MuzikTyme Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 Top Ten Signs That You Need To Lighten Up 10. Something in today's "Cathy" comic strip pissed you off. 9. Achieving a Munchkin voice whilst inflating holiday balloons with helium. 8. You're totally stressed out from work and you haven't touched your bong in six weeks.....Oops, sorry...that's one of the Top Ten signs that you need to LIGHT up.... 7. You're having difficulty getting your head out of your a$$. 6. You get slightly annoyed when someone puts on the track Up, up and away! 5. 4. 3. 2. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 Top Ten Signs That You Need To Lighten Up 10. Something in today's "Cathy" comic strip pissed you off. 9. Achieving a Munchkin voice whilst inflating holiday balloons with helium. 8. You're totally stressed out from work and you haven't touched your bong in six weeks.....Oops, sorry...that's one of the Top Ten signs that you need to LIGHT up.... 7. You're having difficulty getting your head out of your a$$. 6. You get slightly annoyed when someone puts on the track Up, up and away! 5. You ripped your boss's still-beating heart out of his chest and showed it to him before he died....and you were only trying to pat him on the back and say, "Good job, sir." 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 Top Ten Signs That You Need To Lighten Up 10. Something in today's "Cathy" comic strip pissed you off. 9. Achieving a Munchkin voice whilst inflating holiday balloons with helium. 8. You're totally stressed out from work and you haven't touched your bong in six weeks.....Oops, sorry...that's one of the Top Ten signs that you need to LIGHT up.... 7. You're having difficulty getting your head out of your a$$. 6. You get slightly annoyed when someone puts on the track Up, up and away! 5. You ripped your boss's still-beating heart out of his chest and showed it to him before he died....and you were only trying to pat him on the back and say, "Good job, sir." 4. Your Christmas CD wish list includes "Bobby McFerrin Sings The Blues" 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 Top Ten Signs That You Need To Lighten Up 10. Something in today's "Cathy" comic strip pissed you off. 9. Achieving a Munchkin voice whilst inflating holiday balloons with helium. 8. You're totally stressed out from work and you haven't touched your bong in six weeks.....Oops, sorry...that's one of the Top Ten signs that you need to LIGHT up.... 7. You're having difficulty getting your head out of your a$$. 6. You get slightly annoyed when someone puts on the track Up, up and away! 5. You ripped your boss's still-beating heart out of his chest and showed it to him before he died....and you were only trying to pat him on the back and say, "Good job, sir." 4. Your Christmas CD wish list includes "Bobby McFerrin Sings The Blues" 3. The Scarecrow just tossed a lighter at you. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 Top Ten Signs That You Need To Lighten Up 10. Something in today's "Cathy" comic strip pissed you off. 9. Achieving a Munchkin voice whilst inflating holiday balloons with helium. 8. You're totally stressed out from work and you haven't touched your bong in six weeks.....Oops, sorry...that's one of the Top Ten signs that you need to LIGHT up.... 7. You're having difficulty getting your head out of your a$$. 6. You get slightly annoyed when someone puts on the track Up, up and away! 5. You ripped your boss's still-beating heart out of his chest and showed it to him before he died....and you were only trying to pat him on the back and say, "Good job, sir." 4. Your Christmas CD wish list includes "Bobby McFerrin Sings The Blues" 3. You complain so much that your goldfish packed his suitcase and is looking for an exit sign. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 v (Putting #3 post back in, since it was skipped over) v Top Ten Signs That You Need To Lighten Up 10. Something in today's "Cathy" comic strip pissed you off. 9. Achieving a Munchkin voice whilst inflating holiday balloons with helium. 8. You're totally stressed out from work and you haven't touched your bong in six weeks.....Oops, sorry...that's one of the Top Ten signs that you need to LIGHT up.... 7. You're having difficulty getting your head out of your a$$. 6. You get slightly annoyed when someone puts on the track Up, up and away! 5. You ripped your boss's still-beating heart out of his chest and showed it to him before he died....and you were only trying to pat him on the back and say, "Good job, sir." 4. Your Christmas CD wish list includes "Bobby McFerrin Sings The Blues" 3. The Scarecrow just tossed a lighter at you. 2. You complain so much that your goldfish packed his suitcase and is looking for an exit sign. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 Top Ten Signs That You Need To Lighten Up 10. Something in today's "Cathy" comic strip pissed you off. 9. Achieving a Munchkin voice whilst inflating holiday balloons with helium. 8. You're totally stressed out from work and you haven't touched your bong in six weeks.....Oops, sorry...that's one of the Top Ten signs that you need to LIGHT up.... 7. You're having difficulty getting your head out of your a$$. 6. You get slightly annoyed when someone puts on the track Up, up and away! 5. You ripped your boss's still-beating heart out of his chest and showed it to him before he died....and you were only trying to pat him on the back and say, "Good job, sir." 4. Your Christmas CD wish list includes "Bobby McFerrin Sings The Blues" 3. The Scarecrow just tossed a lighter at you. 2. You complain so much that your goldfish packed his suitcase and is looking for an exit sign. 1. It's Christmas Time! Top Ten NFL Football Cliches 10. The defense is showing blitz. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 Top Ten NFL Football Cliches 10. The defense is showing blitz. 