DiggsUK Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Yeah, but you don't want to come across as an old guy trying to be down wit da kids either... May I suggest a little Tim Buckley to show your romantic side... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiggsUK Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 I wouldn't malign the 'sympathy shag' either - hell, if I was in the market I'd happily play any old sh*te for that kind of sympathy! Of course, I'd have my finger on the 'off-button' faster than she could ask "You ok?"! No, thinking about it I would draw the line at 'soft rock' though.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyguitar Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Yeah, but you don't want to come across as an old guy trying to be down wit da kids either... May I suggest a little Tim Buckley to show your romantic side... Good point..last time I was 'down with the kids' it led to all sorts of trouble (I'm on some sort of register now ) Tim B....good call. It worked in the 70's so it should still work now...Dolphins would be my choice. I wouldn't want to even try and make love to Bryan Adams...if you know what I mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Wonderful Tonight...my mother wouldn't have put out for that garbage. So, what would your mother have "put out" for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 I wouldn't want to even try and make love to Bryan Adams...if you know what I mean? I think I know what you mean. Those songs just go on for too long. But it might bring a whole new meaning to "The Summer of 69"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiggsUK Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 I don't think 'Dittle Diggs' would work to Styx or Heart... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyguitar Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 I think I know what you mean. Those songs just go on for too long. But it might bring a whole new meaning to "The Summer of 69"... My mother was known to love 'Keep On Running' by Spencer Davis, however, on reflection, if you tried it on to that with some laydee she might have cause to think you were a predatory psychopath and it could stifle the mood somewhat. I think I have mentioned before how I was indelibly scarred (and a little scared) when my father bought 'Hot Love' by T-Rex and played it on repeat.....I had to run away from home. I have always stayed clear of the 'Let's Get it On' end of the seductive spectrum, maybe if I was taller and blacker it might have worked. I preferred to play the 'wistful nerd' ticket (to good effect, I can tell you). I have to say, the invention of the 12" single upped my game considerably and, by the end of the decade I could just about manage the whole side of a Crusaders album. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 I have always stayed clear of the 'Let's Get it On' end of the seductive spectrum So Jimmy Buffett's Let's Get Drunk and Screw wouldn't work for ya?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyguitar Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 If it works for you...then I'm willing to experiment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 ^^ ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 If it works for you...then I'm willing to experiment. Hey booze and sex, all you need is the rock and roll! Not that I'm easy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyguitar Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 (edited) Not that I'm easy! It's not that I'm hard. No, hang on, I didn't mean that...I mean I could be 'hard', but I'm not easy..no, wait a second...what I meant was...It could be easy to be hard with you?...no, err..I'm getting flustered here...put on the Commodores Sod it...put on Smokie. Edited June 7, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 For some reason now I have the Three Dog Night song Easy To Be Hard in my head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Oh man, you two got me bustin' a gut over here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 My pleasure to entertain you Ray! Well you know what I mean! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 *cue stripper music* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 johnny, rayzor is getting some music ready for you hon! I will have the seat front row center! You know I was innocent until you pulled me into this conversation, don't you johnny??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 SJ: Beware! johnnyguitar is a renowned serial seducer: word on the ground is that he had to have clinical treatment for sex addiction, such were his preternatural skills of irresistible persuasion with the laydeez. I'd hate to see you hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 "I'm a sex addict!!". Has anyone else seen Blades Of Glory??. It's so funny!!. I still think that he should write his own song, because at least it's up to date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 SJ: Beware! johnnyguitar is a renowned serial seducer: word on the ground is that he had to have clinical treatment for sex addiction, such were his preternatural skills of irresistible persuasion with the laydeez. I'd hate to see you hurt. b-f thanks for the warning, but maybe it's johnny you should be worried about??? Remember I am the one with the dirtiest laugh you have ever heard, makes you wonder what else is going on in that mind of mine, now doesn't it??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyguitar Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Ok Ok...I'll come clean. This tongue-tied buffoon that I play in order to seduce impressionable babes is a complete con. Actually I have a black belt 7th Dan in the Marital Arts. Although...nowadays it does occasionally take me all night to do what I used to do all night. As the old saying goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Although...nowadays it does occasionally take me all night to do what I used to do all night. As the old saying goes. All I can do is laugh at this comment! I could say so much, but I will hold my tongue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyguitar Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 I'd like to hold your tongue too...or am I not allowed to say that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted June 9, 2007 Report Share Posted June 9, 2007 I'd like to hold your tongue too...or am I not allowed to say that? johnny you can say anything to me, I don't scare easily, or blush very often. OMG, I sound like a floosie! That is the Janis I have in my soul, she makes me misbehave, because I am normally an angel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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