cakes 9. Sardine Upside-Down Cake 8. Buffalo Chip Brownies 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Shawna Posted August 4, 2011 Report Posted August 4, 2011 Top Ten Recipes That DIDN'T Make this year's Betty Crocker Cook-Off 10. Boston Baked Squid Cakes 9. Sardine Upside-Down Cake 8. Buffalo Chip Brownies 7. Road Apple Cobbler 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
bazooka Posted August 4, 2011 Report Posted August 4, 2011 Top Ten Recipes That DIDN'T Make this year's Betty Crocker Cook-Off 10. Boston Baked Squid Cakes 9. Sardine Upside-Down Cake 8. Buffalo Chip Brownies 7. Road Apple Cobbler 6. Stray Cat au gratin 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
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