_Laurie_ Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 (edited) Think It Over Buddy Holly Think it over, what you've just said Think it over in your pretty little head Are you sure think I'm not the one, is your love real or only fun? Think it over Yes, think it over A lonely heart grows cold and old Think it over and let me know Think it over, but don't be slow Just remember all birds and bees Go by two thro' life's mysteries Think it over Yes, think it over A lonely heart grows cold and old Think it over, an think of me Think it over and you will see Happy days when you and I Think as one and kiss the blues goodbye Think it over Yes, think it over A lonely heart grows cold and old Think it over, over and over Think it over, over and over You've just learned a lesson, the hard way Edited August 23, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 Revolution ~ Eric Clapton I told you once, I told you twice You never listen to my advice Good kind treatment, I'm threw with you Won't get to heaven, I don't care what you do I seen you changin from day to day Nothin never gets in your way Don't feel nothin for no one else Take what you want, jus help yo self (Say you wanna, say you wanna) Now you want a Revolution (Want a revolution) A revolution now (Say you wanna, say you wanna) Say you wanna a revolution (Wanna revolution) A revolution now (Told you once) I told you twice (Ya never listen) To my advice (Now your out there) Your on your own Ain't got no friends, ain't got no home (Getting mad) I'm gettin mad at you (Mad at you) Just don't like the way you do Don't know where you think you been But your goin to wind up back there again (Say you wanna, say you wanna) Now you want a Revolution (Want a revolution) A revolution now (Say you wanna, say you wanna) You wanna a revolution (Wanna revolution) A revolution now Say wanna revolution (Say you wanna, say you wanna) Do you wanna revolution now? (Revolution, a Revolution now) (Time has come) and it won't be long For you to see where you come from (You can't go back) Can't go back, can't stay the same No one but yourself to blame (Say you wanna, say you wanna) Now you want a Revolution (Want a revolution) A revolution now (Say you wanna, say you wanna) You wanna a revolution (Wanna revolution) A revolution now (Say you wanna, say you wanna) Do you wanna revolution now? (Revolution, a Revolution now) You're going on vacation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 Margaritaville - Jimmy Buffett Nibblin' on sponge cake, watchin' the sun bake; All of those tourists covered with oil. Strummin' my six string on my front porch swing. Smell those shrimp They're beginnin' to boil. Wasted away again in Margaritaville, Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt. Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, But I know it's nobody's fault. Don't know the reason, Stayed here all season With nothing to show but this brand new tattoo. But it's a real beauty, A Mexican cutie, how it got here I haven't a clue. Wasted away again in Margaritaville, Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt. Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, Now I think, - hell it could be my fault. I blew out my flip flop, Stepped on a pop top, Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home. But there's booze in the blender, And soon it will render That frozen concoction that helps me hang on. Wasted away again in Margaritaville Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt. Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, But I know, it's my own damn fault. Yes, and some people claim that there's a woman to blame And I know it's my own damn fault. You are looking forward to the weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 There's no way I'm posting a Loverboy song. Unh-unh, you can't catch me with that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 I was trying to look for another song besides that one also Sammy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 Allrighty then, how 'bout this one... "Friday On My Mind" - The Easybeats "Monday morning feels so bad Everybody seems to nag me Coming Tuesday I'll feel better Even my old man looks good Wednesday just don't go Thursday goes too slow I've got Friday on my mind Gonna have fun in the city Be with my girl she's so pretty She looks fine tonight She is out of sight to me Tonight - I'll spend my bread Tonight - I'll lose my head Tonight - I've got to get tonight Monday I have Friday on my mind Do the five day drag once more There won't be nothing else that bugs me More than working for the rich men Hey, I'll change that scene one day Today I might be mad, tomorrow I'll be glad 'Cause I'll have Friday on my mind I'm gonna have fun in the city Be with my girl she's so pretty She looks fine tonight, she is outta sight to me Tonight - I'll spend my bread Tonight - I'll lose my head Tonight - I've got to get tonight Monday I have Friday on my mind Gonna have fun in the city I'll be with my girl she's so pretty I'm gonna have fun in the city I'll be with my girl she's so pretty ...." You think you're getting old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 IT WAS A VERY GOOD YEAR Frank Sinatra (ol' blue eyes) When I was seventeen, it was a very good year It was a very good year for small town girls And soft summer nights We'd hide from the lights On the village green When I was seventeen When I was twenty-one, it was a very good year It was a very good year for city girls Who lived up the stairs With perfumed hair That came undone When I was twenty-one When I was thirty-five, it was a very good