miamisammy29 Posted December 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2010 Top Ten Signs You Are Full of Christmas Spirit 10. You leave double the tip after your lunch at Hooters. 9. You're in the right hand lane of the freeway and you leave space to merge for an oncoming car. 8. Your lights display lights up the whole block. 7. You already bought some Alka-Seltzer... 6. You have plenty of mistletoe wherever you go. 5. You've strung colorful LEDs upon the evergreen air freshener hanging from your car's rear-view mirror. 4. You wish the motorcycle cop that was so astute at hiding a Merry Christmas after he gives you a speeding ticket. 3. You just fell off the couch. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Top Ten Signs You Are Full of Christmas Spirit 10. You leave double the tip after your lunch at Hooters. 9. You're in the right hand lane of the freeway and you leave space to merge for an oncoming car. 8. Your lights display lights up the whole block. 7. You already bought some Alka-Seltzer... 6. You have plenty of mistletoe wherever you go. 5. You've strung colorful LEDs upon the evergreen air freshener hanging from your car's rear-view mirror. 4. You wish the motorcycle cop that was so astute at hiding a Merry Christmas after he gives you a speeding ticket. 3. You just fell off the couch. 2. You're visualizing sugarplums. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Top Ten Signs You Are Full of Christmas Spirit 10. You leave double the tip after your lunch at Hooters. 9. You're in the right hand lane of the freeway and you leave space to merge for an oncoming car. 8. Your lights display lights up the whole block. 7. You already bought some Alka-Seltzer... 6. You have plenty of mistletoe wherever you go. 5. You've strung colorful LEDs upon the evergreen air freshener hanging from your car's rear-view mirror. 4. You wish the motorcycle cop that was so astute at hiding a Merry Christmas after he gives you a speeding ticket. 3. You just fell off the couch. 2. You're visualizing sugarplums. 1. When the "Ghost of Christmas Present" gives you a coupon for weight-watchers. ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Top Ten Reasons why You won't get what You want for Christmas 10. I filled the sugar bowl with ants 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Top Ten Reasons why You won't get what You want for Christmas 10. I filled the sugar bowl with ants 9. We're not doing Christmas this year. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Top Ten Reasons why You won't get what You want for Christmas 10. I filled the sugar bowl with ants 9. We're not doing Christmas this year. 8. Those cookies I left for Santa were laced 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Top Ten Reasons why You won't get what You want for Christmas 10. I filled the sugar bowl with ants 9. We're not doing Christmas this year. 8. Those cookies I left for Santa were laced 7. It's illegal in 42 states. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Top Ten Reasons why You won't get what You want for Christmas 10. I filled the sugar bowl with ants 9. We're not doing Christmas this year. 8. Those cookies I left for Santa were laced 7. It's illegal in 42 states. 6. I'm Jewish 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 Top Ten Reasons why You won't get what You want for Christmas 10. I filled the sugar bowl with ants 9. We're not doing Christmas this year. 8. Those cookies I left for Santa were laced 7. It's illegal in 42 states. 6. I'm Jewish 5. Because *heavy sigh* nobody asked what I wanted *heavier sigh*. Poor poor me. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 Top Ten Reasons why You won't get what You want for Christmas 10. I filled the sugar bowl with ants 9. We're not doing Christmas this year. 8. Those cookies I left for Santa were laced 7. It's illegal in 42 states. 6. I'm Jewish 5. Because *heavy sigh* nobody asked what I wanted *heavier sigh*. Poor poor me. 4. Because we'll procrastinate until the last moment and the pickin's will be slim. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 Top Ten Reasons why You won't get what You want for Christmas 10. I filled the sugar bowl with ants 9. We're not doing Christmas this year. 8. Those cookies I left for Santa were laced 7. It's illegal in 42 states. 6. I'm Jewish 5. Because *heavy sigh* nobody asked what I wanted *heavier sigh*. Poor poor me. 4. Because we'll procrastinate until the last moment and the pickin's will be slim. 3. They miscalculated that Mayan calendar thing. