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Top Ten Things heard at the St. Patrick's Day parade.

10. Is that green beer or Ireland tap water?

9. This is so Gaelic.

8. *!@**#' Americans! *!@**#' Englishmen! *!@**#' green beer! *!@8*, *!@*, *!@*, *!@*, *!@*!!!

7. Wait, hold my beer, and watch this....

6. Like to see my Leprechaun?

5. I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS DRUNK SINCE THE LAST ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE!! NO, WAIT....YESTERDAY!

4. I think I stepped on a leprechaun.

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Top Ten Things heard at the St. Patrick's Day parade.

10. Is that green beer or Ireland tap water?

9. This is so Gaelic.

8. *!@**#' Americans! *!@**#' Englishmen! *!@**#' green beer! *!@8*, *!@*, *!@*, *!@*, *!@*!!!

7. Wait, hold my beer, and watch this....

6. Like to see my Leprechaun?

5. I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS DRUNK SINCE THE LAST ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE!! NO, WAIT....YESTERDAY!

4. I think I stepped on a leprechaun.

3. Dropkick Murphys as a marching/fighting band...priceless!

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Top Ten Things heard at the St. Patrick's Day parade.

10. Is that green beer or Ireland tap water?

9. This is so Gaelic.

8. *!@**#' Americans! *!@**#' Englishmen! *!@**#' green beer! *!@8*, *!@*, *!@*, *!@*, *!@*!!!

7. Wait, hold my beer, and watch this....

6. Like to see my Leprechaun?

5. I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS DRUNK SINCE THE LAST ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE!! NO, WAIT....YESTERDAY!

4. I think I stepped on a leprechaun.

3. Dropkick Murphys as a marching/fighting band...priceless!

2. I rish I had more beers.

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10. Is that green beer or Ireland tap water?

9. This is so Gaelic.

8. *!@**#' Americans! *!@**#' Englishmen! *!@**#' green beer! *!@8*, *!@*, *!@*, *!@*, *!@*!!!

7. Wait, hold my beer, and watch this....

6. Like to see my Leprechaun?

5. I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS DRUNK SINCE THE LAST ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE!! NO, WAIT....YESTERDAY!

4. I think I stepped on a leprechaun.

3. Dropkick Murphys as a marching/fighting band...priceless!

2. I rish I had more beers.

1. Keep your hands off my Lucky Charms.

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Top Ten reasons Donald Trump should be our next President.

10. He would fire the entire Congress.

9. Ivanka, as Secretary of Commerce, would get the economy sizzling!

8. There would be an additional Easter Egg hunt on the white house grounds just for adults and jelly beans inside would be replaced with casino chips. :happybanana:

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Top Ten reasons Donald Trump should be our next President.

10. He would fire the entire Congress.

9. Ivanka, as Secretary of Commerce, would get the economy sizzling!

8. There would be an additional Easter Egg hunt on the white house grounds just for adults and jelly beans inside would be replaced with casino chips.

7. He will emphasize relentlessly that everything he does is "Fantastic".

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Top Ten reasons Donald Trump should be our next President.

10. He would fire the entire Congress.

9. Ivanka, as Secretary of Commerce, would get the economy sizzling!

8. There would be an additional Easter Egg hunt on the white house grounds just for adults and jelly beans inside would be replaced with casino chips.

7. He will emphasize relentlessly that everything he does is "Fantastic".

6. He would inspire the next hair fashion craze.

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Top Ten reasons Donald Trump should be our next President.

10. He would fire the entire Congress.

9. Ivanka, as Secretary of Commerce, would get the economy sizzling!

8. There would be an additional Easter Egg hunt on the white house grounds just for adults and jelly beans inside would be replaced with casino chips.

7. He will emphasize relentlessly that everything he does is "Fantastic".

6. He would inspire the next hair fashion craze.

5. A flood of activity in the job market for out-of-work snipers.

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Top Ten reasons Donald Trump should be our next President.

