Rhyme It! II

[Lucky]

Ok, I've got a splinter.

[Crazy Don]

Why wait for winter?

[RonJonSurfer]

The sun has less glare when I use the tinter.

[Uncle Joe]

I wish my dryer had a self-delinter.

[RonJonSurfer]

Hire actor Lindsey Ginter.

[Uncle Joe]

Remember a boxer named John Minter?

[RonJonSurfer]

No...when did he grace the ring?

[Uncle Joe]

Twas in the 60's that he gave it a fling.

[RonJonSurfer]

It was also in the 60's when Gomez met "Thing".

[Lucky]

Sometime in the 70's we all met Sting.

[RonJonSurfer]

...and Bowie met Bing.

[Lucky]

Who said, A Ring a Ding Ding.

[_Laurie_]

And your bird can sing...

[Uncle Joe]

And Gimmee Dat Ding.

[Lucky]

I've got static cling.

[Uncle Joe]

One of those Pandas was Hsing Hsing...

[Lucky]

It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing .

[Uncle Joe]

The other was Ling Ling

[Lucky]

Miracle Whip's got zing!

[Uncle Joe]

But never on a chicken wing

[Lucky]

The vase was a Ming.

[RonJonSurfer]

Who died and made you King?

[MarcM]

I might be fun to go off on a fling

[RonJonSurfer]

Wearing all your bling?

[Lucky]

Just my diamond ring.