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 Top Ten Reasons why You won't get what You want for Christmas 10. I filled the sugar bowl with ants 9. We're not doing Christmas this year. 8. Those cookies I left for Santa were laced 7. It's illegal in 42 states. 6. I'm Jewish 5. Because *heavy sigh* nobody asked what I wanted *heavier sigh*. Poor poor me. 4. Because we'll procrastinate until the last moment and the pickin's will be slim. 3. They miscalculated that Mayan calendar thing. 2. Because I stole the li'l drummer boy's drum stick 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 Top Ten Reasons why You won't get what You want for Christmas 10. I filled the sugar bowl with ants 9. We're not doing Christmas this year. 8. Those cookies I left for Santa were laced 7. It's illegal in 42 states. 6. I'm Jewish 5. Because *heavy sigh* nobody asked what I wanted *heavier sigh*. Poor poor me. 4. Because we'll procrastinate until the last moment and the pickin's will be slim. 3. They miscalculated that Mayan calendar thing. 2. Because I stole the li'l drummer boy's drum stick 1. Uma Thurman is out of the country filming her new film, "Bel Ami" and won't be back until January. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 Top Ten Oxymorons 10. pretty ugly 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 Top Ten Oxymorons 10. pretty ugly 9. same difference 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 Top Ten Oxymorons 10. pretty ugly 9. same difference 8. JUMBO shrimp 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 Top Ten Oxymorons 10. pretty ugly 9. same difference 8. JUMBO shrimp 7. Act naturally 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 Top Ten Oxymorons 10. pretty ugly 9. same difference 8. JUMBO shrimp 7. Act naturally 6. sanitary landfill 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 Top Ten Oxymorons 10. pretty ugly 9. same difference 8. JUMBO shrimp 7. Act naturally 6. sanitary landfill 5. aloha 4. 3. 2. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 Top Ten Oxymorons 10. pretty ugly 9. same difference 8. JUMBO shrimp 7. Act naturally 6. sanitary landfill 5. aloha 4. military intelligence 3. 2. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 Top Ten Oxymorons 10. pretty ugly 9. same difference 8. JUMBO shrimp 7. Act naturally 6. sanitary landfill 5. aloha 4. military intelligence 3. short sleeved dress shirt 2. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 Top Ten Oxymorons 10. pretty ugly 9. same difference 8. JUMBO shrimp 7. Act naturally 6. sanitary landfill 5. aloha 4. military intelligence 3. short sleeved dress shirt 2. "park in the driveway and drive on the parkway" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 Top Ten Oxymorons 10. pretty ugly 9. same difference 8. JUMBO shrimp 7. Act naturally 6. sanitary landfill 5. aloha 4. military intelligence 3. short sleeved dress shirt 2. "park in the driveway and drive on the parkway" 1. unemployment benefits _________________ Top Ten Signs That You Need To Lighten Up 10. Something in today's "Cathy" comic strip pissed you off. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted December 15, 2010 Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 Top Ten Signs That You Need To Lighten Up 10. Something in today's "Cathy" comic strip pissed you off. 9. Achieving a Munchkin voice whilst inflating holiday balloons with helium. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2010 Top Ten Signs That You Need To Lighten Up 10. Something in today's "Cathy" comic strip pissed you off. 9. Achieving a Munchkin voice whilst inflating holiday balloons with helium. 8. You're totally stressed out from work and you haven't touched your bong in six weeks.....Oops, sorry...that's one of the Top Ten signs that you need to LIGHT up.... 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted December 16, 2010 Report Share Posted December 16, 2010 Top Ten Signs That You Need To Lighten Up 10. Something in today's "Cathy" comic strip pissed you off. 9. Achieving a Munchkin voice whilst inflating holiday balloons with helium. 8. You're totally stressed out from work and you haven't touched your bong in six weeks.....Oops, sorry...that's one of the Top Ten signs that you need to LIGHT up.... 7. You're having difficulty getting your head out of your a$$. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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