year It was a very good year for blue-blooded girls Of independent means We'd ride in limousines Their chauffeurs would drive When I was thirty-five But now the days are short, I'm in the autumn of my years And I think of my life as vintage wine From fine old kegs From the brim to the dregs It poured sweet and clear It was a very good year You're bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 I Just Don't Know What to Do With Myself - The White Stripes (Well that's the version I pick) I just don't know what to do with myself I don't know what to do with myself planning everything for two doing everything with you and now that we're through I just don't know what to do I just don't know what to do with myself I don't know what to do with myself movies only make me sad parties make me feel as bad cause I'm not with you I just don't know what to do like a summer rose needs the sun and rain I need your sweet love to beat love away well I don't know what to do with myself just don't know what to do with myself planning everything for two doing everything with you and now that we're through I just don't know what to do like a summer rose needs the sun and rain I need your sweet love to beat love away I just don't know what to do with myself just don't know what to do with myself just don't know what to do with myself I don't know what to do with myself You're waiting for someone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 Waiting On A Friend Watching girls go passing by It ain't the latest thing I'm just standing in a doorway I'm just trying to make some sense Out of these girls go passing by The tales they tell of men I'm not waiting on a lady I'm just waiting on a friend A smile relieves a heart that grieves Remember what I said I'm not waiting on a lady I'm just waiting on a friend I'm just waiting on a friend Don't need a whore I don't need no booze Don't need a virgin priest But I need someone I can cry to I need someone to protect Making love and breaking hearts It is a game for youth But I'm not waiting on a lady I'm just waiting on a friend Someone is getting on your nerves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 23, 2007 Report Share Posted August 23, 2007 Get Off Of My Cloud-Rolling Stones I live in an apartment on the ninety-ninth floor of my block And I sit at home looking out the window Imagining the world has stopped Then in flies a guy who's all dressed up like a Union Jack And says, I've won five pounds if I have his kind of detergent pack I said, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud Hey! You! Get off of my cloud Hey! You! Get off of my cloud Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd On my cloud, baby The telephone is ringing I say, "Hi, it's me. Who is it there on the line?" A voice says, "Hi, hello, how are you Well, I guess I'm doin' fine" He says, "It's three a.m., there's too much noise Don't you people ever wanna go to bed? Just 'cause you feel so good, do you have To drive me out of my head?" I said, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud Hey! You! Get off of my cloud Hey! You! Get off of my cloud Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd On my cloud baby I was sick and tired, fed up with this And decided to take a drive downtown It was so very quiet and peaceful There was nobody, not a soul around I laid myself out, I was so tired and I started to dream In the morning the parking tickets were just like A flag stuck on my window screen I said, Hey! You! Get off of my cloud Hey! You! Get off of my cloud Hey! You! Get off of my cloud Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd On my cloud Hey! You! Get off of my cloud Hey! You! Get off of my cloud Hey! You! Get off of my cloud Don't hang around, baby, two's a crowd You're in a hurry to get someplace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted August 24, 2007 Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 I CAN'T DRIVE 55 Sammy Hagar One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey! Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no! So I tried my best illegal move Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again! Gonna write me up a 125 Post my face wanted dead or alive Take my license, all that jive I can't drive 55! Oh No! Uh! So I signed my name on number 24, hey! Yeah the judge said, "Boy, just one more We're gonna throw your ass in the city joint" Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?" I said Yea!, Oh yea! Write me up a 125 Post my face wanted dead or alive Take my license, all that jive I can't drive 55! Oh, yea! I can't drive 55! I can't drive 55! I can't drive 55! I can't drive 55! Uh! (Solo) When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer. And I can't get get my care out of second gear. What used to take two hours now takes all day. Huh! It took me 16 hours to get to L.A. Gonna write me up a 125 Post my face wanted dead or alive Take my license, all that jive I can't drive 55! No, no no, I can't drive... (I can't drive 55!) I can't drive... (I can't drive 55!) I can't drive 55! You've got the blues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted August 24, 2007 Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 I got the blues Rolling Stones As I stand by your flame I get burned once again Feelin low down, Im blue As I sit by the fire Of your warm desire Ive got the blues for you, yeah Every night youve been away Ive sat down and I have prayed That youre safe in the arms of a guy Who will bring you alive Wont drag you down with abuse In the silk sheet of time I will find peace of mind Love is a bed full of blues