MindCrime Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Granted. You'll get your wish tomorrow, when you mow my lawn & trim the palm trees. I wish I was 100 feet tall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Granted, but now you are homeless because you can't fit through the door in your house.... I wish I could think of a creative wish to wish for... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Granted. I just added a new thread entitled Nasty Things We Can Say About Kevin, which I expect will be updated every day with the most ingenious, yet vile, epithets that our crack staff at SF can come up with. I wish I can see Kevin's face when he reads this post. You mean that third grade -level thread called "What grinds your gears Today " ? Been there done that many times, rookie ( did you pay your lunch money , BTW ?- oh , Sammy ... ) . My face as I read this ( or a reasonable similarity ) ? Thinkin' Cyberjudge a dork ... : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Granted. You are now the head of Make-A-Wish, and all that comes with the job. You lasted nearly a year, then were carted off to "the laughing academy." I wish to grant Kevin's wish, but it isn't phrased "I wish..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Read above . Mine is just a side note . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Oops, time to restart this "wishes go wrong" thread. The wish for a creative wish was granted, but got stuck on a Mobius band. I wish for a month of Saturdays. (A month of Sundays is for righteous folk.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Granted, but you go over five weeks without a paycheck. I wish everyone was intelligent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Granted, but now who's gonna vote for ________? I wish I could've done that without the blank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Granted, but every word is now a live, ready-to-fire bullet, which wreaks havoc whenever you use your computer! I wish death upon all Phishers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 Grated but the lakes get over populated with pike and all the other fish get eaten I wish I could dance with someboby who loved me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 Granted. And let me tell ya, Satan IS quite the dancer! I wish I was bungee jumping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 Granted but the ropes to long and you land in a river full of perannias. I wish I coulds spell every word ever spoken... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 Granted but yer grammar is fupped uk I wish I could speak 3 more languages fluently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 Granted. Not sure what you're going to do with Ngong, Itza' and Dirari, but here you go. I wish I could invent an language that would go on to become the official world language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 granted but the fame drives you insane and you end up a gibbering wreck I wish I could hold onto one realsionship without screwing it up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 Granted, but xagorppi znuzada baurighitz. I wish I could play piano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 huh? *shurg* what ever.. Granted but the whole worlds gone deaf so only you can hear you play I wish the course of true love ran smooth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 Oops, sorry Bloof. My answer was for Fin. You beat me to it. I wish the course of true love ran smooth Granted, but first you must find true love. I wish my answer to Fin's wish was faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 Granted, but your fingers break under the strain of typing that fast! I wish I could find a song that will bring my true love back to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 Granted, try "Hit The Road, Jack". I wish she'd see the light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 Granted. It's an oncoming train. (Ouch!) I wish I could write a book and get it published. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 (edited) Granted. But your book, "My Dinner with Osama bin Laden" puts you square in the CIA's crosshairs. (Not to worry, Mossad has you on ice...lierally.) I wish Gracenote had a "Zydeco" category. Edited July 24, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 Granted. What the hell is Gracenote? I wish the work week was only three days long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 GGranted you now have no money to live on I Wish I could sing like Roy Fields... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 Granted. And you're just as well known, too. I wish I still had a huge treehouse, like when I was a kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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