Floydaholic Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 Granted. They are now in the form of triplets (a musical term for putting 3 notes of the same value into the space of two. Sorry). I wish that I owned my own digital SLR camera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 Granted, but it was previously owned and had pictures of old ladies undressing on it.... I wish I had a money tree.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 Granted, but a major earthquake utterly destroys it. I wish I could be there when Sammy's d**k arrives at Shawna's on a flatbed truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 Granted, but the "package" falls off the truck and crushes your car. I wish I wasn't so well endowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 Granted. You are now blessed with a great personality, sense of humor, musical talent, charm, intelligence and good looks. I wish I weren't so smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 Granted. You are now very well endowed, but you're too stupid to know what to do with it. I wish the Beatles would go on tour with Julian Lennon as the frontman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 Granted, but he takes up with Yoko and ruins the band. I wish The Kinks would get together and tour behind a new album. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 Granted, but it's a Lawrence Welk tribute album. I wish Eric Clapton would hold another Crossroads Guitar Festival (and this time invite Alvin Lee). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 (edited) Granted, but Korean terrorists cut his hands off.... I wish tribute bands were good.... Edited September 26, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Granted. Get ready for the release of a brand new 'Queen + Paul Rogers' album. I wish ambient music didn't exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Granted, but Mexican rap is EVERYWHERE!.... I wish the charts weren't filled with pop.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Granted..now they're filled with classical and hip hop I wish I could spend a day by myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Granted. You are thrown in solitary (no toilet...) I wish I didn't feel so tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Granted. Welcome to the suger high, and the great crash at the end of it. I wish I owned a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Granted. It chews your shoes and pees on the carpet. I wish I had someone to load my iPod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Granted. He chews your shoes and pees on your iPod. I wish I had a whole mess of crabs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Granted, but you're burried in the muck in a back channel near Harvey's Cedars. I wish Sammy had used crab traps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Granted, but he tried to emulate the guys in Shawna's video and used the traps for a purpose for which they clearly were not intended. I wish every wish I make would come true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Granted. See, you're wish came true! I wish Ween was more popular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Granted, they sell out to MTV.... I wish MTV was actually good.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Granted. Welcome to 1981. I wish MTV still played music videos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Granted. All Phil Collins videos 24/7 I wish airline seats were comfortable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Granted, the foods horrible....oh wait, it already is!! I wish there was a quicker and cheaper way to travel internationally.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 Granted..welcome to the Army I wish I would never ever get a sinus infection ever again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 Granted, you now have no nose.... I wish that there was another Woodstock as big as the original.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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