10. He would fire the entire Congress.

9. Ivanka, as Secretary of Commerce, would get the economy sizzling!

8. There would be an additional Easter Egg hunt on the white house grounds just for adults and jelly beans inside would be replaced with casino chips.

7. He will emphasize relentlessly that everything he does is "Fantastic".

6. He would inspire the next hair fashion craze.

5. A flood of activity in the job market for out-of-work snipers.

4. The White House would look awesome with huge, flashing neon lights on the roof that spell TRUMP.

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Top Ten reasons Donald Trump should be our next President.

10. He would fire the entire Congress.

9. Ivanka, as Secretary of Commerce, would get the economy sizzling!

8. There would be an additional Easter Egg hunt on the white house grounds just for adults and jelly beans inside would be replaced with casino chips.

7. He will emphasize relentlessly that everything he does is "Fantastic".

6. He would inspire the next hair fashion craze.

5. A flood of activity in the job market for out-of-work snipers.

4. The White House would look awesome with huge, flashing neon lights on the roof that spell TRUMP.

3. The White House lawn would look awesome with huge, lovely hooters in a neon bathing suit that scream IVANKA. :googly: :googly:

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Top Ten reasons Donald Trump should be our next President.

10. He would fire the entire Congress.

9. Ivanka, as Secretary of Commerce, would get the economy sizzling!

8. There would be an additional Easter Egg hunt on the white house grounds just for adults and jelly beans inside would be replaced with casino chips.

7. He will emphasize relentlessly that everything he does is "Fantastic".

6. He would inspire the next hair fashion craze.

5. A flood of activity in the job market for out-of-work snipers.

4. The White House would look awesome with huge, flashing neon lights on the roof that spell TRUMP.

3. The White House lawn would look awesome with huge, lovely hooters in a neon bathing suit that scream IVANKA. :googly: :googly:

2. America could use a Baron in the White House.

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Top Ten reasons Donald Trump should be our next President.

10. He would fire the entire Congress.

9. Ivanka, as Secretary of Commerce, would get the economy sizzling!

8. There would be an additional Easter Egg hunt on the white house grounds just for adults and jelly beans inside would be replaced with casino chips.

7. He will emphasize relentlessly that everything he does is "Fantastic".

6. He would inspire the next hair fashion craze.

5. A flood of activity in the job market for out-of-work snipers.

4. The White House would look awesome with huge, flashing neon lights on the roof that spell TRUMP.

3. The White House lawn would look awesome with huge, lovely hooters in a neon bathing suit that scream IVANKA.

2. America could use a Baron in the White House.

1. Guaranteed Omarosa-Care

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Top Ten Unimaginable Song Covers

10. Emerson, Lake & Palmer play "Louie Louie".

9. Susan Boyle sings "My Name Is Not Susan"

8. 101 Strings perform "Back in Black"

7. AC/DC covers The Association's "Cherish"

6. Jerry Lee Lewis destroys "Linus and Lucy"

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That's gotta be a record for time spent on the crapper. Somebody call Guinness. :grin:

Not even close! My trips to the sh*tter AVERAGE four to five days! I once read the entire Encyclopedia Britannica...twice...AND wrote the great American novel during one especially long dump. The novel didn't get published, but the knowledge I gained will last a lifetime!

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Top Ten Unimaginable Song Covers

10. Emerson, Lake & Palmer play "Louie Louie".

9. Susan Boyle sings "My Name Is Not Susan"

8. 101 Strings perform "Back in Black"

7. AC/DC covers The Association's "Cherish"

6. Jerry Lee Lewis destroys "Linus and Lucy"

5. GWAR sings "Rock-A-Bye Baby"

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Top Ten Unimaginable Song Covers

10. Emerson, Lake & Palmer play "Louie Louie".

9. Susan Boyle sings "My Name Is Not Susan"

8. 101 Strings perform "Back in Black"

7. AC/DC covers The Association's "Cherish"

6. Jerry Lee Lewis destroys "Linus and Lucy"

5. GWAR sings "Rock-A-Bye Baby"

4. Barry Manilow sings Arthur Brown's "Fire".

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