And Ive got the blues for you And Ive got the blues for you And Ill bust my brains out for you And Ill tear my hair out Im gonna tear my hair out just for you If you dont believe what Im singing At three oclock in the morning, babe, well Im singing my song for you Your boyfriend´s back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted August 24, 2007 Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 My Boyfriend's Back--The Angels SPOKEN And bothered me every night And when I wouldn't go out with you You said things that weren't very nice> My boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble (Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back) When you see him comin', better cut out on the double (Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back) You been spreading lies that I was untrue (Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back) So look out now 'cause he's comin' after you (Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back) Hey, he knows what you been tryin' And he knows that you been lyin' He's been gone for such a long time (Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back) Now he's back and things'll be fine (Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back) You're gonna be sorry you were ever born (Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back) 'cause he's kinda big and he's awful strong (Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back) Hey, he knows I wasn't cheatin' Now you're gonna get a beatin' What made you think he'd believe all your lies? (Aah-ooh, aah-ooh) You're a big man now but he'll cut you down to size (Aah-ooh) Wait and see! My boyfriend's back, he's gonna save my reputation (Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back) If I were you, I'd take a permanent vacation (Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back) Hey, I can see him comin' Now you better start a'runnin' (Aah-ooh, aah-ooh) (Aah-ooh) Wait and see! My boyfriend's back, he's gonna save my reputation (Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back) Yeah, my boyfriend's back Well look out now, my boyfriend's back Well, I can see him comin' so you better get a'runnin' a'right now Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah FADE My boyfriend's back Someone else has returned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted August 24, 2007 Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 I Will Survive ~ Gloria Gaynor At first I was afraid I was petrified Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong And I grew strong And I learned how to get along And so you're back From outer space I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face I should have changed that stupid lock I should have made you leave the key If I'd have known for just one second you'd be back to bother me Go on now Go walk out the door Just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye Did you think I'd crumble Did you think I'd lay down and die Oh no not I I will survive Oh as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give, and I'll survive I will survive Hey hey It took all the strength I had not to fall apart Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart And I spent oh so many nights just feeling sorry for my self I used to cry Now I hold my head up high And you see me Somebody new I'm not that chained up little person still in love with you And so you felt like dropping in and just expect me to be free Well now I'm saving all my loving for someone who's loving me Go on now Go walk out that door, Just turn around now 'Cause you're not welcome anymore Weren't you the one who tried to break me with goodbye Did you think I'd crumble Did you think I'd lay down and die Oh no not I I will survive Oh as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give, and I'll survive I will survive Hey hey You need help, but nobody can hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted August 24, 2007 Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 See Me, Feel Me - The Who Tommy: See me, feel me, touch me, heal me. See me, feel me, touch me, heal me. See me, feel me, touch me, heal me. See me, feel me, touch me, heal me, heal me, heal me. Chorus: Listening to you I get the music. Gazing at you I get the heat. Following you I climb the mountain. I get excitement at your feet! Right behind you I see the millions. On you I see the glory. From you I get opinions. From you I get the story. Listening to you I get the music. Gazing at you I get the heat. Following you I climb the mountain. I get excitement at your feet! [TOMMY AND CHORUS] Right behind you I see the millions. On you I see the glory. From you I get opinions. From you I get the story. Listening to you I get the music. Gazing at you I get the heat (heat). Following you I climb the mountain. I get excitement at your feet! Right behind you I see the millions. On you I see the glory. From you I get opinions. From you I get the story. Ohhhhh, listening to you I get the music. Gazing at you I get the heat. Following you I climb the mountain. I get excitement at your feet! Right behind you I see the millions. On you I see the glory. From you I get opinions. From you I get the story. Listening to you! You crave ginseng tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted August 24, 2007 Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 Maybe a little coconut & lime with that ginseng? Coconut ~ Harry Nilsson Bruder bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime, His sister had anudder one she paid it for de