Steel2Velvet Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 Top Ten New Slogans for the TSA. 10. If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first. 9. You're in good hands. 8. We handle more packages than the USPS. 7. No one sees your Naked Pictures but Us ! 6. When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette. 5. Think of us as your Uncle Ernie. 4. Cold hands and rubber gloves; come fly with us! 3. we want to touch your junk. 2. "Don't think of it as law, think of it as love. No wait! Think of it as law." 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted December 21, 2010 Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 Top Ten New Slogans for the TSA. 10. If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first. 9. You're in good hands. 8. We handle more packages than the USPS. 7. No one sees your Naked Pictures but Us ! 6. When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette. 5. Think of us as your Uncle Ernie. 4. Cold hands and rubber gloves; come fly with us! 3. we want to touch your junk. 2. "Don't think of it as law, think of it as love. No wait! Think of it as law." 1. Was it good for you? The Top Ten Things You Don't Want For Christmas 10- 9- 8- 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2010 The Top Ten Things You Don't Want For Christmas 10. HERPES! 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 Top Ten Things You Don't Want For Christmas 10. HERPES! 9. A Hippopotamus 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 Top Ten Things You Don't Want For Christmas 10. HERPES! 9. A Hippopotamus 8. Stormy Weather 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 Top Ten Things You Don't Want For Christmas 10. HERPES! 9. A Hippopotamus 8. Stormy Weather 7. Fruitcake 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 Top Ten Things You Don't Want For Christmas 10. HERPES! 9. A Hippopotamus 8. Stormy Weather 7. Fruitcake 6. Phil Collins album 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 Top Ten Things You Don't Want For Christmas 10. HERPES! 9. A Hippopotamus 8. Stormy Weather 7. Fruitcake 6. Phil Collins album 5. A visit from Cousin Eddie. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted December 22, 2010 Report Share Posted December 22, 2010 Top Ten Things You Don't Want For Christmas 10. HERPES! 9. A Hippopotamus 8. Stormy Weather 7. Fruitcake 6. Phil Collins album 5. A visit from Cousin Eddie. 4. A Chia-pet 3. 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 Top Ten Things You Don't Want For Christmas 10. HERPES! 9. A Hippopotamus 8. Stormy Weather 7. Fruitcake 6. Phil Collins album 5. A visit from Cousin Eddie. 4. A Chia-pet 3. Drunken in-laws 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 Top Ten Things You Don't Want For Christmas 10. HERPES! 9. A Hippopotamus 8. Stormy Weather 7. Fruitcake 6. Phil Collins album 5. A visit from Cousin Eddie. 4. A Chia-pet 3. Drunken in-laws 2. COAL 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 Top Ten Things You Don't Want For Christmas 10. HERPES! 9. A Hippopotamus 8. Stormy Weather 7. Fruitcake 6. Phil Collins album 5. A visit from Cousin Eddie. 4. A Chia-pet 3. Drunken in-laws 2. COAL 1. A driving ticket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 Top 10 Signs that Santa was Mad at You 10. Reindeer poop in the fireplace 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 Top 10 Signs that Santa was Mad at You 10. Reindeer poop in the fireplace 9. A flaming "Naughty!" carved into a wall 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 Top 10 Signs that Santa was Mad at You 10. Reindeer poop in the fireplace 9. A flaming "Naughty!" carved into a wall 8. He landed enough to leave skid marks on the way to a soft landing next door. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 Top 10 Signs that Santa was Mad at You 10. Reindeer poop in the fireplace 9. A flaming "Naughty!" carved into a wall 8. He landed enough to leave skid marks on the way to a soft landing next door. 7. The note he left saying "I can see you when you pick your nose..." 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 Top 10 Signs that Santa was Mad at You 10. Reindeer poop in the fireplace 9. A flaming "Naughty!" carved into a wall 8. He landed enough to leave skid marks on the way to a soft landing next door. 7. The note he left saying "I can see you when you pick your nose..." 6. Did not touch the milk and cookies; but lifted your ipod 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 Top 10 Signs that Santa was Mad at You 10. Reindeer poop in the fireplace 9. A flaming "Naughty!" carved into a wall 8. He landed enough to leave skid marks on the way to a soft landing next door. 7. The note he left saying "I can see you when you pick your nose..." 6. Did not touch the milk and cookies; but lifted your ipod 5. He took a dump in your stocking. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 Top 10 Signs that Santa was Mad at You 10. Reindeer poop in the fireplace 9. A flaming "Naughty!" carved into a wall 8. He landed enough to leave skid marks on the way to a soft landing next door. 7. The note he left saying "I can see you when you pick your nose..." 6. Did not touch the milk and cookies; but lifted your ipod 5. He took a dump in your stocking. 4. He un-friended you on Facebook. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 Top 10 Signs that Santa was Mad at You 10. Reindeer poop in the fireplace 9. A flaming "Naughty!" carved into a wall 8. He landed enough to leave skid marks on the way to a soft landing next door. 7. The note he left saying "I can see you when you pick your nose..." 6. Did not touch the milk and cookies; but lifted your ipod 5. He took a dump in your stocking. 4. He un-friended you on Facebook. 3. He took out your two front teeth. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 Top 10 Signs that Santa was Mad at You 10. Reindeer poop in the fireplace 9. A flaming "Naughty!" carved into a wall 8. He landed enough to leave skid marks on the way to a soft landing next door. 7. The note he left saying "I can see you when you pick your nose..." 6. Did not touch the milk and cookies; but lifted your ipod 5. He took a dump in your stocking. 4. He un-friended you on Facebook. 3. He took out your two front teeth. 2. He wiped his a$$ in your curtains. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 Top 10 Signs that Santa was Mad at You 10. Reindeer poop in the fireplace 9. A flaming "Naughty!" carved into a wall 8. He landed enough to leave skid marks on the way to a soft landing next door. 7. The note he left saying "I can see you when you pick your nose..." 6. Did not touch the milk and cookies; but lifted your ipod 5. He took a dump in your stocking. 4. He un-friended you on Facebook. 3. He took out your two front teeth. 2. He wiped his a$$ in your curtains. 1. When he put his beard in your soup de jour. ~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Top ten signs to look for when you think your better-half might be cheating . . . 10. Your dog looks embarrassed when you say, "Come, now!!!" 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 Top ten signs to look for when you think your better-half might be cheating . . . 10. Your dog looks embarrassed when you say, "Come, now!!!" 9. There's a mail truck in your driveway....and it's Sunday. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted December 29, 2010 Report Share Posted December 29, 2010 Top ten signs to look for when you think your better-half might be cheating . . . 10. Your dog looks embarrassed when you say, "Come, now!!!" 9. There's a mail truck in your driveway....and it's Sunday. 8. They ask for the taxi-cab driver's phone and credit card number. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted December 31, 2010 Report Share Posted December 31, 2010 Top ten signs to look for when you think your better-half might be cheating. . . 10. Your dog looks embarrassed when you say, "Come, now!!!" 9. There's a mail truck in your driveway....and it's Sunday. 8. They ask for the taxi-cab driver's phone and credit card number. 7. You lose every time when you play strip poker. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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