Brad_M Posted March 15, 2011 Report Share Posted March 15, 2011 Top Ten Things heard at the St. Patrick's Day parade. 10. Is that green beer or Ireland tap water? 9. This is so Gaelic. 8. *!@**#' Americans! *!@**#' Englishmen! *!@**#' green beer! *!@8*, *!@*, *!@*, *!@*, *!@* 7. Wait, hold my beer, and watch this.... 6. Like to see my Leprechaun? 5. I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS DRUNK SINCE THE LAST ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE!! NO, WAIT....YESTERDAY! 4. I think I stepped on a leprechaun. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 Top Ten Things heard at the St. Patrick's Day parade. 10. Is that green beer or Ireland tap water? 9. This is so Gaelic. 8. *!@**#' Americans! *!@**#' Englishmen! *!@**#' green beer! *!@8*, *!@*, *!@*, *!@*, *!@* 7. Wait, hold my beer, and watch this.... 6. Like to see my Leprechaun? 5. I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS DRUNK SINCE THE LAST ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE!! NO, WAIT....YESTERDAY! 4. I think I stepped on a leprechaun. 3. Dropkick Murphys as a marching/fighting band...priceless! 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted March 16, 2011 Report Share Posted March 16, 2011 Top Ten Things heard at the St. Patrick's Day parade. 10. Is that green beer or Ireland tap water? 9. This is so Gaelic. 8. *!@**#' Americans! *!@**#' Englishmen! *!@**#' green beer! *!@8*, *!@*, *!@*, *!@*, *!@* 7. Wait, hold my beer, and watch this.... 6. Like to see my Leprechaun? 5. I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS DRUNK SINCE THE LAST ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE!! NO, WAIT....YESTERDAY! 4. I think I stepped on a leprechaun. 3. Dropkick Murphys as a marching/fighting band...priceless! 2. I rish I had more beers. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 10. Is that green beer or Ireland tap water? 9. This is so Gaelic. 8. *!@**#' Americans! *!@**#' Englishmen! *!@**#' green beer! *!@8*, *!@*, *!@*, *!@*, *!@* 7. Wait, hold my beer, and watch this.... 6. Like to see my Leprechaun? 5. I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS DRUNK SINCE THE LAST ST. PATRICK'S DAY PARADE!! NO, WAIT....YESTERDAY! 4. I think I stepped on a leprechaun. 3. Dropkick Murphys as a marching/fighting band...priceless! 2. I rish I had more beers. 1. Keep your hands off my Lucky Charms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 Top Ten reasons Donald Trump should be our next President. 10. He would fire the entire Congress. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted March 18, 2011 Report Share Posted March 18, 2011 Top Ten reasons Donald Trump should be our next President. 10. He would fire the entire Congress. 9. Ivanka, as Secretary of Commerce, would get the economy sizzling! 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted March 19, 2011 Report Share Posted March 19, 2011 Top Ten reasons Donald Trump should be our next President. 10. He would fire the entire Congress. 9. Ivanka, as Secretary of Commerce, would get the economy sizzling! 8. There would be an additional Easter Egg hunt on the white house grounds just for adults and jelly beans inside would be replaced with casino chips. :happybanana: 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted March 19, 2011 Report Share Posted March 19, 2011 Top Ten reasons Donald Trump should be our next President. 10. He would fire the entire Congress. 9. Ivanka, as Secretary of Commerce, would get the economy sizzling! 8. There would be an additional Easter Egg hunt on the white house grounds just for adults and jelly beans inside would be replaced with casino chips. 7. He will emphasize relentlessly that everything he does is "Fantastic". 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted March 19, 2011 Report Share Posted March 19, 2011 Top Ten reasons Donald Trump should be our next President. 10. He would fire the entire Congress. 9. Ivanka, as Secretary of Commerce, would get the economy sizzling! 8. There would be an additional Easter Egg hunt on the white house grounds just for adults and jelly beans inside would be replaced with casino chips. 7. He will emphasize relentlessly that everything he does is "Fantastic". 6. He would inspire the next hair fashion craze. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2011 Top Ten reasons Donald Trump should be our next President. 10. He would fire the entire Congress. 9. Ivanka, as Secretary of Commerce, would get the economy sizzling! 8. There would be an additional Easter Egg hunt on the white house grounds just for adults and jelly beans inside would be replaced with casino chips. 7. He will emphasize relentlessly that everything he does is "Fantastic". 6. He would inspire the next hair fashion craze. 5. A flood of activity in the job market for out-of-work snipers. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted March 21, 2011 Report Share Posted March 21, 2011 Top Ten reasons Donald Trump should be our next President. 5. A flood of activity in the job market for out-of-work snipers. Whoa .... karma and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2011 Top Ten reasons Donald Trump should be our next President. 10. He would fire the entire Congress. 9. Ivanka, as Secretary of Commerce, would get the economy sizzling! 8. There would be an additional Easter Egg hunt on the white house grounds just for adults and jelly beans inside would be replaced with casino chips. 7. He will emphasize relentlessly that everything he does is "Fantastic". 6. He would inspire the next hair fashion craze. 5. A flood of activity in the job market for out-of-work snipers. 