Rhyme It! II

[MindCrime]

Outside, it's pretty darn chilly.

[Lucky]

Are you bringing along your sister Milly?

[MindCrime]

I heard she's married to Willy.

[Lucky]

His last name is Nilly.

[MindCrime]

They had a son named Billy.

[Lucky]

I bet on that little filly.

[RonJonSurfer]

I went to Philly and had lunch at Chili's.

[Lucky]

This is rather silly, but I met a porcupine named Quilly.

[RonJonSurfer]

Was you drinkin' Sassperilly?

[Crazy Don]

Ever since they were exposed as fakes, I've called imitation vanilla extract Milli Vanilli.

[Lucky]

Was you drinkin' Sassperilly?

Ron, you get the hillbilly imitation award of the month!!

Dairy Queen has a yummy bar called a Dilly.

[MindCrime]

That's good to read.

[Uncle Joe]

Dough's good to knead.

[Lucky]

That's always been my creed.

[RonJonSurfer]

Only women bleed.

[Uncle Joe]

I chased a woman once but she fleed.

[Jenny]

Did she make you all knock-kneed?

[Uncle Joe]

Because of her my inhibitions were freed.

[RonJonSurfer]

So now we know Joe did the deed.

[Uncle Joe]

Sure, after she made me beg and plead.

[RonJonSurfer]

Good thing you lied and said you were Sam Snead.

[Uncle Joe]

No Ron, I was Boss Tweed.

[RonJonSurfer]

Did you smoke some wacky weed?

[Jenny]

I feel the need, the need for speed

[_Laurie_]

You'll take the lead!