9. It's a shame somebody has to lose this game. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 Top Ten NFL Football Cliches 10. The defense is showing blitz. 9. It's a shame somebody has to lose this game. 8. They're calling a timeout to ice the kicker. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 Top Ten NFL Football Cliches 10. The defense is showing blitz. 9. It's a shame somebody has to lose this game. 8. They're calling a timeout to ice the kicker. 7. It's only a yard, but it's a long yard. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 Top Ten NFL Football Cliches 10. The defense is showing blitz. 9. It's a shame somebody has to lose this game. 8. They're calling a timeout to ice the kicker. 7. It's only a yard, but it's a long yard. 6. They need to avoid turnovers 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 Top Ten NFL Football Cliches 10. The defense is showing blitz. 9. It's a shame somebody has to lose this game. 8. They're calling a timeout to ice the kicker. 7. It's only a yard, but it's a long yard. 6. They need to avoid turnovers 5. It all depends on where they spot the ball. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted December 19, 2010 Report Share Posted December 19, 2010 Top Ten NFL Football Cliches 10. The defense is showing blitz. 9. It's a shame somebody has to lose this game. 8. They're calling a timeout to ice the kicker. 7. It's only a yard, but it's a long yard. 6. They need to avoid turnovers 5. It all depends on where they spot the ball. 4. If this game goes into overtime, either team could win. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted December 19, 2010 Report Share Posted December 19, 2010 Top Ten NFL Football Cliches 10. The defense is showing blitz. 9. It's a shame somebody has to lose this game. 8. They're calling a timeout to ice the kicker. 7. It's only a yard, but it's a long yard. 6. They need to avoid turnovers 5. It all depends on where they spot the ball. 4. If this game goes into overtime, either team could win. 3. He bulls his way for extra yardage. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 Top Ten NFL Football Cliches 10. The defense is showing blitz. 9. It's a shame somebody has to lose this game. 8. They're calling a timeout to ice the kicker. 7. It's only a yard, but it's a long yard. 6. They need to avoid turnovers 5. It all depends on where they spot the ball. 4. If this game goes into overtime, either team could win. 3. He bulls his way for extra yardage. 2. They'll need conclusive evidence to overturn that one. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 Top Ten NFL Football Cliches 10. The defense is showing blitz. 9. It's a shame somebody has to lose this game. 8. They're calling a timeout to ice the kicker. 7. It's only a yard, but it's a long yard. 6. They need to avoid turnovers 5. It all depends on where they spot the ball. 4. If this game goes into overtime, either team could win. 3. He bulls his way for extra yardage. 2. They'll need conclusive evidence to overturn that one. 1. It all comes down to which team wants to win it more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted December 20, 2010 Report Share Posted December 20, 2010 Top Ten New Slogans for the TSA. 10. If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 Top Ten New Slogans for the TSA. 10. If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first. 9. You're in good hands. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 Top Ten New Slogans for the TSA. 10. If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first. 9. You're in good hands. 8. We handle more packages than the USPS. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 Top Ten New Slogans for the TSA. 10. If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first. 9. You're in good hands. 8. No one sees your Naked Pictures but Us ! 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 Top Ten New Slogans for the TSA. 10. If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first. 9. You're in good hands. 8. We handle more packages than the USPS. 7. No one sees your Naked Pictures but Us ! 6. When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 Top Ten New Slogans for the TSA. 10. If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first. 9. You're in good hands. 8. We handle more packages than the USPS. 7. No one sees your Naked Pictures but Us ! 6. When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette. 5. Think of us as your Uncle Ernie. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 Top Ten New Slogans for the TSA. 10. If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first. 9. You're in good hands. 8. We handle more packages than the USPS. 7. No one sees your Naked Pictures but Us ! 6. When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette. 5. Think of us as your Uncle Ernie. 4. Cold hands and rubber gloves; come fly with us! 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 Top Ten New Slogans for the TSA. 10. If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first. 9. You're in good hands. 8. We handle more packages than the USPS. 7. No one sees your Naked Pictures but Us ! 6. When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette. 5. Think of us as your Uncle Ernie. 4. Cold hands and rubber gloves; come fly with us! 3. We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 Top Ten New Slogans for the TSA. 10. If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first. 9. You're in good hands. 8. We handle more packages than the USPS. 7. No one sees your Naked Pictures but Us ! 6. When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette. 5. Think of us as your Uncle Ernie. 4. Cold hands and rubber gloves; come fly with us! 3. we want to touch your junk. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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