4. The White House would look awesome with huge, flashing neon lights on the roof that spell TRUMP. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted March 23, 2011 Report Share Posted March 23, 2011 Top Ten reasons Donald Trump should be our next President. 10. He would fire the entire Congress. 9. Ivanka, as Secretary of Commerce, would get the economy sizzling! 8. There would be an additional Easter Egg hunt on the white house grounds just for adults and jelly beans inside would be replaced with casino chips. 7. He will emphasize relentlessly that everything he does is "Fantastic". 6. He would inspire the next hair fashion craze. 5. A flood of activity in the job market for out-of-work snipers. 4. The White House would look awesome with huge, flashing neon lights on the roof that spell TRUMP. 3. The White House lawn would look awesome with huge, lovely hooters in a neon bathing suit that scream IVANKA. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted March 24, 2011 Report Share Posted March 24, 2011 Top Ten reasons Donald Trump should be our next President. 10. He would fire the entire Congress. 9. Ivanka, as Secretary of Commerce, would get the economy sizzling! 8. There would be an additional Easter Egg hunt on the white house grounds just for adults and jelly beans inside would be replaced with casino chips. 7. He will emphasize relentlessly that everything he does is "Fantastic". 6. He would inspire the next hair fashion craze. 5. A flood of activity in the job market for out-of-work snipers. 4. The White House would look awesome with huge, flashing neon lights on the roof that spell TRUMP. 3. The White House lawn would look awesome with huge, lovely hooters in a neon bathing suit that scream IVANKA. 2. America could use a Baron in the White House. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted March 25, 2011 Report Share Posted March 25, 2011 Top Ten reasons Donald Trump should be our next President. 10. He would fire the entire Congress. 9. Ivanka, as Secretary of Commerce, would get the economy sizzling! 8. There would be an additional Easter Egg hunt on the white house grounds just for adults and jelly beans inside would be replaced with casino chips. 7. He will emphasize relentlessly that everything he does is "Fantastic". 6. He would inspire the next hair fashion craze. 5. A flood of activity in the job market for out-of-work snipers. 4. The White House would look awesome with huge, flashing neon lights on the roof that spell TRUMP. 3. The White House lawn would look awesome with huge, lovely hooters in a neon bathing suit that scream IVANKA. 2. America could use a Baron in the White House. 1. Guaranteed Omarosa-Care ------ Duty calls. I'll be back with a new list soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 Duty calls. I'll be back with a new list soon. That's gotta be a record for time spent on the crapper. Somebody call Guinness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted March 26, 2011 Report Share Posted March 26, 2011 That's gotta be a record for time spent on the crapper. Somebody call Guinness. Maybe Guinness is what kept him on the crapper for so long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted March 27, 2011 Report Share Posted March 27, 2011 Jeez, welcome to the fifth grade, guys ! ------ Top Ten Unimaginable Song Covers 10. Emerson, Lake & Palmer play "Louie Louie". 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 Top Ten Unimaginable Song Covers 10. Emerson, Lake & Palmer play "Louie Louie". 9. Susan Boyle sings "My Name Is Not Susan" 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted March 28, 2011 Report Share Posted March 28, 2011 Top Ten Unimaginable Song Covers 10. Emerson, Lake & Palmer play "Louie Louie". 9. Susan Boyle sings "My Name Is Not Susan" 8. 101 Strings perform "Back in Black" 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Top Ten Unimaginable Song Covers 10. Emerson, Lake & Palmer play "Louie Louie". 9. Susan Boyle sings "My Name Is Not Susan" 8. 101 Strings perform "Back in Black" 7. AC/DC covers The Association's "Cherish" 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Top Ten Unimaginable Song Covers 10. Emerson, Lake & Palmer play "Louie Louie". 9. Susan Boyle sings "My Name Is Not Susan" 8. 101 Strings perform "Back in Black" 7. AC/DC covers The Association's "Cherish" 6. Jerry Lee Lewis destroys "Linus and Lucy" 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 That's gotta be a record for time spent on the crapper. Somebody call Guinness. Not even close! My trips to the sh*tter AVERAGE four to five days! I once read the entire Encyclopedia Britannica...twice...AND wrote the great American novel during one especially long dump. The novel didn't get published, but the knowledge I gained will last a lifetime! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Top Ten Unimaginable Song Covers 10. Emerson, Lake & Palmer play "Louie Louie". 9. Susan Boyle sings "My Name Is Not Susan" 8. 101 Strings perform "Back in Black" 7. AC/DC covers The Association's "Cherish" 6. Jerry Lee Lewis destroys "Linus and Lucy" 5. GWAR sings "Rock-A-Bye Baby" 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted March 29, 2011 Report Share Posted March 29, 2011 Top Ten Unimaginable Song Covers 10. Emerson, Lake & Palmer play "Louie Louie". 9. Susan Boyle sings "My Name Is Not Susan" 8. 101 Strings perform "Back in Black" 7. AC/DC covers The Association's "Cherish" 6. Jerry Lee Lewis destroys "Linus and Lucy" 5. GWAR sings "Rock-A-Bye Baby" 4. Barry Manilow sings Arthur Brown's "Fire". 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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