Rhyme It! II

[_Laurie_]

The bird has a broken wing.

[Lucky]

Hear the bells... ting a ling.

[_Laurie_]

Have you taken your ginsing?

[Lucky]

Yep. Now I don't know whether to pong or ping.

[_Laurie_]

Give it a little zing.

[Lucky]

And get my a** in a sling?

[_Laurie_]

What else could it bring.

[Lucky]

Nothing but spring.

[_Laurie_]

But I like Summer.

[Lucky]

Man, what a bummer.

[Crazy Don]

It's not a bummer!

[_Laurie_]

Have you seen Dumb and Dumber?

[MarcM]

No, I was always a latecomer

[Lucky]

Do you drive a Hummer?

[MarcM]

I am not a fan of summer.

[Lucky]

I think it's time to call the plumber.

[Alexia48146]

I think he changed his telephone number.

[Lucky]

Just so he could get some slumber.

[RonJonSurfer]

Hit him in the head with some lumber.

[Rayzor]

Now he acts like a cucumber.

[RonJonSurfer]

He always acted like a veggie.

[Rayzor]

Especially since the Atomic wedgie!

[Lucky]

Archie has a friend named Reggie.

[MarcM]

Lack of sleep makes me edgy

[RonJonSurfer]

At Ye Olde Pub they fed ye.