skybluesky Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 Aww Marc, that's not good for dancin' in moon boots! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 oh, it's not THAT Napoleon Dynamite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted June 1, 2007 Report Share Posted June 1, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted June 2, 2007 Report Share Posted June 2, 2007 What about AC/DC's "Love At First Feel" That should let her know your intentions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted June 2, 2007 Report Share Posted June 2, 2007 Oh rayzor a song from the heart, good choice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted June 2, 2007 Report Share Posted June 2, 2007 This song would make me the love slave of any one who sang it to me- Styx - Babe Babe I'm leavin' I must be on my way The time is drawing near My train is going I see it in your eyes The love, the need, your tears But I'll be lonely without you And I'll need your love to see me through So please believe me My heart is in your hands And I'll be missing you 'Cause you know it's you babe Whenever I get weary And I've had enough Feel like giving up You know it's you babe Givin' me the courage And the strength I need Please believe that it's true Babe, I love you You know it's you babe Whenever I get weary And I've had enough Feel like giving up You know it's you babe Givin' me the courage And the strength I need Please believe that it's true Babe, I love you Babe, I'm leavin' I'll say it once again And somehow try to smile I know the feeling we're tryin' to forget If only for a while 'Cause I'll be lonely without you And I'll need your love to see me through Please believe me My heart is in your hands 'Cause I'll be missing you Babe, I love you Babe, I love you Ooo-oo-oo-oo, babe o sang it to me: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted June 2, 2007 Report Share Posted June 2, 2007 I hear ya, I am that way with Fire by Bruce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taufel Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 "Grow Old With You" - Adam Sandler (From The Wedding Singer) I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad Carry you around when your arthritis is bad All I wanna do is grow old with you I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches Build you a fire if the furnace breaks Oh it could be so nice, growing old with you I'll miss you Kiss you Give you my coat when you are cold Need you Feed you Even let ya hold the remote control So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink Put you to bed if you've had too much to drink I could be the man who grows old with you I wanna grow old with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Another one that might work....The Doors ~ Hello I Love You! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza Posted June 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Many Thanks for all the suggestions.I went with Bruces Fire and also Ramones - I wanna be your boyfriend,seems to have done the trick as i am taking her tonight.Wish me Luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 "I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend" makes me all smooshy and gooshy. Good call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Many Thanks for all the suggestions.I went with Bruces Fire and also Ramones - I wanna be your boyfriend,seems to have done the trick as i am taking her tonight.Wish me Luck Good luck and I knew Bruce would do the trick!! Never fails!! Let us know what happens! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Good luck Gazza! Have fun! (not too much though!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 "Grow Old With You" - Adam Sandler (From The Wedding Singer) I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad Carry you around when your arthritis is bad All I wanna do is grow old with you I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches Build you a fire if the furnace breaks Oh it could be so nice, growing old with you I'll miss you Kiss you Give you my coat when you are cold Need you Feed you Even let ya hold the remote control So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink Put you to bed if you've had too much to drink I could be the man who grows old with you I wanna grow old with you Excellent, Taufel! I would go out with any man who sang that to me, with my husband's permission, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Many Thanks for all the suggestions.I went with Bruces Fire and also Ramones - I wanna be your boyfriend,seems to have done the trick as i am taking her tonight.Wish me Luck Dagnabbit, you've sorted it out and just as I was about to make my "never-fails-for-me" suggestion: Touch Me I'm Sick - Mudhoney ooh wow ooh I feel bad, and I've felt worse I'm a creep, yeah, I'm a jerk Come on Touch me, I'm sick wow I won't live long, and I'm full of rot Gonna give you - girl - everything I got Touch me, I'm sick, yeah Touch me, I'm sick Come on baby, now come with me If you don't come If you don't come If you don't come You'll die alone wow ooh I'm diseased, I don't mind I'll make you love me 'till the day you die Come on Touch me, I'm sick ahhh F*ck me, I'm sick Come on baby, now come with me If you don't come If you don't come If you don't come You'll die alone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Why don't you write her your own song??. If you can't play any instruments, then get one of your friends to play the guitar or piano, it doesn't have to be over-complicated. And let the lyrics come from your heart. And if you can't do that, then here's a few songs that could be of use to you: Heaven - Bryan Adams. When You're Gone - Bryan Adams. Wonderful Tonight - Eric Clapton. With Or Without You - U2. Everywhere - Fleetwood Mac. The fact that this girl wants you to play a song for her is a good sign, it shows that she is very interested in you, and wants to see if you can impress her. It seems like she wants you to tell her through song that you can put in the effort for her, so do your best. You have an excellent chance here, so try not to mess up. In a way, she has already said yes, she just wants you to put the keystone in place, know what I'm saying??. She wants you to create the magical formula that will make her hair grow, so you can climb up and rescue her from the tower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyguitar Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Heaven - Bryan Adams. When You're Gone - Bryan Adams. Wonderful Tonight - Eric Clapton. With Or Without You - U2. Everywhere - Fleetwood Mac. Unless she's about 50 herself I wouldn't bother with any of that old tosh (with deepest respect). I'd go with something relatively new, good tune, great lyrics, superb 'Claptonesque' solo and a real knicker-dropping ending...hmmm Gravity - John Mayer Buy her the album you tightwad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Here's a tender little ditty that's not too wimpy but still gets the point across. It's perfect for you kids from this new generation. It's by a group called Labrat, and the title of the song is "Two Pigs F***ing". "Esconced in turgid lakes of sweat The animals up to their necks A heaving mass of evil sh*t Sins that manifest themselves in sex I feel that I've been done wrong Pushed and laughed at way too long Bestial ructions in fullest flowing The filthy juices ripe on my tongue To hurt myself priority Punishment overdue rolls free Senses race to ascertain the breach Drown in pools of blood-soaked p*ss Razors skate on a park of arteries Release the presence of promiscuous whores A face I knew but no longer recognize Good-will overtook by power to despise I feel no sorrow Where