miamisammy29 Posted December 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2010 What was one of many things said by Santa's elves? 10. "I'm sorry, I'd rather be a dentist." 9. "My, what a package." 8. "Oh, yeah?!" Well, I don't sleep either, Fat Man!...and the grips on this hammer are really worn down! Think about that!" 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted December 3, 2010 Report Share Posted December 3, 2010 What was one of many things said by Santa's elves? 10. "I'm sorry, I'd rather be a dentist." 9. "My, what a package." 8. "Oh, yeah?!" Well, I don't sleep either, Fat Man!...and the grips on this hammer are really worn down! Think about that!" 7. "Due to the recession and cutbacks we are going on strike for the next six months." (Luckily it started in April) 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted December 3, 2010 Report Share Posted December 3, 2010 What was one of many things said by Santa's elves? 10. "I'm sorry, I'd rather be a dentist." 9. "My, what a package." 8. "Oh, yeah?!" Well, I don't sleep either, Fat Man!...and the grips on this hammer are really worn down! Think about that!" 7. "Due to the recession and cutbacks we are going on strike for the next six months." (Luckily it started in April) 6. "Just because I mistakenly crafted a "Charlie-in-the-box" gives you no right to snap-crackle and pop eight tiny reindeer!" 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted December 3, 2010 Report Share Posted December 3, 2010 What was one of many things said by Santa's elves? 10. "I'm sorry, I'd rather be a dentist." 9. "My, what a package." 8. "Oh, yeah?!" Well, I don't sleep either, Fat Man!...and the grips on this hammer are really worn down! Think about that!" 7. "Due to the recession and cutbacks we are going on strike for the next six months." (Luckily it started in April) 6. "Just because I mistakenly crafted a "Charlie-in-the-box" gives you no right to snap-crackle and pop eight tiny reindeer!" 5. "We need to unionize." 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted December 4, 2010 Report Share Posted December 4, 2010 What was one of many things said by Santa's elves? 10. "I'm sorry, I'd rather be a dentist." 9. "My, what a package." 8. "Oh, yeah?!" Well, I don't sleep either, Fat Man!...and the grips on this hammer are really worn down! Think about that!" 7. "Due to the recession and cutbacks we are going on strike for the next six months." (Luckily it started in April) 6. "Just because I mistakenly crafted a "Charlie-in-the-box" gives you no right to snap-crackle and pop eight tiny reindeer!" 5. "We need to unionize." 4. "Yeah! Did you hear THAT, Santa? We no longer make toys for each girl and boy! We're goin' Keebler , UBC! (United biscuit company) 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted December 4, 2010 Report Share Posted December 4, 2010 What was one of many things said by Santa's elves? 10. "I'm sorry, I'd rather be a dentist." 9. "My, what a package." 8. "Oh, yeah?!" Well, I don't sleep either, Fat Man!...and the grips on this hammer are really worn down! Think about that!" 7. "Due to the recession and cutbacks we are going on strike for the next six months." (Luckily it started in April) 6. "Just because I mistakenly crafted a "Charlie-in-the-box" gives you no right to snap-crackle and pop eight tiny reindeer!" 5. "We need to unionize." 4. "Yeah! Did you hear THAT, Santa? We no longer make toys for each girl and boy! We're goin' Keebler , UBC! (United biscuit company) 3. "I hope Mrs. Claus invites us over Christmas Eve like last year." 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 What was one of many things said by Santa's elves? 10. "I'm sorry, I'd rather be a dentist." 9. "My, what a package." 8. "Oh, yeah?!" Well, I don't sleep either, Fat Man!...and the grips on this hammer are really worn down! Think about that!" 7. "Due to the recession and cutbacks we are going on strike for the next six months." (Luckily it started in April) 6. "Just because I mistakenly crafted a "Charlie-in-the-box" gives you no right to snap-crackle and pop eight tiny reindeer!" 5. "We need to unionize." 4. "Yeah! Did you hear THAT, Santa? We no longer make toys for each girl and boy! We're goin' Keebler , UBC! (United biscuit company) 3. "I hope Mrs. Claus invites us over Christmas Eve like last year." 2. "What happens at the North Pole stays at the North Pole." 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 What was one of many things said by Santa's elves? 10. "I'm sorry, I'd rather be a dentist." 9. "My, what a package." 8. "Oh, yeah?!" Well, I don't sleep either, Fat Man!...and the grips on this hammer are really worn down! Think about that!" 7. "Due to the recession and cutbacks we are going on strike for the next six months." (Luckily it started in April) 6. "Just because I mistakenly crafted a "Charlie-in-the-box" gives you no right to snap-crackle and pop eight tiny reindeer!" 5. "We need to unionize." 4. "Yeah! Did you hear THAT, Santa? We no longer make toys for each girl and boy! We're goin' Keebler , UBC! (United biscuit company) 3. "I hope Mrs. Claus invites us over Christmas Eve like last year." 2. "What happens at the North Pole stays at the North Pole." 1. "Lawyer up, Big Guy. What we've got here is class action discrimination." ******************** Top Ten favorite memories of Christmas when you were 10 years old or younger. 10. Getting up at 3 a.m. to rip open presents!! 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 Top Ten favorite memories of Christmas when you were 10 years old or younger. 10. Getting up at 3 a.m. to rip open presents!! 9. Getting up after 5.30AM in the morning as there was no school. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted December 5, 2010 Report Share Posted December 5, 2010 Top Ten favorite memories of Christmas when you were 10 years old or younger. 10. Getting up at 3 a.m. to rip open presents!! 9. Getting up after 5.30AM in the morning as there was no school. 8. Getting up at 5 a.m. to rip open presents!! 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 #10 & 8 are the same thing Top Ten favorite memories of Christmas when you were 10 years old or younger. 