lime. She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up. She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up She put de lime in de coconut, she call de doctor, woke 'im up, Said "doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?" I said "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache," I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?" I said "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache." Now lemme get this straight, You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up, You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot' up, You put de lime in de coconut, you drank 'em bot'up, You put de lime in de coconut, you call your doctor, woke 'im up, Said " Doctor, ain't there nothing' I can take?" I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache." I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?' I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache," You put de lime in de coconut, you drink 'em bot' togedder Put de lime in de coconut and you'll feel better, Put de lime in de coconut, drink 'em bot' up, Put de lime in de coconut and call me in the morning." Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo. Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo. Brudder bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime, His sister had anudder one she paid it for a lime. She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up She put de lime in de coconut and called de doctor, woke 'im up. And said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?' I said, "Doctor, to relieve this belly ache." I said "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take?" I said, "Doctor, now lemme get this straight, You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot'up, Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot' up, Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em bot' up, Put the lime in the coconut. You're such a silly woman. Put a lime in the coconut and drink 'em bot' together Put the lime in the coconut, then you'll feel better. Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both down, Put the lime in your coconut, and call me in the morning, Woo--ain't there nothin' you can take? I say, woo--to relieve your belly ache, You say, well woo--ain't there nothin' I can take? I say woo--woo, to relieve your belly ache, You say yow--ain't there nothin' I can take, I say wow--to relieve this belly ache, I said "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take," I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take," I said, "Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take," I said, "Doctor you're such a silly woman. Put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both together, Put the lime in the coconut, and you'll feel better, Put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em bot' up, Put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning. Yes, you call me in the morning, You call me in the morning, I'll tell you what to do if you call me in the morning. I'll tell you what to do if you call me in the morning. I'll tell you what to do if you call me in the morning. I'll tell you what to do and if you call me in the morning I'll tell you what to do. You Don't Feel Well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted August 24, 2007 Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 Unwell - Matchbox 20 All day staring at the ceiling Making friends with shadows on my wall All night hearing voices telling me That I should get some sleep Because tomorrow might be good for something Hold on Feeling like I'm heading for a breakdown And I don't know why But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell I know right now you can't tell But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see A different side of me I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired I know right now you don't care But soon enough you're gonna think of me And how I used to be...me I'm talking to myself in public Dodging glances on the train And I know, I know they've all been talking bout me I can hear them whisper And it makes me think there must be something wrong with me Out of all the hours thinking Somehow I've lost my mind But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell I know right now you can't tell But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see A different side of me I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired I know right now you don't care But soon enough you're gonna think of me And how I used to be I've been talking in my sleep Pretty soon they'll come to get me Yeah, they're taking me away I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell I know right now you can't tell But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see A different side of me I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired I know right now you don't care But soon enough you're gonna think of me And how I used to be Yeah, how I used to be How I used to be Well, I'm just a little unwell How I used to be How I used to be I'm just a little unwell It's the apocalypse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted August 24, 2007 Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 It's The End Of The World As We Know It (and I feel fine) ~ R.E.M. That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn - world serves its own needs, regardless of your own needs. Feed it up a knock, speed, grunt no, strength no. Ladder structure clatter with fear of height, down height. Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for hire and a combat site. Left her, wasn't coming in a hurry with the furies breathing down your neck. Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered crop. Look at that low plane! Fine then. Uh oh, overflow, population, common group, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed. Tell me with the rapture and the reverent in the right - right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine. Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign tower. Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn. Lock him in uniform and book burning, blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle, light a motive. Step down, step down. Watch a heel crush, crush. Uh oh, this means no fear - cavalier. Renegade and steer clear! A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine. The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide. Mount St. Edelite. Leonard Bernstein. Leonid Breshnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs. Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic, patriotic, slam, but neck, right? Right. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine...fine... (It's time I had some time alone) There are clear blue skies above you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted August 25, 2007 Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 Blue Skies--Willie Nelson Blue skies smilin' at me Nothin' but blue skies do I see Bluebirds singin' a song Nothin' but bluebirds all day long Never saw the sun shinin' so bright Never saw things goin' so right Noticing the days hurrying by When you're in love, my how they fly Blue days, all of them gone Nothin' but blue skies from now on (Blue skies smilin' at me Nothin' but blue skies do I see) Never saw the sun shinin' so bright Never saw things goin' so right Noticing the days hurrying by When you're in love, my how they fly Blue days, all of them gone Nothin' but blue skies from now on Nothin' but blue skies from now on A storm is brewing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 Like a Hurricane - Neil Young Once I thought I saw you in a crowded hazy bar, Dancing on the light from star to star. Far across the moonbeam I know thats who you are, I saw your brown eyes turning once to fire. You are like a hurricane Theres calm in your eye. And Im gettin blown away To somewhere safer where the feeling stays. I want to love you but Im getting blown away. I am just a dreamer, but you are just a dream, You could have been anyone to me. Before that moment you touched my lips That perfect feeling when time just slips Away between us on our foggy trip. You are like a hurricane Theres calm in your eye. And Im gettin blown away To somewhere safer where the feeling stays. I want to love you but Im getting blown away. You are just a dreamer, and I am just a dream. You could have been anyone to me. Before that moment you touched my lips That perfect feeling when time just slips Away between us on our foggy trip. You are like a hurricane Theres calm in your eye. And Im gettin blown away To somewhere safer where the feeling stays. I want to love you but Im getting blown away. There's something good on TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 "Couch Potato"- Weird Al Yankovic Look If you had One shot To sit on your lazy butt And watch all the TV you ever wanted Until your brain turned to mush Would you go for it? Or just let it slip? Yo Remote is ready Eyes wide, palms are sweaty There's Flintstones on the TV already Wilma 'n' Betty No virgin to channel surfin' And I'm HD-ready So I flip Garbage is all I'm getting There's Simon Cowell Who folks wanna disembowel He opens his mouth Always says something foul They're dyin', wow Wannabes are crying now He votes them out Time to throw in the towel Shows based on reality Oh, the humanity! Oh, Ozzy's family Sho' loves profanity Whoa, the insanity Oh, dogs that crap and pee Home of depravity? No, they live happily Yo Plus "Da Ali G Show" And "Celebrity Mole" Oh, and there's Anna Nicole Well, she's scaring me "Look ma, no cavities" Oh, it's a station break Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something "You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, they'd scold me But I'd still tune in every show (show) My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The Travel Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo) "You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos" (no) I'm gonna watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The History Channel and QVC and Lifetime (yo) (You're gonna) My butt is aching As I watch NASCAR racing That show about undertaking Larry King To "24" to "Law And Order" The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters Next up on "E! True Hollywood Story" The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey Shows for next fall, they've already been namin' "CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty lame 'n' So does "Everybody Tolerates Raymond" And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first minute I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter" Then I bet I watch "The Bachelorette" Followed by "Welcome Back, Kotter" And "The Muppet Show" where they go 'Mahna Mahna' "You're gonna lose your mind watching TV" They told me, they'd scold me But I'd still tune in every show (show) My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The Disney Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo) "You're gonna lose your mind watching TV" They told me, cajoled me But I still love Lisa Kudrow (drow) I'm looking at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo) (You're Gonna) Never missed "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space" I've seen each "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace" But I only watched "Will And Grace" one time one day Wish I hadn't 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched maybe a half hour After that, felt like I needed a long shower Network execs with naked ambitions "Next week on FOX, watch lions eat Christians" Like to tie up those programming planners Make 'em watch all of that junk 'til their heads explode just like "Scanners" Leech-covered grub-eatin' fools on "Survivor" Look there's James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", plus there's "MacGyver" And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Luke Perry on a Special all Pig-Latin episode of "Drew Carey" Wanna turn on "E.T." 