Rhyme It! II

[_Laurie_]

She's got a hook!

[RonJonSurfer]

She got took.

[Uncle Joe]

Aint that just like a rook?

[RonJonSurfer]

Buy your windsurfing gear from Chinook.

[Lucky]

Gadzook!

[RonJonSurfer]

Egads!

[Uncle Joe]

Sir Galahad.

[RonJonSurfer]

Please don't be mad!

[Crazy Don]

I'd rather be glad.

[RonJonSurfer]

Just don't be had.

[Lucky]

To the bone he is bad.

[RonJonSurfer]

He's also rad.

[Lucky]

I heard he was a cad.

[RonJonSurfer]

So was his Dad.

[Lucky]

Darn, that makes me sad.

[RonJonSurfer]

don't even ask about Vlad.

[Lucky]

He found his wife in a classified ad.

[Uncle Joe]

Impaled just a tad.

[Lucky]

He took her up to his pad.

[Uncle Joe]

And he told her of the virtues of shad.

[Rayzor]

Until she screamed "Egad!"

[Lucky]

Remember the story RonJon told about Chad?

[Uncle Joe]

Remember Ron's suit of plaid?

[RonJonSurfer]

UJ is a famous nomad.

[Lucky]

Three forms a triad.