Hehe.. these are pretty funny. I don't know if this one was said, mostly likely it was. But in the Beatles' "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds", my mom heard the line "the girl with kaleidoscope eyes" as "the girl with colitis goes by." Colitis is an inflamation of the colon, so when my mom heard it as that, she thought it was awful.
And who can forget about the "bathroom on the right" (really "bad moon on the rise") from Creedence Clearwater Revival?