Aunt_Acid 1 Report post Posted July 19, 2005 Oh, it's "If the winds of change come down your way girl" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Batman 2 Report post Posted July 19, 2005 Ha, me too. Also on that album, in Love Lies Bleeding, I can't remember what the actual line is, someone told me once, but I swear he is saying "If the wind don't change, I'ma down your bed girl" Elton John is one of the kings of misheard lyrics Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aunt_Acid 1 Report post Posted July 19, 2005 He has the worst enunciation I have ever heard. And he puts emphasis on the wrong syllables. "two middle aged dykes in a go-go" becomes "n'ttahh millad dock in uh ahh guh guh" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Batman 2 Report post Posted July 19, 2005 Yeah, I can't understand anything he says on "Take Me To The Pilot" or "The Cage." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aunt_Acid 1 Report post Posted July 19, 2005 Teach your children "The one they picked" "And when they bi.tch" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Batman 2 Report post Posted July 27, 2005 In Elton John's "Love Lies Bleeding" it sounds like he says "I'm helped by the things I'd do to love a man" but he's actually saying "It kills me to think of you with another man." How he did that, I have no idea. In fact, it's kind of funny that Bernie Taupin is so spotlighted for writing the lyrics when you can't even understand half of them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edna 6 Report post Posted July 27, 2005 I have been checking the lyrics of "Summer Breeze", Seals&Croft. I always heard "summer breeze, makes me feel fine, blowing a little jazz note in my mind"... but now it seems it´s "blowing through the jasmine in my mind". Not funny but I was wrong for more than thirty years... :: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shawna 1 Report post Posted July 27, 2005 In Bruce Springsteen's "Brilliant Disguise" my ex-husband used to sing "bridge in the sky." Now you know why we're divorced. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Batman 2 Report post Posted July 27, 2005 Another strange one by Elton John. In "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" he sings "You can't plant me in your penthouse." I thought he was singing "Your cat kept me as his best friend." How did that happen? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shawna 1 Report post Posted July 27, 2005 he sings "You can't plant me in your penthouse." I thought he was singing "Your cat kept me as his best friend." How did that happen? ...no idea... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet Jane 61 1 Report post Posted October 14, 2005 My boyfriend who is my age and into music...just about 6 months ago sung "Flat Bottomed Girls"...we were in the car and I just lost it!! I was like do you know you are singing the wrong lyrics...he is like no way...I was like it is "Fat Bottomed Girls"!!! I had to show him the record to prove it to him!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Levis 6 Report post Posted October 15, 2005 He didn't believe it was 'Fat Bottomed Girls'? BUT he had no problem believing it was 'FLAT bottomed girls'? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin 3 Report post Posted October 15, 2005 That's great, Levis , but I think you are in the wrong thread ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_Laurie_ 9 Report post Posted October 15, 2005 how come every thread I go in...someone's in the wrong thread? what's going on? did kevin send us all into the songfacts twilight zone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet Jane 61 1 Report post Posted October 17, 2005 He didn't believe it was 'Fat Bottomed Girls'? BUT he had no problem believing it was 'FLAT bottomed girls'? Just goes to prove men hear what they want to hear even when listening to a song...LOL!! Kidding guys!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Earth-Angel 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2005 I've been singing "Saints and Madonna" for the last 25 years instead of "Senze una Donna" (Zucchero) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2005 Assunta, ma che sei dice? Maddone! Oue, sfortuna! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Earth-Angel 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2005 I love it when Uncle romances us in a Foreign language, it's so continental like Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2005 Grazie! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skuff 0 Report post Posted June 4, 2006 I can't understand what Jim Morrison says in Twentieth Century Fox, is it "Since her man left school",or(Sounds more like this)"Since her mindless school". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edna 6 Report post Posted June 4, 2006 Here ´s some info on the song and you can see the lyrics too... it´s funny because I found different lyrics on different sites but I´ll go with Songfacts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Earth-Angel 0 Report post Posted June 5, 2006 "Oh I wish I was a prawn cracker with fried rice in my hair" This is the UK number 1 at the moment, Sandi Thom's "I wish I was a punk rocker (with flowers in my hair)" - Chris Moyles can be funny sometimes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teababe27 0 Report post Posted June 7, 2006 In Green Day's "When I Come Around", they say: "So don't knock down my door." I heard: "Saw Donna to my door." Also, while my family and I were listening to The Police's "Message In A Bottle" over the weekend, my sister heard: "Broke my nose" Instead of: "Wrote my note" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WalterMitty 0 Report post Posted June 8, 2006 I was once writing out the lyrics for Cream - Badge. An older guy in the same office used to perform it with his band, so was helping. Then he said "Did I tell you 'bout our kid, now he's not a tomato". Of course I burst out laughing. He was serious. The line is: "Did I tell you 'bout our kid, now he's married to Mabel." He had been doing it live for about 5 years in their set and no-one either noticed or said anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Fish of Fate 0 Report post Posted June 15, 2006 Hehe.. these are pretty funny. I don't know if this one was said, mostly likely it was. But in the Beatles' "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds", my mom heard the line "the girl with kaleidoscope eyes" as "the girl with colitis goes by." Colitis is an inflamation of the colon, so when my mom heard it as that, she thought it was awful. And who can forget about the "bathroom on the right" (really "bad moon on the rise") from Creedence Clearwater Revival? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
