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No one take this the wrong way...but you all are definately keeping in tune with the theme of the thread...cool! LOL!

:laughing: We are simple creatures trying to find amusement wherever we can, Jane!

I rode my bike.

That reminds me of a song...

Bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride my bike

I want to ride my bicycle

I want to ride it where I like

As long as you laughed... That's all we got left anymore, innit?

Ain't that the truth, Ken?

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United Press International

Tombstone, the Arizona town cleaned up by Wyatt Earp, once again has a reputation for lawlessness.

In a memo obtained by the Arizona Republic, the new marshal, Lance Crosthwait, says his deputies have been drinking on duty and giving women drugs or protection from arrest in exchange for sexual favors. Crosthwait asked for an investigation of the Marshal's Office.

Mayor Andree De Journett appointed Crosthwait earlier this month after the previous marshal left, ostensibly because he did not live in Tombstone. The office has had six marshals in three years.

"Nobody's doing their jobs," De Journett told the newspaper. "I mean, a filing cabinet with sex toys? What's going on there at night?"

Tombstone, a small town in southeastern Arizona, is a tourist attraction.

Where is Wyatt Earp when you need him??? Anyone want to apply for the job??

:laughing:

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PITTSBURGH (AP) _ Turns out the microwaved penis was a fake. A convenience store clerk in the Pittsburgh area was freaked out when she thought she had put a severed penis in the store's microwave oven. The clerk says a couple came into the store and asked her to heat up something for them. The clerk did and caught a glimpse of what she thought was a penis wrapped in paper towels. McKeesport police Chief Joseph Pero says the woman who came into the store with the fake penis was actually trying to cheat on a job application drug test. Prosthetic penises that contain drug-free urine are sold on the Internet. According to the woman, the couple stopped to warm the device in the microwave so the urine would pass the body temperature test. Police plan to interview the woman today.

New meaning for a weenie in a blanket!! Ewwww!!

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It almost seemed like a miracle to Haldis Gundersen when she turned on her kitchen faucet this weekend and found the water had turned into beer.

Two flights down, employees and customers at the Big Tower Bar were horrified when water poured out of the beer taps.

By an improbable feat of clumsy plumbing, someone at the bar in Kristiandsund, western Norway, had accidentally hooked the beer hoses to the water pipes for Gundersen's apartment.

"We had settled down for a cozy Saturday evening, had a nice dinner, and I was just going to clean up a little," Gundersen, 50, told The Associated Press by telephone Monday. "I turned on the kitchen faucet and beer came out."

However, Gundersen said the beer was flat and not tempting, even in a country where a half-liter (pint) can cost about 25 kroner ($3.75) in grocery stores.

Per Egil Myrvang, of the local beer distributor, said he helped bartenders reconnect the pipes by telephone.

"The water and beer pipes do touch each other, but you have to be really creative to connect them together," he told local newspapers.

Gundersen joked about having the pub send up free beer for her next party.

"But maybe it would be easier if they just invited me down for a beer," she said.

And all I get in my faucet is tap water with so many creepy things in it I don't drink it!!

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Jane said:

In a memo obtained by the Arizona Republic, the new marshal, Lance Crosthwait, says his deputies have been drinking on duty and giving women drugs or protection from arrest in exchange for sexual favors. Crosthwait asked for an investigation of the Marshal's Office.

Mayor Andree De Journett appointed Crosthwait earlier this month after the previous marshal left, ostensibly because he did not live in Tombstone. The office has had six marshals in three years.

Where is Wyatt Earp when you need him??? Anyone want to apply for the job??

I'd like to apply for the "deputy" position! =:P

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I'd like to apply for the "deputy" position! =:P

You really want sexual favours from women who accept drugs in exchange? And are candidates for frequent arrest? :o We're talking about junkie-prostitutes here, Brad; I can't imagine they'll be Playboy Bunnies.....

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Man Tries to Buy Condoms With Fake $100

(AP) A 23-year-old man was arrested after he tried to buy condoms and cologne with a fake $100 bill, authorities said.

Christopher Leigh Smith was charged with attempting to use a counterfeit bill to purchase the items at a Walgreens Drug Store, Florida Today reported Thursday.

The clerk suspected the bill was fake and stalled Smith until police arrived, a spokeswoman for the Palm Bay Police Department said. "He told them that he knew it was fake and that he had gotten it from an unknown man," said spokeswoman Yvonne Martinez.

Police found no evidence that Smith had produced the bill himself, she said.

Smith is being held Brevard County Jail on a $1,000 bond. The case has also been referred to the U.S. Secret Service, which routinely handles cases involving counterfeit bills.

At least the guy was ready for his date, safe sex and colonge...every girls dream!! :laughing:

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Neighbors Upset Over Pot Paintings

Winsted -- It's neighbor versus neighbor in one community. Neighbors say a house on 24 High Street in Winsted is in bad taste, but officials say there's little they can do about this house with hemp leaves painted on the side.

The hemp leaf symbol means the same thing to almost everyone, marijuana, but for the man who owns this house it means something else, hemp.

Hemp is basically pot plant minus the pot and hemp is widely acknowledged to have many different uses.

"Hemp fiber is 10 times as strong as cotton," says Chris Seekins, who grows the plant. "You can make plastics out of hemp."

Seekins owns the home and painted these pictures and with them is making a statement that hemp should be legalized.

"I think he's going about it the wrong way decorating this house the way he did," said neighbor Tom Rea.

Neighbors we talked to weren't excited about Seekins message but they all recognize his right to do it.

"It’s just a means of being civilly disobedient that's how I look at it," said neighbor Ron Sturm.

Police in the town agree Seekins can paint his house how he wants.

It comes down to the first amendment and while not everyone may like what he has to say it's his property and he does have the right to say it.

Seekins was arrested last year for growing and cultivating marijuana, almost 100 plants.

Seekins says they were hemp plants and is fighting that in court.

So what is he inviting the cops to come to his hous now or what??

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Police in the town agree Seekins can paint his house how he wants.

I don't see how they can say this.

Wouldn't or couldn't it be viewed as a billboard in a residential area and he would need a permit...

or

promoting the use of an illegal substance? :confused:

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