10. Getting up at 3 a.m. to rip open presents!! 9. Getting up after 5.30AM in the morning as there was no school. 8. Getting up at 5 a.m. to rip open presents!! 7. Seeing both of my parents together for the last time 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 #10 & 8 are the same thing SFW Different memory, different time, different people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 Top Ten favorite memories of Christmas when you were 10 years old or younger. 10. Getting up at 3 a.m. to rip open presents!! 9. Getting up after 5.30AM in the morning as there was no school. 8. Getting up at 5 a.m. to rip open presents!! 7. Seeing both of my parents together for the last time 6. When I heard (what I thought was) the pitter-patter of reindeer hooves on the rooftop but Mama said it was just our upstairs neighbors 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 Top Ten favorite memories of Christmas when you were 10 years old or younger. 10. Getting up at 3 a.m. to rip open presents!! 9. Getting up after 5.30AM in the morning as there was no school. 8. Getting up at 5 a.m. to rip open presents!! 7. Seeing both of my parents together for the last time 6. When I heard (what I thought was) the pitter-patter of reindeer hooves on the rooftop but Mama said it was just our upstairs neighbors 5. Summer hollidays!! (I grew up in South America) 4. 3. 2. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 Top Ten favorite memories of Christmas when you were 10 years old or younger. 10. Getting up at 3 a.m. to rip open presents!! 9. Getting up after 5.30AM in the morning as there was no school. 8. Getting up at 5 a.m. to rip open presents!! 7. Seeing both of my parents together for the last time 6. When I heard (what I thought was) the pitter-patter of reindeer hooves on the rooftop but Mama said it was just our upstairs neighbors 5. Summer hollidays!! (I grew up in South America) 4. Waking up, running to the tree and seeing a brand new Sky-blue SL-70 (my fondest Christmas memory because I couldn't believe it happened to me) ! 3. 2. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted December 6, 2010 Report Share Posted December 6, 2010 Top Ten favorite memories of Christmas when you were 10 years old or younger. 10. Getting up at 3 a.m. to rip open presents!! 9. Getting up after 5.30AM in the morning as there was no school. 8. Getting up at 5 a.m. to rip open presents!! 7. Seeing both of my parents together for the last time 6. When I heard (what I thought was) the pitter-patter of reindeer hooves on the rooftop but Mama said it was just our upstairs neighbors 5. Summer hollidays!! (I grew up in South America) 4. Waking up, running to the tree and seeing a brand new Sky-blue SL-70 (my fondest Christmas memory because I couldn't believe it happened to me) ! 3. Finding coal (I'd been bad) and a wooden spoon (Mom used to break hers on my butt) in my stocking. Mom 'n Dad had such a great sense of humor. 2. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 Top Ten favorite memories of Christmas when you were 10 years old or younger. 10. Getting up at 3 a.m. to rip open presents!! 9. Getting up after 5.30AM in the morning as there was no school. 8. Getting up at 5 a.m. to rip open presents!! 7. Seeing both of my parents together for the last time 6. When I heard (what I thought was) the pitter-patter of reindeer hooves on the rooftop but Mama said it was just our upstairs neighbors 5. Summer hollidays!! (I grew up in South America) 4. Waking up, running to the tree and seeing a brand new Sky-blue SL-70 (my fondest Christmas memory because I couldn't believe it happened to me) ! 3. Finding coal (I'd been bad) and a wooden spoon (Mom used to break hers on my butt) in my stocking. Mom 'n Dad had such a great sense of humor. 2. Watching the faces of family members as they unwrapped the presents I had bought for each with money from my piggy bank. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 Top Ten favorite memories of Christmas when you were 10 years old or younger. 10. Getting up at 3 a.m. to rip open presents!! 9. Getting up after 5.30AM in the morning as there was no school. 8. Getting up at 5 a.m. to rip open presents!! 7. Seeing both of my parents together for the last time 6. When I heard (what I thought was) the pitter-patter of reindeer hooves on the rooftop but Mama said it was just our upstairs neighbors 5. Summer hollidays!! (I grew up in South America) 4. Waking up, running to the tree and seeing a brand new Sky-blue SL-70 (my fondest Christmas memory because I couldn't believe it happened to me) ! 3. Finding coal (I'd been bad) and a wooden spoon (Mom used to break hers on my butt) in my stocking. Mom 'n Dad had such a great sense of humor. 2. Watching the faces of family members as they unwrapped the presents I had bought for each with money from my piggy bank. 1. Being sick from eating too many of my dad's delicious sugar frosted cookies. _______________________ Top 10 most over priced items 10. Concert tickets 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 Top 10 most over priced items 10. Concert tickets 9. Barry Manilow CD's. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 Top 10 most over priced items 10. Concert tickets 9. Barry Manilow CD's. 8. 70 virgins in Paradise 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 Top 10 most over priced items 10. Concert tickets 9. Barry Manilow CD's. 8. 70 virgins in Paradise 7. Good will to men 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 Top 10 most over priced items 10. Concert tickets 9. Barry Manilow CD's. 8. 70 virgins in Paradise 7. Hookers with small breasts 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted December 7, 2010 Report Share Posted December 7, 2010 7. Good will to men 7. Hookers with small breasts Both go hand in hand . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Otokichi Posted December 8, 2010 Report Share Posted December 8, 2010 Top 10 most over priced items 10. Concert tickets 9. Barry Manilow CD's. 8. 70 virgins in Paradise 7. Hookers with small breasts 6. Peace On Earth, etc. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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