'cause I'm a gossip freak And I gotta know who J. Lo is marryin' this week A 30 second spot Then we come back to "Are You Hot?" I was planning on recording "The Sopranos" I forgot I love shows with or without a plot I'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot Cause I only have got One brain to rot I'm gonna spend my life watching television a lot "You're gonna lose your mind watching TV" They told me, they'd scold me But I'd still tune in every show (show) My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The Sci-Fi Channel and AMC and Lifetime (yo) "You're gonna lose your mind watching TV" They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show" (no) I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The Learning Channel and MTV and Lifetime (yo) (You're gonna) You can watch anything you want to, man You're woken up before you want to be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 (edited) You Can't Walk In Your Sleep (if You Can't Sleep) By The GO-Go's Last night you slept, you slept in fits You smashed your windows bit by bit YOu cried out-a bad dream Horror pictures-what a scene! Which way will things go tonight Toss and turn or sleep tight You can't win you wonder why That sleep is one thing you can't buy CHORUS You can't walk in you sleep If you can't sleep You can't walk in your sleep If you can't sleep Downed that pill hours ago And time is passing oh so slow Watch the clock-you're waiting It's five o'clock and the world is waking That's the way things went tonight Tossed and turned though you were tight Exhaustion brings on desperation Well there's still some consolation CHORUS ------------------------------------------------ You desperately need a vacation. Edited August 27, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 Wake-up Call ~ RCPM Well there were covert conditions surrounding our mission when we were called to go And the powers that be summoned you and me to help prove what they think they know Estamos borracheros y cancioneros, verified and tried and true So Special Ops issued us flip flops, a guitar and a week or two We found a place that's not a where A time that's not a when Where there is not a why in sight at all And the speed of light is the pace of the sun's rise and fall And in this place that's not a where, This time that's not a when, Where there is not a why in sight at all We'd like to extend our stay…cancel our wake up call The insertion point was a lively little joint where operations would begin So we filled our cups so as to loosen up and to blend right in We told HQ, "We'll contact you, should we need you anymore" "We'll send official word, yeah fly you the bird!" "That's the homing pigeon!!!!" "Or by semaphore…right!" The good guys and the bad guys, they never work past noon 'round here We made our mark upon the map but the ink just disappeared Well our final report, in code, five-letters-short was written out by hand it was truthful, subversive, on purpose, in cursive, scribbled seaside in the sand Well we made quite clear we volunteer to stay right where we are Belay the extraction, we're missing in action, and F*U*B*A*R! We found a place that's not a where A time that's not a when And there is not a why in sight at all The speed of the light is the pace of the sun's rise and fall And in this place that's not a where, this time that's not a when, where there is not a why in sight at all We'd like to extend our stay Got dreamin' to do today Just doin' our job anyway… now cancel our wake up call ************************ you got a new dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 (edited) I Love My Dog ~ Cat Stevens I love my dog as much as I love you But you may fade, my dog will always come through. All he asks from me is the food to give him strength All he ever needs is love and that he knows he'll get So, I love my dog as much as I love you But you may fade, my dog will always come through. All the pay I need comes shining through his eyes I don't need no cold water to make me realize that I love my dog as much as I love you But you may fade, my dog will always come through. Na, na, na, na, na, na, nana... I love my dog as much as I love you But you may fade, my dog will always come through. Na, na, na, na, na, na, nana... I love my dog, baby, I love my dog. Na, na, na... I love my dog, baby, I love my dog. Na, na, na... Your car broke down. Edited August 27, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted August 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 (edited) This one has got to many swear words to put on this site.... Ode To My S*** Car - Adam Sandler WARNING - Lots of swearing Yes, that's right folks, Adam Sandler is getting a mention on Songfacts.... Edited August 27, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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