Uncle Joe Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Oh well...there goes the salami. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted June 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 Never! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted June 9, 2010 Report Share Posted June 9, 2010 I want my tax refunds and I want it NOW... Video Interlude: "I Want It Now" by Edna Salt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 Another one of my friends just got engaged. It's weird to me that I have friends my age getting engaged, married, and even having children (sometimes out of wedlock! Kids these days.). That seems like such a distant prospect for me, there are so many other things I want to do first, and even then it's not safe to assume that I ever want to get married and breed (children are nasty little things, generally) at all. Ah well, diff'rent strokes (too soon?) I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 I live in fear of the day you spawn Timothy. Please consider that a compliment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 I will. If I did have children, their stunning intellect and endless charm would be unstoppable (because it can be safely assumed that any mate of mine would at least be as awesome as I am). Therefore, they should be feared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 Yeah, they'll be humble long haired little bastards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 Tim you seriously crack my up sometimes But I do think that people shouldn't even think of marriage until their 25 or so. Kids aren't so bad when their yours either. Theres that whole bonding thing that goes on then you'd be amazed at how your opinion can be changed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted June 12, 2010 Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 Yeah, they'll be humble long haired little bastards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted June 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2010 I was playing Scramble on facebook, and it says the longest word I made so far is "endowed"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted June 13, 2010 Report Share Posted June 13, 2010 There's a salami joke in there some where Laurie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted June 13, 2010 Report Share Posted June 13, 2010 Tim you seriously crack my up sometimes Hooray! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lissy Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 my mum makes jam drops. there awsome. wish u all could taste them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 what's a jam drop? Sounds delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyRaccoon Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 Just saw a commercial for those rechargeable electronic cigarettes. I see them all the time in the local mall. They look like a sham but, I wonder if those work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 Just saw a commercial for those rechargeable electronic cigarettes. I see them all the time in the local mall. They look like a sham but, I wonder if those work... I considered them at one point, but I quit nearly 2 years ago without a problem, so going back to that would only convince me to start back up eventually. If you are a smoker at 19, I would suggest trying to quit now and giving it a try. Sometimes they offer those things for free during promotional offers, but I don't know if there's a hidden after-gimmick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinyantony7 Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 (edited) The “guardian call†missive from school was the closest thing you could experience to a letter from the income tax authorities while growing up. If your luck was out, two things could happen. Your parents would either be berated for their ward engaging in that most heinous crime of them all— “talking in class and making it into a fish market†(I went to school in Kolkata as you can tell) or for the equally dire †not up to standard of the class†which was sometimes an euphemism for “Sign the kid up in my coaching centerâ€. If your luck was better, the teacher would gently chide your parents for your “silly mistakes†(like forgetting, just once in a seventeen-step problem, to change the sign when you changed sides in an equation or copying the number wrong to the “Answer†line). Edited June 16, 2010 by Guest No spam links, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinyantony7 Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 (edited) Random Thoughts' is a column by Gaurang Bhatt, a retired former teacher who reads a lot, writes for pleasure and has interests in evolutionary sciences and medicine particularly the brain. He is an avid student of history and etymology and has a cynical outlook with a wicked sense of humor. Edited June 16, 2010 by Guest No spam links, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 It may be spam, but I relate to this post. It's all true, folks. Never happened to me, though, I was a Good Child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 TAX REFUNDS... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted June 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 I considered them at one point, but I quit nearly 2 years ago without a problem, so going back to that would only convince me to start back up eventually. If you are a smoker at 19, I would suggest trying to quit now and giving it a try. Sometimes they offer those things for free during promotional offers, but I don't know if there's a hidden after-gimmick. A Co-worker of mine just bought one of those...Our company just went "smoke free" so she bought that electronic cig....She said it didn't help her quit, but it helped satisfy that craving for having one during work hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 my upstairs neighbor went to the electronic cigarettes, after years of her cigarette smoke blowing in my back door and front door whenever we'd open them. She said, "It doesn't give off any smoke so you won't be able to smell it." Either she went back real quick-like, or those things are equally as noxious as the regular type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyRaccoon Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 A Co-worker of mine just bought one of those...Our company just went "smoke free" so she bought that electronic cig....She said it didn't help her quit, but it helped satisfy that craving for having one during work hours. That's interesting. I'm not a smoker. Not anymore. I quit awhile ago. I was just curious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 Electrical banana is gonna be a sudden craze Electrical banana is bound to be the very next phase They call it Mellow Yellow Quite rightly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 Electronic cigarettes? Is there bad stuff in them like in cigarettes? Or do people buy them for the 'cigarette feel'? Never heard of these things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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