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Top ten signs to look for when you think your better-half might be cheating. . .

10. Your dog looks embarrassed when you say, "Come, now!!!"

9. There's a mail truck in your driveway....and it's Sunday.

8. They ask for the taxi-cab driver's phone and credit card number.

7. You lose every time when you play strip poker.

6. He doesn't notice you've been on vacation without him for two weeks.

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Top ten signs to look for when you think your better-half might be cheating. . .

10. Your dog looks embarrassed when you say, "Come, now!!!"

9. There's a mail truck in your driveway....and it's Sunday.

8. They ask for the taxi-cab driver's phone and credit card number.

7. You lose every time when you play strip poker.

6. He doesn't notice you've been on vacation without him for two weeks.

5. When Johnnie Taylor's Who's Making Love is on the radio, remarks "They're playing our song!"

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Top ten signs to look for when you think your better-half might be cheating. . .

10. Your dog looks embarrassed when you say, "Come, now!!!"

9. There's a mail truck in your driveway....and it's Sunday.

8. They ask for the taxi-cab driver's phone and credit card number.

7. You lose every time when you play strip poker.

6. He doesn't notice you've been on vacation without him for two weeks.

5. When Johnnie Taylor's Who's Making Love is on the radio, remarks "They're playing our song!"

4. Then you should have said I'm a happily married woman.

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Top ten signs to look for when you think your better-half might be cheating. . .

10. Your dog looks embarrassed when you say, "Come, now!!!"

9. There's a mail truck in your driveway....and it's Sunday.

8. They ask for the taxi-cab driver's phone and credit card number.

7. You lose every time when you play strip poker.

6. He doesn't notice you've been on vacation without him for two weeks.

5. When Johnnie Taylor's Who's Making Love is on the radio, remarks "They're playing our song!"

4. Then you should have said I'm a happily married woman.

3. She has a drawer full of antibiotics and condoms in various sizes, colors and textures.

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Top ten signs to look for when you think your better-half might be cheating. . .

10. Your dog looks embarrassed when you say, "Come, now!!!"

9. There's a mail truck in your driveway....and it's Sunday.

8. They ask for the taxi-cab driver's phone and credit card number.

7. You lose every time when you play strip poker.

6. He doesn't notice you've been on vacation without him for two weeks.

5. When Johnnie Taylor's Who's Making Love is on the radio, remarks "They're playing our song!"

4. Then you should have said I'm a happily married woman.

3. She has a drawer full of antibiotics and condoms in various sizes, colors and textures.

2. When she says, "I'm no longer better."

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Top ten signs to look for when you think your better-half might be cheating. . .

10. Your dog looks embarrassed when you say, "Come, now!!!"

9. There's a mail truck in your driveway....and it's Sunday.

8. They ask for the taxi-cab driver's phone and credit card number.

7. You lose every time when you play strip poker.

6. He doesn't notice you've been on vacation without him for two weeks.

5. When Johnnie Taylor's Who's Making Love is on the radio, remarks "They're playing our song!"

4. Then you should have said I'm a happily married woman.

3. She has a drawer full of antibiotics and condoms in various sizes, colors and textures.

2. When she says, "I'm no longer better."

1. The bed sheets smell eerily like Drakkar Noire

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Top Ten Ways War Could Be Made More Palatable

10. Make Hasbro and Marx the main arms suppliers.

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Top Ten Ways War Could Be Made More Palatable

10. Make Hasbro and Marx the main arms suppliers.

9. Cheerleaders for both sides.

8. Virtual armies controlled via weblink from the comfort of your own living room

7. War --> palatable: have no place in the same sentence.

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Top Ten Ways War Could Be Made More Palatable

10. Make Hasbro and Marx the main arms suppliers.

9. Cheerleaders for both sides.

8. Virtual armies controlled via weblink from the comfort of your own living room

7. War --> palatable: have no place in the same sentence.

6. Paintball and Bikinis.

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Top Ten Ways War Could Be Made More Palatable

10. Make Hasbro and Marx the main arms suppliers.

9. Cheerleaders for both sides.

8. Virtual armies controlled via weblink from the comfort of your own living room

7. War --> palatable: have no place in the same sentence.

6. Paintball and Bikinis.

5. Put down the weapons and put on the boxing gloves.

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Top Ten Ways War Could Be Made More Palatable

10. Make Hasbro and Marx the main arms suppliers.

9. Cheerleaders for both sides.

8. Virtual armies controlled via weblink from the comfort of your own living room

7. War --> palatable: have no place in the same sentence.

6. Paintball and Bikinis.

5. Put down the weapons and put on the boxing gloves.

4. Dance off!

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Top Ten Ways War Could Be Made More Palatable

10. Make Hasbro and Marx the main arms suppliers.

9. Cheerleaders for both sides.

8. Virtual armies controlled via weblink from the comfort of your own living room

7. War --> palatable: have no place in the same sentence.

6. Paintball and Bikinis.

5. Put down the weapons and put on the boxing gloves.

4. Dance off!

3. Cage Match: George Bush versus Osama Ben Laden - 2 out of 3 falls (I'd pay to see that!)

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Top Ten Ways War Could Be Made More Palatable

10. Make Hasbro and Marx the main arms suppliers.

9. Cheerleaders for both sides.

8. Virtual armies controlled via weblink from the comfort of your own living room

7. War --> palatable: have no place in the same sentence.

6. Paintball and Bikinis.

5. Put down the weapons and put on the boxing gloves.

4. Dance off!

3. Cage Match: George Bush versus Osama Ben Laden - 2 out of 3 falls (I'd pay to see that!)

2.Make wednesday, Pizza and Movie night.

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Top Ten Ways War Could Be Made More Palatable

10. Make Hasbro and Marx the main arms suppliers.

9. Cheerleaders for both sides.

8. Virtual armies controlled via weblink from the comfort of your own living room

7. War --> palatable: have no place in the same sentence.

6. Paintball and Bikinis.

5. Put down the weapons and put on the boxing gloves.

4. Dance off!

3. Cage Match: George Bush versus Osama Ben Laden - 2 out of 3 falls (I'd pay to see that!)

2.Make wednesday, Pizza and Movie night.

1. And the Number One Way War Could Be Made More Palatable.....TICKLE TORTUUUURRE!!

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Top Ten Things That Bin Laden Needs Shoved In His Rectum

10. Tiki Torch

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Top Ten Things That Bin Laden Needs Shoved In His Rectum

10. Tiki Torch

9. Lit Firecracker

8. A Saguaro Cactus

7. Most certainly some soothing ointment so he isn't always so cranky

6. Hummus

5. That scroll saying God wants us to kill people

4. A family of porcupines

3. This Ghoulie

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