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In Junior's Farm, my mom thought Paul was singing "You shoulda seen me with the polka band" instead of "You shoulda seen me with the poker man." The second line makes more sense out of it: "I had a hunny* and I bet a grand."

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So, David Bowies "Hot Tramp": "HOt Tramp, I love you so" Misheard as, "God damn, I love your 'fro."

:laughing:

I really can't hear "God damn, I love your fro" when I listen to that song!!. I don't understand how anyone could make that mistake.

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my friend mistakenly thought the line from everything but the girl's track 'missing' was:

'and i miss you, like the devil's masquerade'

it really is:

'and i miss you like the deserts miss the rain'

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A local radio station near me has a little promo commercial inbetween songs that makes fun of Hotel California; it's a guy singing really loud but instead of "Cool wind in my hair" he is singing "Cool Whip in my hair" Now when I hear the song I hear cool whip in my hair. My best friend misheard the lyrics to Saliva's Click Click Boom, she miss took click click, for something completely wrong and very dirty! I also use to think that it was Dont fear the reefer instead of reaper :P

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So, David Bowies "Hot Tramp": "HOt Tramp, I love you so" Misheard as, "God damn, I love your 'fro."

I think I that better than the original!

The Who - Eminence Front

"It's a pudding" instead of "it's a put on."

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I was once writing out the lyrics for Cream - Badge. An older guy in the same office used to perform it with his band, so was helping.

Then he said "Did I tell you 'bout our kid, now he's not a tomato". Of course I burst out laughing. He was serious. :D

The line is: "Did I tell you 'bout our kid, now he's married to Mabel."

He had been doing it live for about 5 years in their set and no-one either noticed or said anything. :D

That is too funny!!!

King Of Wishful Thinking by Go West (the Pretty Woman soundtrack).

When he sings "I'll get over you,

I know I will.

I'LL PRETEND MY SHIP'S NOT

SINKIN'"

My coworker thought he said

"I'LL PRETEND MY SH*T'S NOT

STINKIN'"

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Yes, this topic has probably been done before, but I can't remember it....

Are then any songs that you yourself misheard the lyrics or do you know anymore....

One of my favourites....

"Old smoking Walter, the fire engine guy...."

"Smoke on the water, fire it the sky...."

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Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen

I'm sure there are several for this song.Here is one:

"Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me"

Sometimes misheard as:

"The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeee"

"Spare him his life from these warm sausages!"

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Two from ELO.

"Don't Bring Me Down"

The lyric goes "Don't bring me down,grus".

I'm not sure what "grus" is but I thought they said "wuss"

"Strange Magic"

The lyric goes "Strange magic".

I thought it said,and this is perverted,"Strange my d*#k". (I was afraid to spell it for real for fear of being banned,although some may hope that happens some day.) :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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