Rhyme It! II

[Lucky]

Show me the way.

[Rayzor]

My uncle was a green beret

[Uncle Joe]

Make my steak a filet.

[Uncle Joe]

Oh, and have it cooked by Edna St. Vincent Millay.

[Rayzor]

are there any other rhymes with which we can play?

[Uncle Joe]

voulez vous coucher?

[Rayzor]

that would depend on where I lay...

[RonJonSurfer]

Lay on the beach or hit the surf.

[Uncle Joe]

Mmm, I'll have the surf 'n turf.

[Rayzor]

You think yer Papa Smurf?

[_Laurie_]

I know someone named Murph.

[MindCrime]

The kids play with a waterball made by Nerf.

[Lucky]

Remember that guy, Bennett Cerf?

[Uncle Joe]

Of Clyde isn't there a Firth?

[MarcM]

I have been lucky since the day of my birth.

[Uncle Joe]

No wonder you're so full of mirth.

[Crazy Don]

I live on planet earth!

[RonJonSurfer]

Informationally there is a dirth.

[Lucky]

So how much is that worth?

[Uncle Joe]

You mean to spell dearth?

[RonJonSurfer]

I made a mistake, that wouldn't be my firth.

[MarcM]

my pants are straining under my girth

[Uncle Joe]

OK then, we'll give you a wide berth.

[Lucky]

Y'all make me giggle with mirth.

[Uncle Joe]

Let's rhyme with printer.