previously I chose to wallow The only path to inner-peace seems to me to be acceptance of responsibility If I could just be a better man for one day then things may not have gone this way Cut off your legs to spite your life I bring my hand down Bring down the knife Cut off your face Pull out your eyes To end your life And spite your lies" ROCK ON, KIDS!! AND DON'T DO CRACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 (edited) I just barked out loud like a demented seal, Sammy. UPDATE: 15 minutes later and I'm still laughing out loud. Edited June 6, 2007 by Guest To update the progression of my slow descent into insanity, as evidenced by my total and utter amusement inspired by Sammy's song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyguitar Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Yeah, that should get the evening off to a good start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Uh, great? What about "Paradise by the dashboard light" by Meatloaf? I. Paradise Boy: I remember every little thing As if it happened only yesterday Parking by the lake And there was not another car in sight And I never had a girl Looking any better than you did And all the kids at school They were wishing they were me that night And now our bodies are oh so close and tight It never felt so good, it never felt so right And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife C'mon! Hold on tight! C'mon! Hold on tight! Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night I can see paradise by the dashboard light Girl: Ain't no doubt about it We were doubly blessed Cause we were barely seventeen And we were barely dressed Ain't no doubt about it Baby got to go and shout it Ain't no doubt about it We were doubly blessed Boy: Cause we were barely seventeen And we were barely dressed Baby doncha hear my heart You got it drowning out the radio I've been waiting so long For you to come along and have some fun And I gotta let ya know No you're never gonna regret it So open up your eyes I got a big surprise It'll feel all right Well I wanna make your motor run And now our bodies are oh so close and tight It never felt so good, it never felt so right And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife C'mon! Hold on tight! C'mon! Hold on tight! Though it's cold and lonley in the deep dark night I can see paradise by the dashboard light Paradise by the dashboard light You got to do what you can And let Mother Nature do the rest Ain't no doubt about it We were doubly blessed Cause we were barely seventeen And we were barely-- We're gonna go all the way tonight We're gonna go allt he way An tonight's the night... Radio Broadcast: Ok, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here, two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth, there's the wind-up and there it is, a line shot up the middle, look at him go. This boy can really fly! He's rounding first and really turning it on now, he's not letting up at all, he's gonna try for second; the ball is bobbled out in center, and here comes the throw, and what a throw! He's gonna slide in head first, here he comes, he's out! No, wait, safe--safe at second base, this kid really makes things happen out there. Batter steps up to the plate, here's the pitch-- he's going, and what a jump he's got, he's trying for third, here's the throw, it's in the dirt-- safe at third! Holy cow, stolen base! He's taking a pretty big lead out there, almost daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher glance over, winds up, and it's bunted, bunted down the third base line, the suicide squeeze in on! Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close, here's the throw, there's the play at the plate, holy cow, I think he's gonna make it! II. Let Me Sleep On It Girl: Stop right there! I gotta know right now! Before we go any further--! Do you love me? Will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you never leave me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life? Will you take me away and will you make me your wife? Do you love me!? Will you love me forever!? Do you need me!? Will you never leave me!? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life!? Will you take me away and will you make me your wife!? I gotta know right now Before we go any further Do you love me!!!? Will you love me forever!!!? Boy: Let me sleep on it Baby, baby let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it And I'll give you my answer in the morning Let me sleep on it Baby, baby let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it And I'll give you my answer in the morning Let me sleep on it Baby, baby let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it And I'll give you my answer in the morning Girl: I gotta know right now! Do you love me? Will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you never leave me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life? Will you take me away and will you make me your wife? I gotta know right now! Before we go any further Do you love me? And will you love me forever? Boy: Let me sleep on it Baby, baby let me sleep on it Let me sleep on it And I'll give you my answer in the morning Let me sleep on it!!! Girl: Will you love me forever? Boy: Let me sleep on it!!! Girl: Will you love me forever!!! III. Praying for the End of Time Boy: I couldn't take it any longer Lord I was crazed And when the feeling came upon me Like a tidal wave I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave That I would love you to the end of time I swore that I would love you to the end of time! So now I'm praying for the end of time To hurry up and arrive Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you I don't think that I can really survive I'll never break my promise or forget my vow But God only knows what I can do right now I'm praying for the end of time It's all that I can do Praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you!!! Boy: It was long ago and it was far away and it was so much better than it is today Girl: It never felt so good It never felt so right And we were glowing like A metal on the edge of a knife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Unless she's about 50 herself I wouldn't bother with any of that old tosh (with deepest respect). I don't see what the problem with any of these songs is. They suit the mood that is being looked for I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 for a U 2 song I would have gone with "All I Want Is You" or "The Sweetest Thing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 I just barked out loud like a demented seal, Sammy. Me too. In the silence of the dawn. I was half asleep till I read your post, Sammy. Now I´m ready to face the new day. Sammy, you´re the best!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyguitar Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 I don't see what the problem with any of these songs is. They suit the mood that is being looked for I think. I seek to disagree, unless you want to create the idea that you are a boring old fart with nothing in his music collection post 1989, a sad taste in middle aged, middle of the road, claptrap and have the imagination of a whelk...if that's the mood you think will get the lady panting with desire then ...fine. Me? I'd go for something that showed that I was not only sensitive and shaggable but up-to-date and happening. I want rampant rumpey pumpey based on a lustful appreciation of my eclectic modernity...I don't want to bore the poor girl into submission and get a sympathy shag for the old guy who's lost touch...Wonderful Tonight...my mother wouldn't have put out for that garbage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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