Lea Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 I think somebody zigged when they should have zagged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 wHY IS THIS STICKY NOW? Yes, why is it sticky? There is the fact the grinding gears seems to be the most popular thread sometimes, but that reason alone makes it pretty easy to find ... Consider it unstuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 slept on a fork... I prefer sleeping with sporks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 slept on a fork... Hmmm. I've tried to calculate the metaphoric value of that statement. It could be a lyric of a song but I know none. Could be a state of mind so, you've slept on a fork? How was its tines? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyRaccoon Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 I prefer sleeping with sporks. I slept with a spork once. Next day she jumped town. Now she only calls me for child support. I don't know why but she always had something against spooning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 I've got to get out of my cave! Men are comparing women to sporks? Oh the travesty. I can understand a li'l, though before plastic and hair extensions there was true blue. Back then a person wouldn't be able to hide behind a spork; instead, they'd be a dork; but wait, back then the word "Dork" wasn't even invented! Cool that all a person needs to worry about these days are plastic utensils. Everything now is plastic, even boobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 I slept with a spork once. Next day she jumped town. Now she only calls me for child support. I don't know why but she always had something against spooning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Hmmm. I've tried to calculate the metaphoric value of that statement. It could be a lyric of a song but I know none. Could be a state of mind so, you've slept on a fork? How was its tines? I literally woke up to a form underneath me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Hey, I'd rather be above than beneath (behind is okay) any ole day, MC. Still didn't give me your idea of what sleeping on a fork is yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 It's sleeping on a fork that is between the human body and the mattress and it's painful, but I didn't realize it while I was in heavy sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Maybe it's time to get a new mattress? Seriously, are you suffering lower back pain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Nah, I sleep on my stomach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 uncool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockyRaccoon Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Having my tire blow out near the end of a 2 and a half hour drive and sitting for an hour on the side of the road while it's snowing waiting for a friend and a tow truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 I hate it when that happens, luckily you got off the road safely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Losing an older friend to cancer. R.I.P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Best regards to your friend, MindCrime. I have a little bit of understanding about loss. I reckon the people that leave this world would wish we'd be happy. I try but at times it's hard. Take care, my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Thanks for the sentiment Muzik. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieBlue Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Layoffs without the powers that be even being considerate enough to let staff know that the company is officially downsizing and you may or may not have your job tomorrow. You would think with offices in 3 states and over 200 employees, there would be some type of meeting, announcement something more than just seeing random people being escorted out with boxes. My Pop-Pop always did say a coward will shoot you in the back everytime! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 It's all about $$$, JB. The next time you spend a dollar, ask it if it cares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 I slept with a spork once. Next day she jumped town. Now she only calls me for child support. I don't know why but she always had something against spooning. classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Oh insomnia, how I have not missed you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Man, insomnia is, IMO, the worst thing to go through! I once went almost a month (30) days and nights without sleeping! It's a terrible thing to want to sleep and can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 Sleep is just a rehearsal for death . It is far worse to not be able to buy cigarettes or booze when you want some late at night - or to be allowed to smoke , even . (Little known fact : In1775, the British were about to introduce a no smoking ban/tax , which Washington and many others in the continental congress - huge pipe smokers- could no longer tolerate . This was the tipping point . In fact, the original Second Amendment said so , but some NRA terrorists managed to lobby and change it . True story . ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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